humor to make you smile

  1. humor to make you smile


    A Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

    So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."
    The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus . so shut the hell up."


  2. Quote Originally Posted by dlew308 View Post
    A Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine chil
    dren. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

    So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."
    The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus . so shut the hell up."
    good one!!!

  3. What did the snail say when it took a ride on the turtle's back?






    Wheeeeeee!
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  4. Jokes huh?? What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne??? Acne cums on your face AFTER puberty!

  5. Quote Originally Posted by freqfly View Post
    Jokes huh?? What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne??? Acne cums on your face AFTER puberty!
  

  
 

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