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    MTV rant


    Ok, there is an issue that I have with MTV. In particular is the tv shows like Laguna Beach, The Hills, and New Portbeach.


    I have seen several episodes due to being forced by my girlfriend (i did not consent) and what gives ? These spoiled girls on the show talk about incredibly stupid stuff as it is but HOOK UP ?


    WTF is that supposed to mean ? Time and time again I hear the term being used like Sally Skank and Richard Quarterinch 'hooked up'. I don't like ambiguity, especially not in this manner.

    When I take time out of my life to have to watch these absurd individuals on tv, I want to KNOW DETAILS about what's going on. I think too they are all 18 so it's 'all good in da hood' per se.

    Did he kiss you ? Did he put it in the butt ? Did she make him muff dive ? Did she swallow ? I would like to know penis to orifice entry and all fluids involved. Jeez. So then I spend the rest of the show trying to decided how he/she degraded the other person, then talked about it to everyone else....thus creating a complete distraction.

    I think I speak for 100% of the people reading this. Be more descriptive ! We want to know !

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    i cannot fukcing stand the hills or anything like that. especially laguna beach.

    omg like yesterday chelsea totally spent the night with bryan and chuck came over late at night to spend a romantic night with chelsea and he caught her on top of bryan on the couch... omg
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    Quote Originally Posted by gotripped View Post
    i cannot fukcing stand the hills or anything like that. especially laguna beach.

    omg like yesterday chelsea totally spent the night with bryan and chuck came over late at night to spend a romantic night with chelsea and he caught her on top of bryan on the couch... omg


    I bet the ppl overseas think all American girls are like Miss Teen USA South Carolina and Laguna Beach.....sigh.


    They need to have more gays in their tv show. It's too dull as it is right now.

    I'm also excited to see if any chick gets pregnant...probably not but oh well.


    I was so excited to hear about LC possibly having a sex tape. Unfortunately it turns out not to be true
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    i enjoy one show on MTV, that's Rob & Big!
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    As someone raised 5 miles from Laguna Beach and 15 miles from Newport Beach, I am really getting a kick out of these replies.

    //and yes, a lot of the people there ARE that bad.
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    Yeah but that is assuming that 'hook up' means sex. Does it ? Maybe, but maybe not.


    I'd rather skip past the ambiguity and just know specifically what occured......not the stupid feelings about it....jeez....yeah yeah 'you got played and feel depressed'....who cares.

    So what actually happened ?!?!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReaperX View Post
    Yeah but that is assuming that 'hook up' means sex. Does it ? Maybe, but maybe not.


    I'd rather skip past the ambiguity and just know specifically what occured......not the stupid feelings about it....jeez....yeah yeah 'you got played and feel depressed'....who cares.

    So what actually happened ?!?!?!
    I have run into this phenomenon quite a bit, usually from someone who wants to act like a complete whore (or dirtbag) without being judged for it. In essence, they speak in riddly ambigous statements that, in their own heads, qualifies as "communication" but when pressed to clarify they resort to insults or a frustrated "never mind".

    They seem to have forgotten that the essence of communication is clarity in actual information exchange.
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    wow I feel like an old man, I have not watched mtv in years
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    I don't watch MTV.

    As far as Hook-Up, we used in this sense;

    It can be used in different ways. It can be just plan and simple of hooking up with someone. Doesn't always mean teh sex, but you Hooked-up.

    Another term is if you got to Taco Bell and they hook you up with xtra sauce or sour cream. then you got a hook up at TB that hooks you up.

    Or your buddy's GF has a hawt friend. Hey bro have yo b1tch hook me up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xjsynx View Post
    I don't watch MTV.

    As far as Hook-Up, we used in this sense;

    It can be used in different ways. It can be just plan and simple of hooking up with someone. Doesn't always mean teh sex, but you Hooked-up.

    Another term is if you got to Taco Bell and they hook you up with xtra sauce or sour cream. then you got a hook up at TB that hooks you up.

    Or your buddy's GF has a hawt friend. Hey bro have yo b1tch hook me up.
    What about when you go for a Tribal Suspension Ceremony, where you hang by your skin. Did you just get the Hook-up?
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    Sheya, this is illustrates even more why it is necessary to know what kind of actions they are engaging in.


    How do I know that blonde hoe in Laguna Beach and her boy didn't do a tribal suspension ceremony ? I guess we'll never know.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    What about when you go for a Tribal Suspension Ceremony, where you hang by your skin. Did you just get the Hook-up?
    In that scenario you are strung up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xjsynx View Post
    In that scenario you are strung up.
    If this is outdoors, you would be strung out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    If this is outdoors, you would be strung out.
    Only if shoot-up before or during the ritual. Otherwise you are just hanging out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xjsynx View Post
    Only if shoot-up before or during the ritual. Otherwise you are just hanging out.
    Oh suh-nap. That's very true.


    If it were going on inside a very large refridgerator then you'd just be Hanging around and chillin'
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    I don't watch MTV anymore. I only needed MTV when they had Beavis and Butthead.
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    block mtv from your tv, it's not hard to do
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    I agree with renegade.... rob and big is a great show
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    I watched in when I was a kid. They used to play something called "videos". I don't watch that crap anymore, I wish the cable company would allow me to pick another channel I could switch it out for.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RenegadeRows View Post
    i enjoy one show on MTV, that's Rob & Big!
    Hell yeah. Rob and Big is quality ridiculous comedy.
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    to Rob and Big. That show cracks me up and none of my friends like it.
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    Great bump. This was one of my many incredible threads I started that has been a diamond lost in the rough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    What about when you go for a Tribal Suspension Ceremony, where you hang by your skin. Did you just get the Hook-up?
    OMFG!!
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    I love how they call it music television, yet I never ever EVER see any videos on there.


    I love Rob & big. Sacred Geometry! Do work!
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    Luckily, my girl doesn't like any of these shows. However, she does like 'TMZ' (I have no idea what it stands for so don't ask), Dr.Phil, and Oprah.

    It's horrible. Every time I watch them I feel a small part of me dying - as if they are raping my essence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mulletsoldier View Post
    Luckily, my girl doesn't like any of these shows. However, she does like 'TMZ' (I have no idea what it stands for so don't ask), Dr.Phil, and Oprah.

    It's horrible.
    Dr Phil is horrible, I can't stand that "guy" (subjective)
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    TMZ gives you all the smut without the fillers like MTV. Truely a more efficient way for getting the good stuff faster.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RenegadeRows View Post
    Dr Phil is horrible, I can't stand that "guy" (subjective)
    *ugh*

    I just, I'm not really sure what to say. Every time I am forced to watch this overgrown penis in a wetsuit spouting of pseudo-psychological 'tough love' from the bowels of his soulless existence I feel as if I am about to embark on a psychotic ****ing episode ala George Carlin; and the thing which worries me the most, is that somehow this hellspawn of overdone makeup and pityless marketing tactics is going to infect me with his washed up tactics.

    Only a daemonic pig like Oprah could have spawned such a creature.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RenegadeRows View Post
    i enjoy one show on MTV, that's Rob & Big!
    That's the damn truth. It's the funniest thing on TV.

    That and Jackass/Wildboys
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    The only time I see TMZ referred to is on The Soup (best show on TV, BTW) but it looks like absolutely retarded, unethical garbage. Is it a channel, or a show?
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    The soup is a great show
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    Quote Originally Posted by bignels View Post
    That's the damn truth. It's the funniest thing on TV.

    That and Jackass/Wildboys
    I second this!!

    as for The Hills call me stupid but i have only seen small pieces of it. Its real people right? The camera just seems to follow around these hot chicks with terrible vocabulary with deusche bag boyfriends that leaves me thinking what does he have that i dont. Rich daddy no doubt. so yeah i mean how did hte show even start.
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    Mtv is an a sad state. It's turning into a chick flick channel slowly but surely. Miss the old Beavis and Butthead show.
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    You can watch it on MTV now...I watched an episode around 2am, right before bed last night!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    The only time I see TMZ referred to is on The Soup (best show on TV, BTW) but it looks like absolutely retarded, unethical garbage. Is it a channel, or a show?
    Its a stupid show on E! I do believe. Basically its all your trash magazines crammed into 30 of the dullest minutes of your life.

    I think Rock Of Love II might be a better show.
  

  
 

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