[suncloud]

Introducing... ANABLOIC POISON.

In recent testimonials, Zero-V an anabolicminds junkie noted that fire ants gave him ridiculous strength gains in the gym. MasterX, another anabolicminds guru was bitten by spiders and had phenomenal gains in the gym. That got us to thinking...

We, at Poison Inc decided to investigate this further. If fire ants, bee stings, and spiders can increase strength, what would be the ultimate anabolic cocktail? Using our lab in Roswell NM, we've narrowed down what really builds muscle - Chupacabra venom. Yes, using specialized bear traps, we caught the infamous "blood drinker of south america" and have used his serum to make the ultimate anabolic formula : ANABOLIC POISON

We tested this on some victims (i mean, testers) against their will, and here are the results in only two weeks:
before:


after:

SOURCES:

we even gave it to the dog!!! :
before:


after:



and the cat!!! :
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after:


give ANABOLIC POISON a try today!

sources:
Bee Venom Therapy
Viper Venom Tested on Stroke Victims - Health - redOrbit

[hyper24]

funny thing is, all these made up ones are just as believable as the real supps! haha

[bslick69b]

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other active ingredients
oyaster extract
black pepper
gunpowder
anti-hemrroid serum

this special blend of concock-tions will have you coming so hard, you'll swear you siht your pants! you all know the shamwow guy, we'll beleive it or not he was one of our testers, and you see that squint that he's got in the right eye,thats right, he came so hard he siht his pants+blew out his optic nerve!!but we have had cases where people came so hard they even blew a hem.and thats why we went bact to the drawing board and worked out all the bugs!and added our own anti-hem creme!..hand made and crafted in metrobas kitchen sink(literally)(jk)!..don't be fooled by imitations,theres only one sham-daaaaam!..and people who bought sham-daaaaam also bought daaaam-skeet-skeet!

[bslick69b]

Originally Posted by suncloud

Introducing... ANABLOIC POISON.

In recent testimonials, Zero-V an anabolicminds junkie noted that fire ants gave him ridiculous strength gains in the gym. MasterX, another anabolicminds guru was bitten by spiders and had phenomenal gains in the gym. That got us to thinking...

We, at Poison Inc decided to investigate this further. If fire ants, bee stings, and spiders can increase strength, what would be the ultimate anabolic cocktail? Using our lab in Roswell NM, we've narrowed down what really builds muscle - Chupacabra venom. Yes, using specialized bear traps, we caught the infamous "blood drinker of south america" and have used his serum to make the ultimate anabolic formula : ANABOLIC POISON

We tested this on some victims (i mean, testers) against their will, and here are the results in only two weeks:
before:


after:

SOURCES:

we even gave it to the dog!!! :
before:


after:



and the cat!!! :
before:


after:


give ANABOLIC POISON a try today!

sources:
Bee Venom Therapy
Viper Venom Tested on Stroke Victims - Health - redOrbit

[papapumpsd]

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[Irish Cannon]

Dude, that stuff makes me laugh soooo hard. To think I used to eat that BS up when I was younger...Fortunately I only bought the original Cell-Tech, Hydroxycut, and Nitrotech. Those weren't too bad back in the day, just way overpriced.

[Iron Warrior]

Wow, ****in Muscle-Tech must sound better than sex to a teenager with those ads LOL !

[suncloud]

oh snap. IW is back in this thread!