Riddle me this

[ItsHectic]

I have 2 riddles, I need more so post any good ones you know!
btw they work a lot better in person or over the phone.


1:

A plane leaves new york, its destination is san fransisco, it crashes in no mans land, where do they bury the survivors??



2:

A father and son are in a car crash, the father dies instantly, the son is in critical condition, the ambulance arrives late and the son is rushed to intensive care. The surgeon sees the son and freaks out and says "I cant operate on my son".
How can you explain that??

[RedwolfWV]

1. You don't bury survivors.

2. The surgeon was his mother.

[motive]

these arent hard ones at all.

[TripDog]

i totally didnt get the second one??

[CryingEmo]

i totally didnt get the second one??

You're fired.

[ReaperX]

Q: What has 4 legs, but only one foot ?

[TripDog]

Q: What has 4 legs, but only one foot ?

sinners mom......heheheheh j/k sin

[TripDog]

You're fired.

dam.i bought a new hair net and everything...

[motive]

Q: What has 4 legs, but only one foot ?

is it a bed???

[TripDog]

is it a bed???

perv.................lol

[motive]

haha... no, it makes sense. a bed has four legs to hold it up and then you have the foot of the bed

[TripDog]

haha... no, it makes sense. a bed has four legs to hold it up and then you have the foot of the bed

ahhh yes........ok

final answer- bed

[motive]

1. I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?


2. There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?

[motive]

ahhh yes........ok

final answer- bed

however me and my wife in bed could be the second answer to that one... me having the foot ofcourse.

[TripDog]

1. I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?


2. There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?

[ReaperX]

motive-


Yes, you are correct. It is a bed. I think you are the only one that I've known so far that has gotten it correct.

[RedwolfWV]

1. I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?


2. There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?

1. The letter "E"

2. ???????????

[TripDog]

I don't know, I've never seen trips mom on her feet

har,har,har......

[TripDog]

I wish I could rape myself.

im shure you do.............

[TripDog]

hes sure that i'm sure that I do

maybe i do... *in the burgerking frenchfry chicken voice*