I have 2 riddles, I need more so post any good ones you know!
btw they work a lot better in person or over the phone.
A plane leaves new york, its destination is san fransisco, it crashes in no mans land, where do they bury the survivors??
A father and son are in a car crash, the father dies instantly, the son is in critical condition, the ambulance arrives late and the son is rushed to intensive care. The surgeon sees the son and freaks out and says "I cant operate on my son".
How can you explain that??