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    Question Riddle me this


    I have 2 riddles, I need more so post any good ones you know!
    btw they work a lot better in person or over the phone.


    1:

    A plane leaves new york, its destination is san fransisco, it crashes in no mans land, where do they bury the survivors??



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    A father and son are in a car crash, the father dies instantly, the son is in critical condition, the ambulance arrives late and the son is rushed to intensive care. The surgeon sees the son and freaks out and says "I cant operate on my son".
    How can you explain that??

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    1. You don't bury survivors.

    2. The surgeon was his mother.
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    these arent hard ones at all.
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    i totally didnt get the second one??
    The LORD is my rock, my fortress, and my savior; my God is my rock, in whom I find protection. He is my shield, the power that saves me, and my place of safety.-Psalm 18:2
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    Quote Originally Posted by TripDog View Post
    i totally didnt get the second one??
    You're fired.
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    Q: What has 4 legs, but only one foot ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReaperX View Post
    Q: What has 4 legs, but only one foot ?
    sinners mom......heheheheh j/k sin
    The LORD is my rock, my fortress, and my savior; my God is my rock, in whom I find protection. He is my shield, the power that saves me, and my place of safety.-Psalm 18:2
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    Quote Originally Posted by CryingEmo View Post
    You're fired.
    dam.i bought a new hair net and everything...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReaperX View Post
    Q: What has 4 legs, but only one foot ?
    is it a bed???
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    Quote Originally Posted by motive View Post
    is it a bed???
    perv.................lol
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    haha... no, it makes sense. a bed has four legs to hold it up and then you have the foot of the bed
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    Quote Originally Posted by motive View Post
    haha... no, it makes sense. a bed has four legs to hold it up and then you have the foot of the bed
    ahhh yes........ok

    final answer- bed
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    1. I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?


    2. There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TripDog View Post
    ahhh yes........ok

    final answer- bed
    however me and my wife in bed could be the second answer to that one... me having the foot ofcourse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by motive View Post
    1. I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?


    2. There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
    The LORD is my rock, my fortress, and my savior; my God is my rock, in whom I find protection. He is my shield, the power that saves me, and my place of safety.-Psalm 18:2
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    motive-


    Yes, you are correct. It is a bed. I think you are the only one that I've known so far that has gotten it correct.
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    Quote Originally Posted by motive View Post
    1. I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?


    2. There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?


    1. The letter "E"

    2. ???????????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gixxer82 View Post
    I don't know, I've never seen trips mom on her feet
    har,har,har......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gixxer82 View Post


    I wish I could rape myself.
    im shure you do.............
    The LORD is my rock, my fortress, and my savior; my God is my rock, in whom I find protection. He is my shield, the power that saves me, and my place of safety.-Psalm 18:2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gixxer82 View Post
    hes sure that i'm sure that I do
    maybe i do... *in the burgerking frenchfry chicken voice*
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    I've got a riddle for ya...

    What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    Hint- it's not african of european.....trip you know the answer kid
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    Quote Originally Posted by TripDog View Post
    maybe i do... *in the burgerking frenchfry chicken voice*
    you shut your mouth when you talk about BK chicken! thats my homie son!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedwolfWV View Post
    1. The letter "E"

    2. ???????????


    your right.. 1. is the letter e
    2. is a watermelon
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chad View Post
    you shut your mouth when you talk about BK chicken! thats my homie son!
    maybe i do........maybe..............i do wana be a french fry..
    The LORD is my rock, my fortress, and my savior; my God is my rock, in whom I find protection. He is my shield, the power that saves me, and my place of safety.-Psalm 18:2
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