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    Cute Ohio joke


    Only a person in OHIO could think of this.

    From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in COLUMBUS,OHIO after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

    The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other
    patrons left the bar and drove off.

    Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

    The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!

    Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the sherriffs office. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

    "I doubt it," said the truly proud non-drinker tonight I'm the designated decoy.

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    haha thats a good one.
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    nice one.
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    Very funny. Nothing better than a good laugh
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    The funniest part about that is that it actually happens.... lol.
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    Oh szznap, lol... that is freakin awesome!!
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    Funny and informative. I'm live in Ohio too.
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    An oldie but goodie
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    I definitely had a good time in Ohio. I had a friend who was going to move there just because he could get a 20oz coffee for under a buck.
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    Lol you need a hot coffee when it starts to get cold here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crader View Post
    Lol you need a hot coffee when it starts to get cold here.
    I know, I was there in the winter in Findlay. Thankfully there was a bar not 100 yards from the hotel we were all staying in. And we had a bash there for forty bucks a pop that would have easily cost over a hundred bucks each in NY. One of the few times I got drunk enough to do kareoke.
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    Being from Ohio, this was really cute! Good job.
  

  
 

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