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    Nycste's top 10 pick up lines

    10- "hey,iv'e been drinking milk"
    9-wow you have all 10 toes...nice
    8-my grandmother says my pecker is big for my age.
    7-i won a ribbon at the state fair for consecutive bouts of furrious masterbation.
    6-yes i know i look extremely gay but a few beers should fix that.
    5-hey baby ,i cap my own pills.
    4-i can usually beat myself in a game of chinese checkers.
    3-i know tripdog
    2-im very good with little children..VERY!!..VERY!! GOOD!!
    1-i cant find waldo but i certainly know where my anus is.

    The LORD is my rock, my fortress, and my savior; my God is my rock, in whom I find protection. He is my shield, the power that saves me, and my place of safety.-Psalm 18:2

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    I used #3 a lot when I go out to the bars. If all else fails, that line alone is enough to drop panties.


    BUT, I always try #9 or #8 first....I don't like taking the easy way initially.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gixxer82 View Post
    ditto on that lol
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    LOL! thats pretty funny. i think he might cry.



    DO MY TOP TEN SOMETHING.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chad View Post
    LOL! thats pretty funny. i think he might cry.



    DO MY TOP TEN SOMETHING.........
    its ALWAYS gotta be about CHAD!

    I ahve a better idea, DON'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT CHAD and it will piss him off, trip!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gixxer82 View Post
    chads top 10 pick up lines:

    10.) I hope you have a big trunk, cause i'm putting my goat in it.
    9.) Wanna fukc?
    8.) I can bench you and all your friends.
    7.) Your eyes remind me of those of my prize winning goat.
    6.) I've got a big penis
    5.) I don't do squats, but judging by your ass, you definitely work out
    4.) I'm a gynocologist
    3.) I'm unemployed and will make a good housewife
    2.) My wife says i'm a good lay
    1.)
    this is my top ten thread homo
    The LORD is my rock, my fortress, and my savior; my God is my rock, in whom I find protection. He is my shield, the power that saves me, and my place of safety.-Psalm 18:2
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    Top 10 things Nycste says after sex

    10-you didn't feel anything either.
    9-wait let me check my manual again.
    8-whats leaking out of my ass?
    7-hmmmm my dog never complains.
    6-dont worry that rash on my sack isn't contageous.
    5-do you smell something burning?
    4-was i the guy or the girl that time?
    3-dammit i should have taken pictures for my mom.
    2-dam the tv dinner i put in the microwave before we started isn't even done yet...
    1-sorry

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    top 10 reasons chad doesn't do legs
    10-he prolly does look like a retard doing squats
    9-he figures if he does arms twice that will negate the effects
    8-all his spandex jumpsuits from the navy wont fit him anymore
    7-he's awaiting that chicken leg look to come back in style.
    6-building mass on his legs might interfear with his neighborhood jumprope exibitions
    5-he figures nobdy will notice if he always wears pants
    4-he's scared of all the chick machines
    3-he likes to buy pants in the little boys section at american eagle
    2-he would have to shave his legs more often
    1-he's gay

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    top 10 reasons sinner didn't get laid on that date

    10-the first thing he said when he saw her was "me so horney"
    9-the chick was really a dude and they did bang but he didnt tell us
    8-she kept catching him pick at his ass
    7-she realized he still shops in the boys department,and ran away laughing
    6-she refused to wear the goat costume..
    5-you have to spend more that 10 dollars on a chick to get some pune
    4-the drugs she was on wore off and she realized who she was actually with........then...you guessed it ran away screaming.
    3-sinner got sh*tfaced off half a beer and passed out
    2-cause he's gay
    1-he didnt listen to tripdog and take her to the adult video store

    The LORD is my rock, my fortress, and my savior; my God is my rock, in whom I find protection. He is my shield, the power that saves me, and my place of safety.-Psalm 18:2
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    I spent $0, but yeah I would have to agree with #1.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thesinner View Post
    I spent $0, but yeah I would have to agree with #1.
    i like #3
    The LORD is my rock, my fortress, and my savior; my God is my rock, in whom I find protection. He is my shield, the power that saves me, and my place of safety.-Psalm 18:2
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    i like how "because he's gay" keeps appearing in everyone's lists!
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    LOL i kike cause she wouldnt wear the Goat costume
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    Quote Originally Posted by TripDog View Post
    i like #3
    I've built up my tolerance now; I can handle two before I'm ready to pass out. Aren't you proud of me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by poopypants View Post
    LOL i kike cause she wouldnt wear the Goat costume


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    LMAO thats rich... leave it to you to find somethin like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xjsynx View Post


    That looks like a goat from the gay goat's parade LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Warrior View Post
    That looks like a goat from the gay goat's parade LOL.
    were you there or something.....is there something your not telling us??
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    hey warrior i killed bill walsh!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TripDog View Post
    hey warrior i killed bill walsh!!!!!!!
    Oh it's on now Trip ! You might as well have stolen my juice

    I think I might have accidentally walked through that parade because sinner said "Hey bro, let's go get some chicks" but I was not aware he meant we'd be scoping out the scenery at the gay goat's parade
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gixxer82 View Post
    Yeah I think warrior just showed his colors
    That's not what your sister said
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    Gixx.....your sister says hi......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gixxer82 View Post
    My sister can kick your ass! I'm talking about a triathlon WINNER on multiple occasions and a personal trainer.
    Is she hot (j/k) ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gixxer82 View Post
    is she fudge packing you again?
    She's packin something.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gixxer82 View Post
    Exactly LOL....j/k kid
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gixxer82 View Post
    lets see what bill walsh has to say about it...any last words for walshy boy?
    Bill Walsh says I should trade you some juice for your sister's number (j/k)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gixxer82 View Post
    its ok that shes packin your mouth with gauze and your ass with, well I think we both know
    I've done all the packin my friend...... :chick:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gixxer82 View Post
    Do I look like trip? I don't want your man juice.

    you can send me some gear though
    LOL you're a worse perv then me Gixxer. You know I didn't mean that kind of juice. That juice is for the ladies or the instances when I have to make love by myself
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gixxer82 View Post
    Touche --I will no longer comment on a subject that has to do with sex and my sister.



    how often are those instances? every day??? cause I know youre not pulling in any a$$ over there
    Yeah, it happens a lot when I'm on a cycle LOL
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    top 10 possible jobs for NYCSTE

    10-head vhs tape rewinder at blockbuster.
    9-mannequin in little girls department at jc pennys
    8-asian hooker
    7-professional diaper tester.
    6-clearasil model (magazine before picture)
    5-gay cowboy
    4-chester cheeta's gay assosiate
    3-girl scout cookie saleswoman
    2-port a potty cleaner
    1-gixxers own mr.slave(haha)

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    Quote Originally Posted by TripDog View Post
    top 10 possible jobs for NYCSTE

    10-head vhs tape rewinder at blockbuster.
    9-mannequin in little girls department at jc pennys
    8-asian hooker
    7-professional diaper tester.
    6-clearasil model (magazine before picture)
    5-gay cowboy
    4-chester cheeta's gay assosiate
    3-girl scout cookie saleswoman
    2-port a potty cleaner
    1-gixxers own mr.slave(haha)

    LOL.....mr. slave
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    top 10 places gixxer spends a friday night

    10-in my trunk
    9-under chads bed
    8-inside nycste
    7-outside poopypants's window.... masterbating
    6-on macedady roof....masterbating to pictures of motorscooters.
    5-the playland at mcdonalds........masterbating
    4-at the vfw hall........bragging about having masterbated at mcdonalds.
    3-tittie fukcing jomi
    2-raping neighborhood dogs
    1-bowling with drag queens

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    omg this was a good thread....soon to be revised!
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    This thread does kick a$$ indeed. There's just one thing missing . . . Gixxer's sister
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gixxer82 View Post
    man, I guess I like to masturbate everywhere

    stay away from the slide in the mcdonalds play place
    yes son,you tend to scare the little mc donald children........at least use a napkin after your done...
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    hahah... how rich.
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    hahaha subscribed. Update this SH!T!!
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    i totally plan on it............who should i target?
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