when i grow up....

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  1. when i grow up....


    i thought it would be intresting to see what everyone wanted to be when they grow up... and what you actualy became.


    bananas is not a proffesion.


  2. I honestly never had any goals as a kid,....

    I just knew I wanted as many naked chicks a humanly possible....
    I wanted to stack them up sky high,pour syrup on them and eat them chicks like pancakes....

    Mission Accomplished
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  3. Well, i can say i don't ever want to grow up.......I wanted to be a doctor, but ended up a nurse............either way i knew there would be hot a$$ around me all the time.

  4. i wanted to go to law school and defend the poor. i didnt see myself being a Marine. but now im back to square one. i am married with a baby and STILL don`t know what to do.

  5. I just wanted to make a lot of money and not have to work for it

    I always wanted to be a pro football star but now I'm a teacher and a high school ball coach
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  6. Quote Originally Posted by Chad View Post
    i wanted to go to law school and defend the poor. i didnt see myself being a Marine. but now im back to square one. i am married with a baby and STILL don`t know what to do.
    ...but i thought you wanted to be a fairy princess there twinkle toes......

  7. I wanted to be a veterinarian, but I refused to go to Texas A&M and out of state tuition is ridiculously high. So know I am a personal trainer/MMA fighter...definitely not in my plans when I was a child or even when I was 18.
    M.Ed. Ex Phys


  8. Quote Originally Posted by Trauma1 View Post
    Well, i can say i don't ever want to grow up.......I wanted to be a doctor, but ended up a nurse............either way i knew there would be hot a$$ around me all the time.
    Not too mention Infectious diseases and such,the whole medical field/hospital environment is scary,they pay you just enough to not think about it

  9. Quote Originally Posted by Iron Warrior View Post
    I just wanted to make a lot of money and not have to work for it

    I always wanted to be a pro football star but now I'm a teacher and a high school ball coach
    Props to you Iron...I always feel bad for highschool teachers ,especially any type coached/phys ed....everything is going good and then opne punk student with a chip on their shoulder tells the local paper you fondled their nutsack in 3rd period and its away to prison you go,Obviously not guilty,but all it takes is one punk kid and your career is over...****ed up stuff

  10. Quote Originally Posted by Rodja View Post
    I wanted to be a veterinarian, but I refused to go to Texas A&M and out of state tuition is ridiculously high. So know I am a personal trainer/MMA fighter...definitely not in my plans when I was a child or even when I was 18.
    MMa and veterinarian are alot the same,either way your taking care of animals

  11. Quote Originally Posted by getswole View Post
    Not too mention Infectious diseases and such,the whole medical field/hospital environment is scary,they pay you just enough to not think about it
    As long as some 28 days later sh*t doesn't happen i'm not freaked out in the slightest.....The media/news completely overhype many things in the medical field and scare people away.

  12. Quote Originally Posted by Trauma1 View Post
    As long as some 28 days later sh*t doesn't happen i'm not freaked out in the slightest.....The media/news completely overhype many things in the medical field and scare people away.
    I dated a chick who worked in CT(catscan)and when she'd come home in those scrubs,i was like Stop rubbin your aids infestd threads on me,even after she showered she had a hospital smell to her,which all came soon to not matter as she explained to me she literally see's dead people.....like on a daily basis....Like open her eyes in bed and be starring some ghost sh1t straight in the face,and sounded like people crawling around in her attic and sh1t....****ed up thing is I believed her...That was the end of that...she had like JJJ's or somethin' though,hard to say goodbye to those sucka'z

  13. Quote Originally Posted by getswole View Post
    I dated a chick who worked in CT(catscan)and when she'd come home in those scrubs,i was like Stop rubbin your aids infestd threads on me,even after she showered she had a hospital smell to her,which all came soon to not matter as she explained to me she literally see's dead people.....like on a daily basis....Like open her eyes in bed and be starring some ghost sh1t straight in the face,and sounded like people crawling around in her attic and sh1t....****ed up thing is I believed her...That was the end of that...she had like JJJ's or somethin' though,hard to say goodbye to those sucka'z
    Damn bet it was hard to say goodbye to those badboys.....yeah it's an interesting career with lots of stories to tell over the years.

  14. Quote Originally Posted by Trauma1 View Post
    Damn bet it was hard to say goodbye to those badboys.....yeah it's an interesting career with lots of stories to tell over the years.
    the Xray are the ones with good stories,she told me about all these diff people coming in with all this different sh1t stuck up there ass...

    top 2 was an entire rack of pool balls....and a 18" double dong...she had to explain to me that when you stick something in somebodies a$$ like that,that the colon has a suction effect and sucks whatever it is way up in the colon/almost intestins......Hilarious...

    I mean how ****in stupid did that dude feel when he had to hit the ER cause he couldn't get the pool balls out of his a$$...LMAO...who the **** does that anyways...sittin around drinkin beer,bunch of rednecks maybe,Saying Hey Bubba,I bet you a 6 pack you can't stick the whole rack of pool balls up your a$$.......WTF>>>>>

  15. Quote Originally Posted by getswole View Post
    Props to you Iron...I always feel bad for highschool teachers ,especially any type coached/phys ed....everything is going good and then opne punk student with a chip on their shoulder tells the local paper you fondled their nutsack in 3rd period and its away to prison you go,Obviously not guilty,but all it takes is one punk kid and your career is over...****ed up stuff
    I did have it a little rough my rookie year as a teacher. I didn't discipline them well enough and thought that if I was too nice then the kids would be nice in return but I had to scratch that plan real quick LOL. Now I tell them that I'm not good or bad, I'm just fair to everyone. The kids are damn clever and they just want to know everything about you. They also ask some personal questions out of the blue, WTF ! ? i.e. Mr. Iron Warrior, do you smoke weed ? Have you taken steroids ? No it's the Cell-Tech ! would you bone Mrs. so and so ? How many times have you been in a fight ? Do you go clubbin' ? Did you have to go to college to teach PE ? Are you a pimp ? Do you have any fine sisters ? Why do you look mad today ? etc.

    The parents actually give me a lot more sh!t then the kids in coaching. Some parents got a local coach fired from coaching AND teaching even though the petition they started was only related to coaching. The guy apparently had a lot of kids doing an unnecessary amount of hitting drills (I don't know how that was decided) but he was a very successful coach with 10 years of experience. All the local coaches were shocked it happened to that guy.

  16. Thats what I'm saying,its like a ticking timebomb to geting on a sex offenders list for just deciding to work with kids....I wouldn;t do it...Cause I'd break a kids bones if they did me like that....Scary stuff....
    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Warrior View Post
    I did have it a little rough my rookie year as a teacher. I didn't discipline them well enough and thought that if I was too nice then the kids would be nice in return but I had to scratch that plan real quick LOL. Now I tell them that I'm not good or bad, I'm just fair to everyone. The kids are damn clever and they just want to know everything about you. They also ask some personal questions out of the blue, WTF ! ? i.e. Mr. Iron Warrior, do you smoke weed ? Have you taken steroids ? No it's the Cell-Tech ! would you bone Mrs. so and so ? How many times have you been in a fight ? Do you go clubbin' ? Did you have to go to college to teach PE ? Are you a pimp ? Do you have any fine sisters ? Why do you look mad today ? etc.

    The parents actually give me a lot more sh!t then the kids in coaching. Some parents got a local coach fired from coaching AND teaching even though the petition they started was only related to coaching. The guy apparently had a lot of kids doing an unnecessary amount of hitting drills (I don't know how that was decided) but he was a very successful coach with 10 years of experience. All the local coaches were shocked it happened to that guy.

  17. Quote Originally Posted by getswole View Post
    the Xray are the ones with good stories,she told me about all these diff people coming in with all this different sh1t stuck up there ass...

    top 2 was an entire rack of pool balls....and a 18" double dong...she had to explain to me that when you stick something in somebodies a$$ like that,that the colon has a suction effect and sucks whatever it is way up in the colon/almost intestins......Hilarious...

    I mean how ****in stupid did that dude feel when he had to hit the ER cause he couldn't get the pool balls out of his a$$...LMAO...who the **** does that anyways...sittin around drinkin beer,bunch of rednecks maybe,Saying Hey Bubba,I bet you a 6 pack you can't stick the whole rack of pool balls up your a$$.......WTF>>>>>
    Bro you should see some of the things i've witnessed people stick up their a$$ and gina......unfreaking real.......but yes to see it on xray is quite hillarious.....i remember one guy that had a cucumber up his a$$ onetime, so i said how did the cucumber get up there.....he tells me he was gardening and he fell over on it..... ....so i'm like you garden naked then huh....the puzzled look on his face was priceless She was right about the suction aspect though....many of these people have to go to the O.R. to get these things removed.

  18. Quote Originally Posted by Trauma1 View Post
    Bro you should see some of the things i've witnessed people stick up their a$$ and gina......unfreaking real.......but yes to see it on xray is quite hillarious.....i remember one guy that had a cucumber up his a$$ onetime, so i said how did the cucumber get up there.....he tells me he was gardening and he fell over on it..... ....so i'm like you garden naked then huh....the puzzled look on his face was priceless She was right about the suction aspect though....many of these people have to go to the O.R. to get these things removed.
    Fellover on a cucumber....I'd a paged the entire hospital staff in there for that one...ATTN HOSP STAFF<YOUR NEEDED IN XRAY.....STATTT!!!!!!!

  19. Quote Originally Posted by getswole View Post
    Fellover on a cucumber....I'd a paged the entire hospital staff in there for that one...ATTN HOSP STAFF<YOUR NEEDED IN XRAY.....STATTT!!!!!!!
    It was fukcing hillarious.....i tried like hell to keep a straight face when talking to this guy, but it was too freakin tough ...oh alot of people saw that xray.....funny sh*t bro

  20. Quote Originally Posted by Trauma1 View Post
    ...but i thought you wanted to be a fairy princess there twinkle toes......
    yeah. a nurse. i told you that.

  21. Quote Originally Posted by Chad View Post
    yeah. a nurse. i told you that.
    Yeah well it's ok b/c i'm a gaylord focker myself.......

  22. Quote Originally Posted by Trauma1 View Post
    Bro you should see some of the things i've witnessed people stick up their a$$ and gina......unfreaking real.......but yes to see it on xray is quite hillarious.....i remember one guy that had a cucumber up his a$$ onetime, so i said how did the cucumber get up there.....he tells me he was gardening and he fell over on it..... ....so i'm like you garden naked then huh....the puzzled look on his face was priceless She was right about the suction aspect though....many of these people have to go to the O.R. to get these things removed.
    WOW ! Good thing it wasn't a dildo that got stuck up his a$$. How would he explain that one LOL. " My dog accidentally inserted this up my a$$ without KY jelly while I was sleeping. This is perfectly normal since it happened at night and dogs are color blind "

  23. i got you all beat... i had a preacher come in with a cat stuck to his ****! you should of seen the x ray for that one!

  24. Quote Originally Posted by Trauma1 View Post
    Yeah well it's ok b/c i'm a gaylord focker myself.......
    can i be your candy stripe baby?

  25. Quote Originally Posted by Chad View Post
    i wanted to go to law school and defend the poor. i didnt see myself being a Marine. but now im back to square one. i am married with a baby and STILL don`t know what to do.
    well you are an axis labs rep!

  26. Quote Originally Posted by Chad View Post
    can i be your candy stripe baby?
    Yeah but only if you wear fishnets and some stilleto heels..

  27. Quote Originally Posted by Trauma1 View Post
    Yeah but only if you wear fishnets and some stilleto heels..
    make him wear daisy duke cuchie cutters as well.

  28. Quote Originally Posted by Iron Warrior View Post
    WOW ! Good thing it wasn't a dildo that got stuck up his a$$. How would he explain that one LOL. " My dog accidentally inserted this up my a$$ without KY jelly while I was sleeping. This is perfectly normal since it happened at night and dogs are color blind "
    My god the stories....i have a ton of them. The chick that had chess pieces stuck up her gina.......I've seen many different dildo xrays and stories to go along with it. Actually my first week i ever worked in the e.r. i had a good one. A guy and his chick were fukcing in their car and i guess led to anal.....well just like a dog her butthole clamped down on his junk and they were stuck.....they came wheeling in the e.r. by ambulance with nothing but a sheet over them in the doggie style position.......talk about embarrsing sh*t lol

  29. Quote Originally Posted by jomi822 View Post
    make him wear daisy duke cuchie cutters as well.
    Yeah there ya go..........duke it up chad

  30. Quote Originally Posted by Trauma1 View Post
    My god the stories....i have a ton of them. The chick that had chess pieces stuck up her gina.......I've seen many different dildo xrays and stories to go along with it. Actually my first week i ever worked in the e.r. i had a good one. A guy and his chick were fukcing in their car and i guess led to anal.....well just like a dog her butthole clamped down on his junk and they were stuck.....they came wheeling in the e.r. by ambulance with nothing but a sheet over them in the doggie style position.......talk about embarrsing sh*t lol
    if i were a doctor i would have walked out with a bonesaw and been like sorry man...youre gonna lose it.

    but in all seriousness....how did you take care of that little issue?
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