The goat joke thread

[thesinner]

Ok, over the past few months, there's been a lot of logs being hijacked by jokes about goats. While some of us find them funny, others find them annoying, and it tends to take away from the general purpose of the thread.

According to a poll that was taken, about 1/2 of the members find them funny and the other half seems rather fed up with them. In order to create a happy medium, I figured we should have a thread exclusively for telling 'goat jokes' so we're not posting them in other people's threads.

If you're from the "I DON'T think they're funny" half. Please don't post your comments here because we need your opinion on this subject like you need to hear another goat joke. If you're from the "I DO think they're funny" half.....enjoy this thread and try not to post jokes elsewhere in attempt to maintain the integrity of Anabolic Minds.

 

[Trauma1]

Ok, over the past few months, there's been a lot of logs being hijacked by jokes about goats. While some of us find them funny, others find them annoying, and it tends to take away from the general purpose of the thread.

According to a poll that was taken, about 1/2 of the members find them funny and the other half seems rather fed up with them. In order to create a happy medium, I figured we should have a thread exclusively for telling 'goat jokes' so we're not posting them in other people's threads.

If you're from the "I DON'T think they're funny" half. Please don't post your comments here because we need your opinion on this subject like you need to hear another goat joke. If you're from the "I DO think they're funny" half.....enjoy this thread and try not to post jokes elsewhere in attempt to maintain the integrity of Anabolic Minds.

:goodpost:

 

[thesinner]

I got this in a PM the other day. Thought it was funny as hell:

PS: I wanted to attach a nice goat pic, but couldn't find one that was truly 'hot.' I found one that had a great ass, but her/his/its face was kinda jacked. I'll keep searching...

 

[Trauma1]

I got this in a PM the other day. Thought it was funny as hell:

:toofunny:

 

[pistonpump]

fvck goat jokes.

 

[thesinner]

fvck goat jokes.

If you're from the "I DON'T think they're funny" half. Please don't post your comments here because we need your opinion on this subject like you need to hear another goat joke.

:study:

 

[macedaddy]

so who's gonna post in Chad's log, then? :blink: :think:

:toofunny:

 

[pistonpump]

i read that already sinner, what are you gonna do? Ban me from your thread? lol....why did the goat cross the road?

to get away from AM.com members......ha....ha?

 

[thesinner]

i read that already sinner, what are you gonna do? Ban me from your thread? lol....why did the goat cross the road?

to get away from AM.com members......ha....ha?

No, I just don't want any whiners filling up this thread with "You guys are stupid. Goat jokes suck." banter. I put this up so people will do these acts here instead of in someone's log, a companies product release info, etc.


P.S. I know where you live.

 

[macedaddy]

did tripdizzle get the memo? :toofunny:

 

[T-Bone]

No, I just don't want any whiners filling up this thread with "You guys are stupid. Goat jokes suck." banter. I put this up so people will do these acts here instead of in someone's log, a companies product release info, etc.


P.S. I know where you live.

 

[thesinner]

How do these videos of me keep leaking out onto Youtube?

 

[pistonpump]

so you didnt like my joke?

damn.

btw you dont know which coconut tree i live under.....could be any of the 12 on this island. you see my family has pull and have been here for generations so we inherited a real good coconut tree to live under while others are making sandcastles.

 

[macedaddy]

so you didnt like my joke?

damn.

btw you dont know which coconut tree i live under.....could be any of the 12 on this island. you see my family has pull and have been here for generations so we inherited a real good coconut tree to live under while others are making sandcastles.

well duh! yours is the TALLEST one! :toofunny:

 

[thesinner]

so you didnt like my joke?

damn.

btw you dont know which coconut tree i live under.....could be any of the 12 on this island. you see my family has pull and have been here for generations so we inherited a real good coconut tree to live under while others are making sandcastles.

When the hydrogen atom splits in two, piston's island will go "KERPLOO!"

 

[pistonpump]

When the hydrogen atom splits in two, piston's island will go "KERPLOO!"

okay why are you going off topic sinner? STICK TO THE GOAT JOKES! (which i havent seen any but mine)

 

[thesinner]

okay why are you going off topic sinner? STICK TO THE GOAT JOKES! (which i havent seen any but mine)

I'm sorry, but they just don't come when they're not being provoked. (this is a response as well as a goat joke)

 

[sdmf45]

I'm sorry, but I just don't cum when i'm not being poked!!!

:jaw:

 

[thesinner]

:jaw:

That's how your face looks when you let the goat be the pitcher.

 

[EasyEJL]

i read that already sinner, what are you gonna do? Ban me from your thread? lol....why did the goat cross the road?

to get away from AM.com members......ha....ha?

And why did TheSinner cross the road? Cause his d!ck was stuck in the goat!

(adaptation from The Last Boyscout)

 

[TripDog]

:hot: :burger: :burg: izza: :numbered:

 

[macedaddy]

trip found the thread........

 

[TripDog]

trip found the thread........

did you like my non productive response.....

 

[macedaddy]

did you like my non productive response.....

actually,i'm kinda used to them..................:run:

 

[Iron Warrior]

When are you gonna show us that goat porn sinner. If you show us the Jenna Jameson of goats then we will all be happy

 

[TripDog]

When are you gonna show us that goat porn sinner. If you show us the Jenna Jameson of goats then we will all be happy

i have Goats Gone Wild volume's 1-376........:whip: good stuff!!!!

 

[Iron Warrior]

i have Goats Gone Wild volume's 1-376........:whip: good stuff!!!!

:cheers: that's the good sh!t right there. Plenty of material you can jerk off to with that LOL

 

[TripDog]

:cheers: that's the good sh!t right there. Plenty of material you can jerk off to with that LOL

many sticky evenings fo sho!!!!!!

 

[Zombie]

 

[Zombie]

 

[TripDog]

thats one fine pair of hoofs there....:stick:

 

[Iron Warrior]

Ew, glad you're not sending me money, it'll be all jizz infested!

You're lucky to have found out about Trip's "muscle milk", it's the underground formula for goats

 

[Iron Warrior]

thats one fine pair of hoofs there....:stick:

She looks like she wants to get gang-banged LOL

 

[Zombie]

Oryx Goat Whey (2 lbs) By VYO-Tech

 

[FitnFirm]

This is our GOAT BIATCHES !!!!!!!

 

[Trauma1]

This is our GOAT BIATCHES !!!!!!!

I'll take your goat for a ride anyday

 

[Chad]

i got dibs on this for my avi!:toofunny:


after zombie

 

[Chad]

thats one fine pair of hoofs there....:stick:

would you give that goat a rug burn??????:whip:

 

[Chad]

so who's gonna post in Chad's log, then? :blink: :think:

:toofunny:

what happend to your cool sig?!

 

[Zombie]

i would like to know why do people neglect other farm animals why not , sheep ,calf, chicken, mule. pigs

 

[Chad]

i would like to know why do people neglect other farm animals why not , sheep ,calf, chicken, mule. pigs

sheep get love. i got mad love for cows! wink wink. and as for chickens................. if a egg can fit up there, why cant i ??


:jaw: :toofunny:

 

[Zombie]

 

[Chad]

how about a whale?

 

[Trauma1]

sheep get love. i got mad love for cows! wink wink. and as for chickens................. if a egg can fit up there, why cant i ??


:jaw: :toofunny:

Lol, you chicken fukcer.......are you sure you ain't talking about a rooster though. We all know you like your c*ck fights. :whip: :rofl:

 

[Zombie]

how about a whale?

well im not in to the sea thing, i rather a barn or something like that i dont like the sea

 

[Chad]

Lol, you chicken fukcer.......are you sure you ain't talking about a rooster though. We all know you like your c*ck fights. :whip: :rofl:

MAYBE I DO!!!!!:toofunny:

 

[Chad]

well im not in to the sea thing, i rather a barn or something like that i dont like the sea

not into the whole fish smell thing huh?

 

[Zombie]

not into the whole fish smell thing huh?

nah if it smells like fish and i havent been in there then thers something fishy lol:toofunny:

 

[Chad]

nah if it smells like fish and i havent been in there then thers something fishy lol:toofunny:

dont even act like you would turn down some hott fish ass!
did you see Shark Tale?

 

[Zombie]

dont even act like you would turn down some hott fish ass!
did you see Shark Tale?

i rather whale tail