Ingredients do not have to be real. Supplement does not have to necessarily be effective. Just come up with an advertisement or write-up, and have fun with it. Then post it so we can all look at it and laugh at it.
NO Dorian Yates. Sergio Oliva, Arnold, Ronnie , Jay cutler pics?
i dont buy in to your fake advertising campaing if you dont have any of those guys.
:goodpost:im to lazy nor do i have the time right now to do this but im posting this so im subbed.
Really good ones so far this is pretty funny
I did something like this at bb.com. I posted that a new hyper-Xtreme product "Methyl-Ethyl-Esterbate" needed testers. Someone photoshopped a bottle for me and I put it up in the company rep section and had all sorts of people wanting to be in the first batch of testers.Ingredients do not have to be real. Supplement does not have to necessarily be effective. Just come up with an advertisement or write-up, and have fun with it. Then post it so we can all look at it and laugh at it.
I'd never heard of, nor seen this Fizogen "The Strap" that people seem to make fun of on these boards.I once saw in a Fizogen log that someone who wore "The Strap" $hit so hard that he blew out the bottom of the toilet.
hahahahahahaha[1] My Next Door Neighbor, he's really smart.
[2] My Grampa. Why would he lie about something like that?
[3] Me. Because I said so.
Herbasturbate
Herbasturbate is a synergystic blend of several never before seen herbs that have been shown to cause the following effects:
-Increased "Johnson" Length
-Increased Sexual Stamina
-Faster Errections
-More Pleasureable Orgasms
-Longer Organms that will last 45 minutes!!!!
Do it ALL with Herbasturbate!
Herbasturbate contains 500mg of some funky grasslike herb from my neighbors backyard. It has been shown to increase orgasm time 50000%. [1]
Herbasturbate also contains a potent herb called Cinnamon. Although cinnamon is a pretty common spice, this particular cinnamon (from my grandmother's basement pantry) has been shown to give my grandpa better erections than viagra. [2]
Atop both these phenominal ingredients is a barrage of tribulus terrestus, gingko biloba, and all that other sh*t you see in competator "Herbal Male Enhacement" supplements. But ours is better. [3]
As you can clearly see from the above graph, Herbasturbate Works!
So pick yourself up a bottle of Herbasturbate today, and start having sex like you never dreamed possible.
Refereneces:
[1] My Next Door Neighbor, he's really smart.
[2] My Grampa. Why would he lie about something like that?
[3] Me. Because I said so.
You turn into Jake Gylenhal.I havent laughed that hard in a while. Thanks guys.
I need to pick up some Acronymestane, Methyl-Roidelon, Herbasturbate, and Placebol.
Wonder what happens if I stack them all?
you left out "synergistic"Anabolic Sink™ Proprietary Blend (patent pending)
:type: Greetings,:type:
We are looking for testers for our new product:
Testoleviatripplexxxomax
This product has shown to put on clean LBM gains in the range of 30 - 80lbs of pure muscle while actually stimulating intelligunce levals boosting normal everyday Gym Monkeys and laymen into Mensa / ultra hot male model physiques / greek gods.
We are looking for 1000 testers all of which will receive free product for 1year. No logs ( pff who cares ) needed, no bloodwork, 100 % legal / DSHEA authorized!!!
This is the real deal for you!!!
Qualifying regulations:
No USA requests
No AUS requests
No UK requests
No EUR requests
No AFR requests
No JAP / CHIN requests
Definitely under no circumstance, (because of shipping costs, Non USA residents, <Insert most lamest reason known to man here>, or anything else to do with CANADA allowed!!!) are Canadians allowed to ask for this as everyone knows CANADIANS HATE FREE SAMPLES OR RUNNING LOGS WITH BLOODWORK!!!
If you qualify and would like to try this amasing supplement please reply below with " I love to suck back man chowder by the gallon"
Thank you very much to all those who reply but only a few USA residents / BB'rs who are hooked up with the supps companies / reps will receive this stuff I mean really because only they can log / test it properly, not like you nubs ...er ha hem I mean thanks for applying but only those that qualify will be contacted.:type:
transdermal protein?I do believe that some of your products are infringing on my patent industry leading supp!
Jizz-a-derm.transdermal protein?
Jizz-a-derm.
The worlds first transdermal protein supplement: IT'S THE MONEY SHOT!!!!!!
While most protein shakes can only elevate nitrogen levels for a small period of time (typically about 2 hours), Jizz-a-derm is the first protein supplement with sustained transdermal release, lasting 12 hours.
Just splatter a big wad of jizz-a-derm all over your chest and rub it in. Within minutes your blood nitrogen levels will be crazy high (borderline renal nephropathy) and stay that high for 12 hours.
Testimonies
"I love the feeling of a quick protein blast of warm jizz-a-derm
all over my chest. It's such a great feeling, and the results from taking it were nothing short of phenominal. I've built muscle, burned fat, and using jizz-a-derm makes me hella horny." ~ Person who wishes to remain anonymous.
"I started using jizz-a-derm last week. Just poured that all over my chest, and I was good to go. Jizz-a-derm truly is the money shot when it comes to protein supplementation." ~ Dixie Rection, porn star
Warning: Do not apply Jizz-a-derm to genitals or inner thighs, especially if female.
I highlighted in red, the parts that I thought made this something worth buying. Nice job with this one.Transdermal WMD
Let us make one thing perfectly clear, mistakes have been made, but regardless of our track record, or potential risks associated with this product, you will see something happen. Beast Nutrition has teamed up with the Iraq Survey Group and based on reports of WMD’s in Iraq, has designed its newest anabolic “Methyl-WMD”. Why do you think President Bush never found WMD’s in Iraq? The answer is simple, we stole them and put them into our newest formulation. Take that mother f*ckers.
Transdermal WMD has been clinically proven to stimulate brain receptors, and has demonstrated the ability to take monotonous lives and make them worth living! T-WMD users have experienced various effects such as Skin Searing Fat Loss attributed to radiation and Insane Pumps and LBM Gains due to genetic mutations.
Supplement Facts:
Servings Per Container: 1 (its all you need)
Serving Size: There’s only one serving, take a friggin guess.
BN’s Proprietary WMD blend – 1kg Random Unknown Micronized WMDs
Other Ingredients: Isopropyl alcohol, propylene glycol, ocytl salicylate, triglyceride complex, water, d-limonene.
Directions: Empty Bucket of Transdermal WMD into bathtub. If bathtub instantly disintegrates, you’re SOL, no refunds, f*ckin skank. If bathtub DOES NOT instantly disintegrate, jump in. Let soak until all penetrate has fully absorbed. After penetrate has fully absorbed, reap all of the benefits of T-WMD! That’s it! So Easy your 4 year old sister can do it!
Warning: Side Effects include: Teleporting, Sex with Goats, Shooting Lasers out of Genitalia, Male Pregnancy, Eating entire rolls of cookie dough right out of the tube, growing spaghetti instead of hair, and randomly singing and knowing the entire dance to Michael Jackson’s Thriller.
Transdermal WMD
Let us make one thing perfectly clear, mistakes have been made, but regardless of our track record, or potential risks associated with this product, you will see something happen. Beast Nutrition has teamed up with the Iraq Survey Group and based on reports of WMD’s in Iraq, has designed its newest anabolic “Methyl-WMD”. Why do you think President Bush never found WMD’s in Iraq? The answer is simple, we stole them and put them into our newest formulation. Take that mother f*ckers.
Transdermal WMD has been clinically proven to stimulate brain receptors, and has demonstrated the ability to take monotonous lives and make them worth living! T-WMD users have experienced various effects such as Skin Searing Fat Loss attributed to radiation and Insane Pumps and LBM Gains due to genetic mutations.
Supplement Facts:
Servings Per Container: 1 (its all you need)
Serving Size: There’s only one serving, take a friggin guess.
BN’s Proprietary WMD blend – 1kg Random Unknown Micronized WMDs
Other Ingredients: Isopropyl alcohol, propylene glycol, ocytl salicylate, triglyceride complex, water, d-limonene.
Directions: Empty Bucket of Transdermal WMD into bathtub. If bathtub instantly disintegrates, you’re SOL, no refunds, f*ckin skank. If bathtub DOES NOT instantly disintegrate, jump in. Let soak until all penetrate has fully absorbed. After penetrate has fully absorbed, reap all of the benefits of T-WMD! That’s it! So Easy your 4 year old sister can do it!
Warning: Side Effects include: Teleporting, Sex with Goats, Shooting Lasers out of Genitalia, Male Pregnancy, Eating entire rolls of cookie dough right out of the tube, growing spaghetti instead of hair, and randomly singing and knowing the entire dance to Michael Jackson’s Thriller.
Another satisfied customer:
:box: :icon_lol:ANALDROL
Just be sure its a next generation anabolic potentiator.bump... need some more new products, im having a hard time figuring out the next one to take