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Ingredients do not have to be real. Supplement does not have to necessarily be effective. Just come up with an advertisement or write-up, and have fun with it. Then post it so we can all look at it and laugh at it.
 
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Horny For Goat Weed: The Ultimate Anabolic
Synergy is the term used to describe when two or more components come together to create a result greater than their individual contributions.

Sinner-G is the term used to describe when two or more components come together to create a result so great, you will want to have sex with goats.

Horny For Goat Weed is the later of these to homophones: Sinner-G.

Horny For Goat Weed Combines 3 key ingredients for the ultimate sinner-jizz-tic effect.

Icariin Most supplement companies use epimedium extract standardized for 10% or 20% icariin. Some even use 50%. We said "F*ck It, let's use 900%". That's right, we've atomically modified the Icariin molecules using anti-matter to compress it's overall molecular size to 9x smaller. What does this mean? Not only More Icariin, but because of it's incredibly small size, absorption is increased 18-fold!

Goat Semen
The next ingredient we decided to use is actual Goat Semen. Goat Semen is not only a great source of essential muscle-building amino acids, but it also contains the Jackase enzyme, which is resposible for converting the already anabolic testosterone to the ever potent Ponysterone, which is 12x more anabolic than methyltrienolone, without any liver toxicity.

Smilax Officiallis I'm not gonna lie, this serves absolutely no purpose in our formulation, we just have a sh*t load of it left over from back in the day, and we're trying to get rid of it.

So now you can sit there at the status quo, curling a 65lbs barbell at the squat rack, or you can get yourself some Horny For Goat Weed and make Ronnie look like a little schoolgirl by 5 o'clock next Tuesday.


Note: May cause sexual attraction to farm animals, and a new found appreciation for "My Little Pony".
 

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From the company that brang you Saradrol and Mariabol, from the latest in research and extraction technology, Juicey-Gear Labs proudly presents, Winnar.
Scientific research backed to decrease body fat % by 50% in 80% of human test subjects, and 100% of animal models.(From those great guys who researched AST VP2).

When Juicy-Gear Labs decided to formulate Winnar, we cut no corners. With its scientific support, Winnar is literally the most powerful, extreme and effective fat-starving supplement ever created. Winnar utilizes a recently engineered macro-platform technology to stimulate the biochemical response involved in appetite suppression while sparing muscle glycogen and alleviating that full feeling so that you can still eat, we have accomplished this by mimmicking prescription medicine via legal loopholes. In plain English, Winnar acts like prescription meds but without side effects and is 100% effective at getting rid of fat. Winnar works, and the FDA cant touch us.... for about 3 months..... so stock up now!


One thing we are proud of, is Winnar doesn't contain the scam ingredients found in other fat burners. Stuff like Herbs. Why include herbs if there not drugs? What have herbs done for you lately????. The ingredients in Winnar do more than just give you an erection and make liquids go straight through you. They HATE fat more than a nurse at an obesity clinic. 67 years of mind numbing, scalp itching research has gone into Winnar. You can be sure that the ingredients that are in Winnar are there because they do something usefull: To be a complete synergistic blend of ingredients designed to be the ultimate bodybuilding fat loss suppliment. Many of the current fat-loss supplements on the market fall well short of containing the research-proven ingredients found in Winnar, most of the time companies will just throw in every herb that comes up on a google search in the hope that atleast one will work, the diffrence between them and us is that we at Juicy-Gear Labs have a team of monkeys who have a bachelors degree in google making sure everything we consider is going to do its job and not be a pill filler like most stuff you hand your hard earned cash over for.

This stuff will make you more ripped than a pair of shorts in a dog fight. With results occuring almost instantly, no oily lotions that stick to ur shirt, no GH gut, no red swollen skin and no mud butt, we have included extra ingredients which safely counter-act any side effects this suppliment will otherwise cause.


Ingredients
* 7-10-oxy-morono-rolonone-abol-18-keto
* Phentermine extract equivilent to 5mg Phentermine.
* Paracetamol 500mg
* 1-(3-ethyl-4-oxo-oxetan-2-yl)tridecan-2-yl 2-formylamino-4-methyl-pentanoate equiv. 300mg Orlistat.
* Loperamide Hcl
 

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My product is better than yours :rasp:

What good is an erection when your fat???
COUGHtosser.
 
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NO Dorian Yates. Sergio Oliva, Arnold, Ronnie , Jay cutler pics?
i dont buy in to your fake advertising campaing if you dont have any of those guys.
 
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WARNING: This product is not for pu$sies ! You will lose 3 pounds of fat and gain 5 pounds of dense, rock-hard muscle just by touching the bottle. You can continue losing 3 pounds of fat and gaining 5 pounds of muscle a week every week until you die.

Methyl-Roidelone is the newest of anabolic hormones. We discovered this hormone in the Vida book of anabolics and tweaked to molecules so that liver toxicity and cardiovascular side effects can be eliminated for good. As a matter of fact, our test subjects decreased their bad cholesterol, blood pressure, and got rid of pre-existing gyno that had them sporting double d's just by using Methy-Roidelone

This is the first and only hormone that will not shut you down, cause male pattern baldness, prostate issues, gynocomastia, or roid rage. Methyl-Roidelone is so safe that you never have to cycle off it unless you're getting so big that no one can make clothes big enough for you. Methy-Roidelone is the first safe anabolic for kids, old ladies, and couch potatoes.

Methyl-Roidelone also has the magical capability of increasing Growth Hormone levels by 851209.78% because we added a molecule to trick your body into thinking that it needs more GH. We don't know the physiological process of this but we do know this sh!t will spike your GH levels high enough to make Jay and Ronnie stop using actual black market GH.

We also figured we could thrown in some Methyl-Yohimbine HCL as the back bone of the fat loss part in Methyl-Roidelone. Life will never be the same again, our product is so great that it has revolutionized history. Some third world countries even changed their calendars from BC-AD to BMR-AMR. This isn't 2007, it's AMR (After Methyl-Roidelone) 1. Don't get left behind with all the other bean poles who end up masturbating on Friday nights while real men on Methy-Roidelone are banging the hottest chicks alive because I also forgot to mention that Methy-Roidelone makes you release some powerful pheromones that practically makes chicks jump on your permanently erect boner that was also induced by Methyl-Roidelone.

Every pro bodybuilder is using Methyl-Roidelone and no other scam artist company can say the same. Look at what the Pros said. "My strength increased by 1285.77% and muscle mass increased by 349.71% when compared to my stack of Test, Tren, GH, Insulin, and whatever else I'm forgetting" -Ronnie Coleman 8 time Mr. Olympia

Others may have clones with similar names but our sh!t is the sh!t and clinically proven to be 125489.44% better then all other clone products from inferior companies who want to rip you off unlike us.

Supplement Facts: 2,900,000 mcg propiretary blend
17-alpha male jackoffsterone - 90,328% more anabolic then Test, Tren, GH, and Insulin combined !
17-alpha Newes Lethal Herbis complex extract equivalent to 99.9% ab ripping crack-cocaine
17-alpha Speedis Herbis Complex extract equivalent to 99.9% ab ripping methamphetamine
17-alpha Yohimbine HCL
17-alpha sperm whale protein complex - 2,799% stronger than regular sperm whale protein and 88,532.12% stronger then Nitro-Tech !
 
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NO Dorian Yates. Sergio Oliva, Arnold, Ronnie , Jay cutler pics?
i dont buy in to your fake advertising campaing if you dont have any of those guys.

If JGL had a voice over guy in the advertising department, wed voice edit "asprin" for "Winnar" in the ronnie coleman pill intake video.
but *pulls out pockets* we spent all our budget on duromine.
 
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Placebol

A Synergystic Propietary blend of Sugar and Salt which has been observed in numerous scientific studies to make gains comparable to BCAA's, Creatine, and even Anabolic Steroids. Placebol is the end all be all of any supplement you'll ever need.

Users report significant increases in mental focus, Strength, Stamina, Lean Body Mass, memory, Longevity, improved cholesterol, reduced bodyfat, Skin bursting pumps, improved libido, improved complexion, assistance in quitting smoking drugs or alcohol, better mood and confidence, better sleep, increased energy, reduced soreness and inflammation, and more pleasurable sex with goats when using Placebol .


"After a week on Placebol, I gained 23lbs. My strength is through the roof, and I sleep better. The results I'm getting from placebol were so great, I just went ahead last night and threw out all my steroid, peptides, and Muscletech Products. Placebol is the only Supplement I need." ~ Jay Cutler, 2006 Mr. Olympia.

"This stuff worked so well, I shaved my head like Britney Spears and had sex with a goat. My Max deadlift went from 445 to 790 after just 2 weeks! Placebol really is the only supplement you'll ever need." ~ Iron Warrior, Anabolic Minds Forum Member and as it would seem an avid goat-f*cker.

"All I know is, once I started taking Placebol, I started getting casted in big name films...and Burger King Commercials!"~ Orlando Bloom, overrated Hollywood actor.

"Placebol is the greatest thing I've ever had. I used to be a 120lbs scrawny little heroin addict, when one of my friends got me to try Placebol. Within a few days, I completely kicked the habit, and I'm a lean mean 285lbs of solid muscle. Placebol is the greatest stuff there is. I know I've said in the past that NO-Xplode was the greatest stuff ever, but that was just a lie so I could keep my sponsorship. Placebol is better than steroids, and believe you me, I'm someone who would know." ~Ronnie Coleman, 8 time Mr. Olympia

"Sex with goats has never been greater. I stack with Horny For Goat Weed, and the results have been astronomical." ~thesinner, Anabolic Minds Forum Member, Animal Lover, and Loose Rep Slut
 
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im to lazy nor do i have the time right now to do this but im posting this so im subbed.

Really good ones so far this is pretty funny
 
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AirTein, the ORIGINAL Air Protein!

Sick of paying RIDICULOUS prices for protein powders loaded with fillers and binders? I'm doing away with all of that, you get EXACTLY what you pay for, no BS.

Supplement Facts
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Total Calories 0
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Amount Per Serving %Daily Value
Total Fat 0g 0%
Saturated Fat 0g 0%
Cholesterol 0mg 0%
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The above statement has not been evaluated by the FDA. This product is not intended to diagnose or treat any disease.
 
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I once saw in a Fizogen log that someone who wore "The Strap" $hit so hard that he blew out the bottom of the toilet.
 

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Ingredients do not have to be real. Supplement does not have to necessarily be effective. Just come up with an advertisement or write-up, and have fun with it. Then post it so we can all look at it and laugh at it.
I did something like this at bb.com. I posted that a new hyper-Xtreme product "Methyl-Ethyl-Esterbate" needed testers. Someone photoshopped a bottle for me and I put it up in the company rep section and had all sorts of people wanting to be in the first batch of testers.

Lol, I even said it would increase pen0r size and hieght as a side effect.
 
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I once saw in a Fizogen log that someone who wore "The Strap" $hit so hard that he blew out the bottom of the toilet.
I'd never heard of, nor seen this Fizogen "The Strap" that people seem to make fun of on these boards.

I looked it up at bb.com and oh boy...what a load of shi2t!

I'm glad I haven't set foot into a GNC in over 10 years, and I've yet to buy anything advertised in a "Special 4 Page Ad-Report."
 
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Herbasturbate



Herbasturbate is a synergystic blend of several never before seen herbs that have been shown to cause the following effects:

-Increased "Johnson" Length
-Increased Sexual Stamina
-Faster Errections
-More Pleasureable Orgasms
-Longer Organms that will last 45 minutes!!!!

Do it ALL with Herbasturbate!

Herbasturbate contains 500mg of some funky grasslike herb from my neighbors backyard. It has been shown to increase orgasm time 50000%. [1]

Herbasturbate also contains a potent herb called Cinnamon. Although cinnamon is a pretty common spice, this particular cinnamon (from my grandmother's basement pantry) has been shown to give my grandpa better erections than viagra. [2]

Atop both these phenominal ingredients is a barrage of tribulus terrestus, gingko biloba, and all that other sh*t you see in competator "Herbal Male Enhacement" supplements. But ours is better. [3]


As you can clearly see from the above graph, Herbasturbate Works!

So pick yourself up a bottle of Herbasturbate today, and start having sex like you never dreamed possible.


Refereneces:

[1] My Next Door Neighbor, he's really smart.

[2] My Grampa. Why would he lie about something like that?

[3] Me. Because I said so.
 

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To get big you need A LOT OF CALORIES but does all your cardio consist of going to the toilet, 100 TIMES A DAY?
Are people telling you to PULL YOUR **** TOGETHER???
When you go to sit down on the crapper, does the water make the same noises as when your standing up?
Have you resorted to scrunching instead of folding that toilet paper because you butterfly smudged that crap when you leant forward to reach for the stuff?

If you answered YES to any of these questions, you need.

BARNAMUCIL
Make your **** bananas today!!!
 
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Herbasturbate



Herbasturbate is a synergystic blend of several never before seen herbs that have been shown to cause the following effects:

-Increased "Johnson" Length
-Increased Sexual Stamina
-Faster Errections
-More Pleasureable Orgasms
-Longer Organms that will last 45 minutes!!!!

Do it ALL with Herbasturbate!

Herbasturbate contains 500mg of some funky grasslike herb from my neighbors backyard. It has been shown to increase orgasm time 50000%. [1]

Herbasturbate also contains a potent herb called Cinnamon. Although cinnamon is a pretty common spice, this particular cinnamon (from my grandmother's basement pantry) has been shown to give my grandpa better erections than viagra. [2]

Atop both these phenominal ingredients is a barrage of tribulus terrestus, gingko biloba, and all that other sh*t you see in competator "Herbal Male Enhacement" supplements. But ours is better. [3]


As you can clearly see from the above graph, Herbasturbate Works!

So pick yourself up a bottle of Herbasturbate today, and start having sex like you never dreamed possible.


Refereneces:

[1] My Next Door Neighbor, he's really smart.

[2] My Grampa. Why would he lie about something like that?

[3] Me. Because I said so.

The graph totally sells the product.

Even though I don't fully understand the graph, it makes me want to invest my life savings into the company.

You should seriously put this ad in FLEX.:bb:
 
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Explode-Tech-Extreme

Teaser: Information to be released next week... or next month... or next year.... ok, never... but you still want it
 
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Acronymistane

Ever hear of MENT? It's an acronym! It's also about 12x as anabolic as testosterone. HGH? A potent hormone that greatly enhances body composition and improved recovery. IGF? Yet another potent hormone for enhanced body composition and recovery. MGF? PG2Fa? AA? CEE? Are you starting to see a pattern?

Things that are acronyms are potent anabolics.

The science team of BS Nutrition is proud to introduce our new patent pending LEGAL anabolic:

NFLGFLIJWLDHWLIUGHOLKENHTOWLWLKAD

What is it? Who cares! It's a freaking huge acronym. What does that mean? DUH! That it's gonna make you look freaking HUGE as well.

As you can see by this graph, Acronymistane is the greatest thing in the world! It is even better than every steroid ever, a bag of funyuns, and diet coke COMBINED!!!!! [Ignore the labels pertaining to songs downloaded on iTunes]



So what are you doing sitting there not taking the soon to be covetted NFLGFLIJWLDHWLIUGHOLKENHTOWLWLKAD, when you could be taking NFLGFLIJWLDHWLIUGHOLKENHTOWLWLKAD, getting freaking huge, having every lady you walk past want you balls like it's a diamond rings and a cup of Starbucks?

You need Acronymistane or martians will attack the planet earth and eat your brains!

Warning: Acronymistane should only be taken by responsible adult males over the age of 23 and half. Do not take Acronymistane if pregnant, nursing, lifting weights, watching a movie starring Julia Stiles, or if your girlfriend is on the rag. Do not take Acronymistane if you are on an MAOI, NSAID, or a couch. Always talk to your doctor before starting a diet/supplement and exercise program. Do not use ketchup packets to dip french fries in while on Acronymistane. Do not call them french fries while on Acronymistane. Acronymistane is not for the French or French Canadians. Pizza will seem more pizza-ey while on Acronymistane. Some users have experienced a rare but serious sexual side effect while on Acromymistane: growth of a third ball., If a third ball is grown, seek medical attention immediately.
 
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I havent laughed that hard in a while. Thanks guys.
I need to pick up some Acronymestane, Methyl-Roidelon, Herbasturbate, and Placebol.
Wonder what happens if I stack them all?
 
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I havent laughed that hard in a while. Thanks guys.
I need to pick up some Acronymestane, Methyl-Roidelon, Herbasturbate, and Placebol.
Wonder what happens if I stack them all?
You turn into Jake Gylenhal.
 
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The Anabolic Sink

There's a ton of really effective products out there. While other places like to combine only a select few and require users to "stack" them, we here at Speciallized Hypertrophy Ingenuity Technologies (****) have decided to give you ALL the awesomeness in one product: The Anabolic Sink The last supplement you'll ever need.

1 Scoop: 10kg
Anabolic Sink™ Proprietary Blend (patent pending)
Dextrose Monohydrate
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Palatanose
Sucrose
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Glucose
Pantyhose
Creatine Monohydrate
Creatine Taurinate
DiCreatine Masturbate
QuadraCreatine Fishinghookbait
Creatine Creatinate
Creatine Acetate
Creatine Propionate
Creatine Enanthate
Creatine Decanoate
Creatine Alphaketoglutarate
Creatine Citrate
Creatine-6,8-Thioctic Acid-Ketoisocaproic Acid Calcium
DiCreatine HydroxyCitrate
Creatine Pyrogluamate
Creatine Arginate
Creatine Malate
Dicreatine Malate
Tricreatine Malate
Creatine ethyl ester
Creatine methyl ester
Creatine magic ester
Creatine Aunt Esther
D-Mannose
D-Ribose
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19-nor-7-methyl-17-hydroxy-4-androstene-3-one
Pimpjuice
Caffeine
Mateine
Guaraneine
1,3,7-trimethyl-1H-purine-2,6(3H,7H)-dione
1,3,7-trimethylxanthine
methyltheobromine
theine
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Tribulus 10%
Tribulus 20%
Tribulus 30%
Tribulus 40%
Tribulus 50%
1,4,6-androstatreine-3,17-dione
1, 4, 6 Etioallocholan-Dione
4-hydroxyandrostenedione
formestane
4-androstene-3,4,17-dione
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6-oxo-androstenedione
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Milk Thistle
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Ted Nugent Nipple Hair
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Indole-3-Carbinol
Glycine-l-arginine-alpha-ketoisocaproic acid calcium
Horny Goat Weed (10%)
Glycocyanamine
Taurine Alpha-Ketoglutarate
Guadinopropionic acid
L-citrulline
Citrulline Malate
Citrulline Alpha-ketoglutarate
Citrulline Decanoate
Citrulline Masturbate
Citrulline Guadinopropionate
Gynostemma Pentaphyllum
Asian Ginseng
American Ginseng
Siberian Ginseng
Korean Ginseng
Red Ginseng
White Ginseng
Green Ginseng
Sinner's Backyard Ginseng
Regular Ginseng
Technicolor Ginseng
Tie Dyed Ginseng
Ethiopian Ginseng
Acetyl L-Carnitine L-Arginine Dihydrochloride
Acetyl-L-Carnitine
L-Carnitine
Propionyl-L-Carnitine
Ethyl-L-Carnitine
Methyl-L-Carnitine
Decanyl-L-Carnitine
Masturbyl-L-Carnitine
Malyl-L-Carnitine
L-Carnitine-L-Tartrate
L-Carnitine-D-Tartrate
L-Carninine-L-Tyrosinate
L-Carnitine-L-Carnitate
L-Carnitine-Taurate
L-Carnitine-Decanoate
L-Carnitine-Creatinate
Norvaline
Norvaline HCl
Norvaline ethyl ester
Norvaline methyl ester
Norvaline Malate
Norvaline Norvalate
Norvaline Creatinate
Norvaline Taurate
Norvaline L-Carnitate
Norvaline Arginate
Ronnie Coleman Deoxyribonucleic Acid
Jay Cutler Deoxyribonucleic Acid
Artichoke Flavonoids
Beta-Ecdysterone
5-Methyl-7-Methoxyisoflavone
Ajuga Turkestanica Extract
B-Sitosterol
Gamma-oryzanol
Ferulic Acid
Octosanol
Safed Musli
Fenugreek Extract
Muira Puama Extract
Rhodiola Rosea
Banaba Leaf
Gingko Biloba
Cinnulin PF
Ginger Extract
6, 7-Dihydroxybergamottin
Bioperine
Bacopa Monnieri
Avena Sativa Extract
Stinging Nettle Extract
Maca Extract
Wild Mexican Yam Extract
Smilax Officinalis Extract
Methoxyisoflavone
Eurycoma Longifolia Extract
Longjack Extract
Tongkat Ali Extract
Stevia Extract
Blue Green Algae extract
Campesterol
Stigmasterol
Bee Pollen
Royal Jelly
Stearic Acid
Arachidonic acid
Licorice Root
Hops Flower
Cayenne fruit
Alfalfa Flower
Burdock Root
Cowpea
Humus
Lawn Clippings
Spam
 
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I heard it's tough to get quality raws for Ted Nugent nipple hair shipped in from China :think:
 
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Did you read that whole list? lol

How many ingredients are in there?
There's over 20 different creatines and like 7 compounds that are just another word for caffeine.
 
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I counted it out. 168 different ingredients, including the grassclippings and spam.
 
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This f'n thread it 10/10. I lol'd hard!

Sinner FTW!
 
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I like Anabolic Super Sink myself. goes well with Acronymestane
 
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I do believe that some of your products are infringing on my patent industry leading supp!

:type: Greetings,:type:

We are looking for testers for our new product:

Testoleviatripplexxxomax

This product has shown to put on clean LBM gains in the range of 30 - 80lbs of pure muscle while actually stimulating intelligunce levals boosting normal everyday Gym Monkeys and laymen into Mensa / ultra hot male model physiques / greek gods.

We are looking for 1000 testers all of which will receive free product for 1year. No logs ( pff who cares ) needed, no bloodwork, 100 % legal / DSHEA authorized!!!

This is the real deal for you!!!

Qualifying regulations:

No USA requests

No AUS requests

No UK requests

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No JAP / CHIN requests

Definitely under no circumstance, (because of shipping costs, Non USA residents, <Insert most lamest reason known to man here>, or anything else to do with CANADA allowed!!!) are Canadians allowed to ask for this as everyone knows CANADIANS HATE FREE SAMPLES OR RUNNING LOGS WITH BLOODWORK!!!

If you qualify and would like to try this amasing supplement please reply below with " I love to suck back man chowder by the gallon"

Thank you very much to all those who reply but only a few USA residents / BB'rs who are hooked up with the supps companies / reps will receive this stuff I mean really because only they can log / test it properly, not like you nubs ...er ha hem I mean thanks for applying but only those that qualify will be contacted.:type:
 
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transdermal protein?
Jizz-a-derm.
The worlds first transdermal protein supplement: IT'S THE MONEY SHOT!!!!!!


While most protein shakes can only elevate nitrogen levels for a small period of time (typically about 2 hours), Jizz-a-derm is the first protein supplement with sustained transdermal release, lasting 12 hours.

Just splatter a big wad of jizz-a-derm all over your chest and rub it in. Within minutes your blood nitrogen levels will be crazy high (borderline renal nephropathy) and stay that high for 12 hours.


Testimonies

"I love the feeling of a quick protein blast of warm jizz-a-derm
all over my chest. It's such a great feeling, and the results from taking it were nothing short of phenominal. I've built muscle, burned fat, and using jizz-a-derm makes me hella horny." ~ Person who wishes to remain anonymous.

"I started using jizz-a-derm last week. Just poured that all over my chest, and I was good to go. Jizz-a-derm truly is the money shot when it comes to protein supplementation." ~ Dixie Rection, porn star



Warning: Do not apply Jizz-a-derm to genitals or inner thighs, especially if female.
 
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Scotty Wymore found himself out of shape and constipated. He needed to get jacked, and fast, so he put his muscle growth in the hands of Team MuscleJerk™ researchers and JackedDaFcukUP™ Hardcore. And, 6 days later, Scotty had gained 243 pounds of solid muscle! "Every guy wants bigger arms, perfect pecs and huge delts, and JackedDaFcukUP™ Hardcore delivered all this fast...although i'm still constipated!"

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JackedDaFcukUP™ will also: Save your marriage, Give you permanent wood, Eliminate your need for sleep, Make you tan, Boost your IQ, Give you a raise at work, Eliminate all fat within a ten mile radius, and allow you to continue making massive gains with just a light ten minute workout each month.

****WARNING: do not use JackedDaFcukUP™ for longer than 30 consecutive days, otherwise you will become so large that you will change the gravitational forces of our solar system*****
 
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I think I already purchased some of this, been using it daily...mm warm...splash..


Jizz-a-derm.
The worlds first transdermal protein supplement: IT'S THE MONEY SHOT!!!!!!


While most protein shakes can only elevate nitrogen levels for a small period of time (typically about 2 hours), Jizz-a-derm is the first protein supplement with sustained transdermal release, lasting 12 hours.

Just splatter a big wad of jizz-a-derm all over your chest and rub it in. Within minutes your blood nitrogen levels will be crazy high (borderline renal nephropathy) and stay that high for 12 hours.


Testimonies

"I love the feeling of a quick protein blast of warm jizz-a-derm
all over my chest. It's such a great feeling, and the results from taking it were nothing short of phenominal. I've built muscle, burned fat, and using jizz-a-derm makes me hella horny." ~ Person who wishes to remain anonymous.

"I started using jizz-a-derm last week. Just poured that all over my chest, and I was good to go. Jizz-a-derm truly is the money shot when it comes to protein supplementation." ~ Dixie Rection, porn star



Warning: Do not apply Jizz-a-derm to genitals or inner thighs, especially if female.
 
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say it aint so, but i heard that congress is putting The Anabolic Sink on the class III banned substance list? NOOOOO!!!!!!!
 
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Transdermal WMD

Let us make one thing perfectly clear, mistakes have been made, but regardless of our track record, or potential risks associated with this product, you will see something happen. Beast Nutrition has teamed up with the Iraq Survey Group and based on reports of WMD’s in Iraq, has designed its newest anabolic “Methyl-WMD”. Why do you think President Bush never found WMD’s in Iraq? The answer is simple, we stole them and put them into our newest formulation. Take that mother f*ckers.

Transdermal WMD has been clinically proven to stimulate brain receptors, and has demonstrated the ability to take monotonous lives and make them worth living! T-WMD users have experienced various effects such as Skin Searing Fat Loss attributed to radiation and Insane Pumps and LBM Gains due to genetic mutations.

Supplement Facts:
Servings Per Container: 1 (its all you need)
Serving Size: There’s only one serving, take a friggin guess.
BN’s Proprietary WMD blend – 1kg Random Unknown Micronized WMDs
Other Ingredients: Isopropyl alcohol, propylene glycol, ocytl salicylate, triglyceride complex, water, d-limonene.

Directions: Empty Bucket of Transdermal WMD into bathtub. If bathtub instantly disintegrates, you’re SOL, no refunds, f*ckin skank. If bathtub DOES NOT instantly disintegrate, jump in. Let soak until all penetrate has fully absorbed. After penetrate has fully absorbed, reap all of the benefits of T-WMD! That’s it! So Easy your 4 year old sister can do it!

Warning: Side Effects include: Teleporting, Sex with Goats, Shooting Lasers out of Genitalia, Male Pregnancy, Eating entire rolls of cookie dough right out of the tube, growing spaghetti instead of hair, and randomly singing and knowing the entire dance to Michael Jackson’s Thriller.
 
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Transdermal WMD

Let us make one thing perfectly clear, mistakes have been made, but regardless of our track record, or potential risks associated with this product, you will see something happen. Beast Nutrition has teamed up with the Iraq Survey Group and based on reports of WMD’s in Iraq, has designed its newest anabolic “Methyl-WMD”. Why do you think President Bush never found WMD’s in Iraq? The answer is simple, we stole them and put them into our newest formulation. Take that mother f*ckers.

Transdermal WMD has been clinically proven to stimulate brain receptors, and has demonstrated the ability to take monotonous lives and make them worth living! T-WMD users have experienced various effects such as Skin Searing Fat Loss attributed to radiation and Insane Pumps and LBM Gains due to genetic mutations.

Supplement Facts:
Servings Per Container: 1 (its all you need)
Serving Size: There’s only one serving, take a friggin guess.
BN’s Proprietary WMD blend – 1kg Random Unknown Micronized WMDs
Other Ingredients: Isopropyl alcohol, propylene glycol, ocytl salicylate, triglyceride complex, water, d-limonene.

Directions: Empty Bucket of Transdermal WMD into bathtub. If bathtub instantly disintegrates, you’re SOL, no refunds, f*ckin skank. If bathtub DOES NOT instantly disintegrate, jump in. Let soak until all penetrate has fully absorbed. After penetrate has fully absorbed, reap all of the benefits of T-WMD! That’s it! So Easy your 4 year old sister can do it!

Warning: Side Effects include: Teleporting, Sex with Goats, Shooting Lasers out of Genitalia, Male Pregnancy, Eating entire rolls of cookie dough right out of the tube, growing spaghetti instead of hair, and randomly singing and knowing the entire dance to Michael Jackson’s Thriller.
I highlighted in red, the parts that I thought made this something worth buying. Nice job with this one.

*ring*ring*ring*

is that the Muscletech Advertising team I hear calling you?
 
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Transdermal WMD

Let us make one thing perfectly clear, mistakes have been made, but regardless of our track record, or potential risks associated with this product, you will see something happen. Beast Nutrition has teamed up with the Iraq Survey Group and based on reports of WMD’s in Iraq, has designed its newest anabolic “Methyl-WMD”. Why do you think President Bush never found WMD’s in Iraq? The answer is simple, we stole them and put them into our newest formulation. Take that mother f*ckers.

Transdermal WMD has been clinically proven to stimulate brain receptors, and has demonstrated the ability to take monotonous lives and make them worth living! T-WMD users have experienced various effects such as Skin Searing Fat Loss attributed to radiation and Insane Pumps and LBM Gains due to genetic mutations.

Supplement Facts:
Servings Per Container: 1 (its all you need)
Serving Size: There’s only one serving, take a friggin guess.
BN’s Proprietary WMD blend – 1kg Random Unknown Micronized WMDs
Other Ingredients: Isopropyl alcohol, propylene glycol, ocytl salicylate, triglyceride complex, water, d-limonene.

Directions: Empty Bucket of Transdermal WMD into bathtub. If bathtub instantly disintegrates, you’re SOL, no refunds, f*ckin skank. If bathtub DOES NOT instantly disintegrate, jump in. Let soak until all penetrate has fully absorbed. After penetrate has fully absorbed, reap all of the benefits of T-WMD! That’s it! So Easy your 4 year old sister can do it!

Warning: Side Effects include: Teleporting, Sex with Goats, Shooting Lasers out of Genitalia, Male Pregnancy, Eating entire rolls of cookie dough right out of the tube, growing spaghetti instead of hair, and randomly singing and knowing the entire dance to Michael Jackson’s Thriller.
Another satisfied customer:
 
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New! from Anabolic Sport Systems (A$$) is our top of the line product Synergestic Hypertrophy Inducement Technology ($.H.I.T).

Serving Size: 2kilos
Flavors: Milk Chocolate, Chocolate Fudge, Dark Chocolate, Chocolate Chocolate Chip, and Mint Chocolate Chip.


Note:clumping of product is normal. If product does NOT clump, and becomes runny, product has expired. Discontinue use IMMEDIATELY.
 
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bump... need some more new products, im having a hard time figuring out the next one to take :D
 

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ANALDROL

"Shove it up your ass!"

From the company that brought you HeadAsplode, Hulkadrol, and The Magnetic Muscle, AlphaTec brings you Analdrol!

We've harnesed the unique capabilities of two exciting scientific breakthroughs:

1. Roach Feces
2. Anal absorption

Roaches lift some crazy amount of weight...some Roaches lift as much as 600x their body weight! WOHA! So, we asked the question, "What are they on?!" and our advanced team of scientists concluded, "Whatever it is, its gotta be in their crap or something."

Our laboratory tested Analdrol in 10 healthy adult males. They all recieved:

Mind blowing pumps
Rock hard erections
Serious constipation (Holding in your metabolic waste is extremely anabolic)
Insane increase in Bench Press
Head-asploding action
Alpha male mentality
Douche-bag like characteristics in the gym
The desire to wear oversized shirts and then take them off while working out to show off your guns
The need to carry a gallon jug of water everywhere you go

So, are you ready to get Anal?!


Serving Size: 1 capsule

Roach Feces: Standardized for 70% Roach Feces

Directions: Dip 1 capsule of Analdrol into Petroleum Jelly and insert in anus immediately after bowel movement. If bleeding occurs, then quit being a poon and keep shoving it up there.
 
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