Alabama Bans Vibrators

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Yep...more nosey nanny bastards sticking their "morality" into everyone else's business.

What part of separation of church and state are we deciding to discard again?

Alabama Sex Toy Law - No Vibrators Allowed
 
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Wow! That's F'ed up! What's next? A felony for sex before marriage?
 
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Wow! That's F'ed up! What's next? A felony for sex before marriage?
It wasn't long ago where it was a crime to engage in any position besides missionary with your WIFE.

Oral sex was a crime.

As this article shows, keeping people out of our private lives requires constant vigilance and a loud protesting voice.

/and a healthy sex life.
 
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That sucks!!!!

I live in backwards aZZ bama
Awesome that the legislature and courts have solved ALL the other problems to the point where they can tackle the scourge of sexually satisfied people.

I mean, no crime, no drugs, excellent schools, low taxes...must be heaven to live there.
 
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It's Alabama! They don't have schools there! Duh!
 
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I love it here... Trying to find a way out of this state... Yeah.. GREAT School... it only like 3 or 4 in birmingham that are worth anything.. Now I can't a little toy if i want one...
 
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Wow! That's F'ed up! What's next? A felony for sex before marriage?
why are you angry that they banned vibrators?
c'mon man tell us the truth.
looks like you gotta throw it out now :icon_lol:

im playin.
 
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It's not about vibrators, it's about taking freedom away...
On a serious note...
I'm opening underground vibrator shop! They'll never take me alive! :D
 
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Well, they just not better chop off a man's hand if he's caught playing with himself. This is ridiculous, I can't believe we wasted resources on this sh!t. I would have rather them spend that money on getting homeless people some booze. Fvcking tools !
 
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Reminds me of Utahs porn and liquor laws.
You can't buy XXX, and you can't rent XXX. You cant get it on satillite, even in hotel rooms.

You can't buy beer with more than 3.2% alcohol unless you are in a bar, which you have to buy a temporary membership to, or you go the state liquor store. Anything besides beer has to be purchased at the state run stores.

Strip clubs can no longer be totally nude. They used to be if no alcohol was served. There can be no interaction between the ladies and the gents.

OR I can drive 60 minutes in 3 different directions and get it all plus a lap dance, and the liquor/beer is 1/3 the price because the taxes are lower on it. Some rumor its a state imposed 'sin' tax.

Even though my drunken whore chasing days were left behind nearly before they started I think its a bunch of **** to tell people what they should and should like per se by 'allowing' or 'disallowing' certain items.

If you don't like it....don't do it. Simple.

Example: I've never shoved a mop handle in my ass. I never plan on it, I don't think it would be right for me. So, I'm not going to do it. Makes more sense than banning the sale of mops.
 
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Still illegal to have oral sex in the military.
any type of sex that isnt missionary actually. at least thats what i was told. If youre caught doing doggystyle, watch out, Article 15 lol.



I was wondering...the Lesbians in Bama must be pissed! Well i guess they can use non electrical ones?...
 
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It wasn't long ago where it was a crime to engage in any position besides missionary with your WIFE. Oral sex was a crime.
This is still true for the military. Then again who is actually going to enforce these rules. lol.
 

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haha how about the Alabama Crab Daddy?

While giving head the girl fondles the balls almost tickling them. Before he cums she bites down on the c0ck.

B1tch gave me an alabama crab daddy!
I prefer the term me and my co-worker coined one day:

Belgian Earthquake
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=belgian+earthquake

"When a man receives a blow job from a female, is balls deep in her mouth and she belches, rattling your balls.

My girl was giving me head last night when I went balls deep and she gave me the Belgian Earthquake. My balls registered it a 10 on the Richter scale!"
 
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I prefer the term me and my co-worker coined one day:

Belgian Earthquake
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=belgian+earthquake

"When a man receives a blow job from a female, is balls deep in her mouth and she belches, rattling your balls.

My girl was giving me head last night when I went balls deep and she gave me the Belgian Earthquake. My balls registered it a 10 on the Richter scale!"
lol. thats Sweeet! id love to get a belgian earthquake, hells yeah! :bb2:
 
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...guess they learned a lot from the "prohibition" debacle. Talk about scary erosion of a person's rights. Are these poeple aware that it's about to be 2008???
 
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...guess they learned a lot from the "prohibition" debacle. Talk about scary erosion of a person's rights. Are these poeple aware that it's about to be 2008???
This battle never ends.

Pray for rain lately, anyone?
 
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It is Alabama. They probably figure most people have plenty of cousins, brothers, uncles, etc...that they don't need vibrators...
 
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It is Alabama. They probably figure most people have plenty of cousins, brothers, uncles, etc...that they don't need vibrators...

Burn...

You forgot goats, pigs, horses and sheep too. lol.
 
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Burn...

You forgot goats, pigs, horses and sheep too. lol.
My sheep wont touch me since they got their vibrators.

It all comes down to control. It seems like the muslim equivalent of forcing women to wear burqahs...the men are so afraid that the women will be able to satisfy themselves, and they wont need their fat, redneck asses for anything.
 
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Somewhere along the GA state line, a sex shop owner is making a killing.
 
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It wasn't long ago where it was a crime to engage in any position besides missionary with your WIFE.

Oral sex was a crime.

As this article shows, keeping people out of our private lives requires constant vigilance and a loud protesting voice.

/and a healthy sex life.
it still is in several states. it is considered sodomy. In fact several states have different laws or charges to level at people if it involves under aged or anyone not considered able to consent. It still is grounds for divorce as well (depending on what state)
 
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It is Alabama. They probably figure most people have plenty of cousins, brothers, uncles, etc...that they don't need vibrators...
Good point ! Alabam did fire their football coach a few years ago because he got a lap dance so this shouldn't be that shocking of a revelation LOL.
 
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"I'm awwl fer fam'lee val-yoos. Say, you gots a purty mouth."

I feel for you Daz, I was living here in AZ during the MLK debacle.
 
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Reminds me of Utahs porn and liquor laws.
You can't buy XXX, and you can't rent XXX. You cant get it on satillite, even in hotel rooms.

You can't buy beer with more than 3.2% alcohol unless you are in a bar, which you have to buy a temporary membership to, or you go the state liquor store. Anything besides beer has to be purchased at the state run stores.

Strip clubs can no longer be totally nude. They used to be if no alcohol was served. There can be no interaction between the ladies and the gents.

OR I can drive 60 minutes in 3 different directions and get it all plus a lap dance, and the liquor/beer is 1/3 the price because the taxes are lower on it. Some rumor its a state imposed 'sin' tax.

Even though my drunken whore chasing days were left behind nearly before they started I think its a bunch of **** to tell people what they should and should like per se by 'allowing' or 'disallowing' certain items.

If you don't like it....don't do it. Simple.

Example: I've never shoved a mop handle in my ass. I never plan on it, I don't think it would be right for me. So, I'm not going to do it. Makes more sense than banning the sale of mops.
Ha.... ya it's hilarious, I'm so used to it (lived in Salt Lake my whole life) when I go out of state and see liquor in grocery stores, I feel like I'm in the damn twilight zone
 

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This battle never ends.

Pray for rain lately, anyone?
That's was in my state of Jaw-jah...

It did rain yesterday though...but isn't supposed to for the rest of the week...I wonder if the governor considers that a successful prayer...
 

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