About nothin for nobody.

[bpmartyr]

Screw everybody! I don't drink anymore ... cept for right now, (it's a holiday weekend and I need me some unwindin).

Started this thread out of an obnoxious proclivity to wreak havoc upon the AM community and a propensity for a lack of forethought.

Ok, honestly I am having problems forming complete sentences and speaking without slurring but the Oxycotin my Mom gave me is helping to reduce the level of "giveafvck"!

Short story long ... whatcha all doin this holiday? stayin sober? Eatin healthy? Lookin at gay (or animal related) porn mags? (last comment was only directed at you. You know who you are.)

Lastly, ... i got nothin. Take it away goat lovers!

 

[mmowry]

Stayin sober and tryin to keep the pregnant Mrs happy..........pray please pray

 

[bpmartyr]

Godspeed brother. Pray I will do but let us just hope it is not at the porcelin alter!

 

[mmowry]

Oh how I miss chunks of vomit burning my sinus cavity and the dry heaves til it felt like my rectum was bleeding.:drunk:

Best of luck bro!

 

[RedwolfWV]

Stayin sober one day at a time. Sitting here guarding an empty state building the whole 3 day weekend. Watching a couple of movies on my portable DVD player to pass the night, and seeing what ya'll is into

 

[thesinner]

I'm gonna be training 3 hours later than usual because my gym is on limited hours :sad:

I hate holidays. Does that seem odd?

 

[Chad]

im going to get a goat drunk and watch gay porn while baking cookies.

 

[thesinner]

im going to get a goat drunk and watch gay porn while baking cookies.

Aww, sweet! Can I come? I'll bring my G.I. Joes, and we can play Desert Storm in the back yard and my mommy can make Kool-Aide.

 

[Chad]

Aww, sweet! Can I come? I'll bring my G.I. Joes, and we can play Desert Storm in the back yard and my mommy can make Kool-Aide.

dont bother. i have ALL the G.I Joes. ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!

 

[Otter_Wife]

im going to get a goat drunk and watch gay porn while baking cookies.

bake cookies? you baked a cake dont lie!

make sure you take the gay porn out of the dvd player this time!

 

[brywal312]

seriously, how bad is it to drink on a cycle of SD? I have a pint of jagermeister in the closet which is calling my name...

 

[Mrs. Gimpy!]

hmm, i dont really drink, so that's not on the list this weekend (and every weekend). I have to "re-memorized" my injections and nitrous oxide pages because i get to do them for a "skills retention" on tues.



yeah, i know, im kinda boring, basically the lamest 22 year old out there

BP i have never seen you post so, hm, semi incoherently. must be some weekend

 

[jmh80]

Watching college football yesterday.

Watching Hurricane Felix today.

Gotta give the dog a bath and clean the kitchen. (Damn bulk powder is strewn all over half the counter tops.)

 

[Mrs. Gimpy!]

Watching college football yesterday.

Watching Hurricane Felix today.

Gotta give the dog a bath and clean the kitchen. (Damn bulk powder is strewn all over half the counter tops.)

so i see that you are in my "lame club" as well :woohoo:



jk sounds better than my weekend

 

[bpmartyr]

Made it through, hangover free! Good ta be the King!

 

[jmh80]

so i see that you are in my "lame club" as well :woohoo:



jk sounds better than my weekend

I don't drink. I don't go out very often. Doesn't interest me nearly as much at 27.
Last time I went out with buddies from work, I had 2 mediocre girls all over me.
Apparently - alcohol and JMH80's arms are some sort of aphrodisiac.

Plus - I just got a new 40" LCD TV. My dog likes watching movies on it.

 

[TripDog]

bake cookies? you baked a cake dont lie!

make sure you take the gay porn out of the dvd player this time!

seriously..i want my dvd back!!!:smite:

 

[ReaperX]

I drank last night. The bartender had these amazingly large (fake) breasts with a tiny top. I didn't even try to make it subtle that I was blatently staring....the whole night that is...creepy I know.


BTW, you used 2 negatives in your title so technically it is 'everything for everyone'.


I know drinking inhibits your gains, etc, etc but I don't want to pass along good times with my friends. I'm willing to sacrifice a bit.

 

[Dr Packenwood]

My drinking days are behind me, so I'm spending the weekend with my girl and taking up space on her couch.

 

[Chad]

seriously..i want my dvd back!!!:smite:

NEVER!!!!!!!!!:duel: :duel: :duel: :duel:

 

[EasyEJL]

Just hangin with the family, bbqing tomorrow. I pretty much gave up on drinking now that i'm serious about getting in good shape. I'm not motivated to work out the morning after, and early morning is my only free time. Married with kids, thats how it works out

 

[bpmartyr]

BTW, you used 2 negatives in your title so technically it is 'everything for everyone'.

Kudos for you. I was wondering if 'nobody wouldn't' catch that and somebody did.

 

[Jayhawkk]

get drunk and have wild sex, in the most odd of places, while trying to stay out of jail

 

[Iron Warrior]

I hope I overdose on football

I won't be in a porn gang bang with disabled chicks this year. Just some BBQ and a good amount of New Castle's.

 

[yeahright]

Fixed the car, cleaned-out the kids pool, took out the trash,....oh yeah, some punk at my next door neighbor's house threatened to shoot me when I went there at 2:30am to tell them to turn down the music (parents away, teenager having a party). He said it to my back but when I turned around and said "what the **** did you just say to me?" he was all apologies.

Sigh. If I hadn't been such a little **** when I was their age I could get angrier. Instead I'm just tired, because I went from being annoyed at the music to being ready to beat someone to death in a split second. It took me a good hour to wind down enough to get back to sleep.

 

[Mrs. Gimpy!]

He said it to my back but when I turned around and said "what the **** did you just say to me?" he was all apologies.

people are such idiots.