pistonpump
Banned
Originally posted by dinoiii on DA.com:
So, in the spirit of the day, a rather humorous sciency type post.
Redneck Medical Terms
Artery..............................The study of paintings.
Benign.............................What you do after you you be eight.
Bacteria...........................Back door to cafeteria.
Barium.............................What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section..............A neighborhood in Rome.
Cat Scan.........................Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize.........................Made eye contact with her (a commonly used term for DA gentlemen).
Coma..............................A punctuation mark.
Dilate..............................To live long.
Enema.............................Not a friend.
Fester.............................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula..............................A small lie.
Hangnail...........................What you hang your coat on.
Impotent..........................Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain........................Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff....................A Doctor's Cane.
Morbid.............................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates...........................Cheaper than day rates.
Node...............................I knew it.
Pelvis..............................Second Cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative..................A letter carrier.
Rectum............................Darn near killed him.
Seizure............................Roman Emperor.
Tablet.............................A small table.
Tumor.............................More than one.
Urine...............................Opposite of you're out.
Varicose..........................Near by.
So, in the spirit of the day, a rather humorous sciency type post.
Redneck Medical Terms
Artery..............................The study of paintings.
Benign.............................What you do after you you be eight.
Bacteria...........................Back door to cafeteria.
Barium.............................What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section..............A neighborhood in Rome.
Cat Scan.........................Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize.........................Made eye contact with her (a commonly used term for DA gentlemen).
Coma..............................A punctuation mark.
Dilate..............................To live long.
Enema.............................Not a friend.
Fester.............................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula..............................A small lie.
Hangnail...........................What you hang your coat on.
Impotent..........................Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain........................Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff....................A Doctor's Cane.
Morbid.............................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates...........................Cheaper than day rates.
Node...............................I knew it.
Pelvis..............................Second Cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative..................A letter carrier.
Rectum............................Darn near killed him.
Seizure............................Roman Emperor.
Tablet.............................A small table.
Tumor.............................More than one.
Urine...............................Opposite of you're out.
Varicose..........................Near by.
