Redneck Medical Terms

[pistonpump]

Originally posted by dinoiii on DA.com:


So, in the spirit of the day, a rather humorous sciency type post.

Redneck Medical Terms

Artery..............................The study of paintings.
Benign.............................What you do after you you be eight.
Bacteria...........................Back door to cafeteria.
Barium.............................What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section..............A neighborhood in Rome.
Cat Scan.........................Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize.........................Made eye contact with her (a commonly used term for DA gentlemen).
Coma..............................A punctuation mark.
Dilate..............................To live long.
Enema.............................Not a friend.
Fester.............................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula..............................A small lie.
Hangnail...........................What you hang your coat on.
Impotent..........................Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain........................Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff....................A Doctor's Cane.
Morbid.............................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates...........................Cheaper than day rates.
Node...............................I knew it.
Pelvis..............................Second Cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative..................A letter carrier.
Rectum............................Darn near killed him.
Seizure............................Roman Emperor.
Tablet.............................A small table.
Tumor.............................More than one.
Urine...............................Opposite of you're out.
Varicose..........................Near by.

 

[ReaperX]

enema is the only one im not getting.

 

[pistonpump]

i dont get it either...

BRITNEY IS WATCHING YOU.
BRITNEY IS WATCHING YOU.
BRITNEY IS WATCHING YOU.
BRITNEY IS WATCHING YOU.
BRITNEY IS WATCHING YOU.
BRITNEY IS WATCHING YOU.

britney is watching my c0ck and she looks hungry!

 

[prld2gr8ns]

i dont get it either...


britney is watching my c0ck and she looks hungry!

enema=enemy

Pretty funny post pp.

:rofl:

 

[ReaperX]

i dont get it either...


britney is watching my c0ck and she looks hungry!

That's all you bro. Kevin tainted her.

 

[pistonpump]

i got the enema enemy part it just doesnt sound right...:think:

britney would not get it btw, i have higher standards, like margaret thatcher

 

[prld2gr8ns]

i got the enema enemy part it just doesnt sound right...:think:

britney would not get it btw, i have higher standards, like margaret thatcher

enema is an enemy
an enemy is not a friend.
Therefore an enema is not a friend.

Saying it like that kind of makes it even more funny.

 

[pistonpump]

i just dont think a redneck would say "that there guy is my enema"

 

[dinoiii]

Good to see this made it over here.


Addmitedly, I never thought controversy could be made by such a post though - but I see bb-forum land has once again proven me wrong.


Lay off the enema gentlemen.


D_

 

[pistonpump]

Good to see this made it over here.


Addmitedly, I never thought controversy could be made by such a post though - but I see bb-forum land has once again proven me wrong.


Lay off the enema gentlemen.


D_

hahaha. you always run searches for your username on forums lol.

The controversy...thats because of Reaper, he's almost like a dumb man's Patrick Arnold :lol:

 

[dinoiii]

hahaha. you always run searches for your username on forums lol.

The controversy...thats because of Reaper, he's almost like a dumb man's Patrick Arnold :lol:

I so have to learn about the various personalities of this board.

I have heard some things of this here "reaper" already.

D_