[neoborn]

This f'n thread it 10/10. I lol'd hard!

Sinner FTW!

[EasyEJL]

Originally Posted by thesinner

Anabolic Sink™ Proprietary Blend (patent pending)

you left out "synergistic"

[Jayhawkk]

You had me at...Nipple hair.

[Gtarzan81]

I like Anabolic Super Sink myself. goes well with Acronymestane

[neoborn]

I do believe that some of your products are infringing on my patent industry leading supp!

Originally Posted by neoborn

Greetings,

We are looking for testers for our new product:

Testoleviatripplexxxomax

This product has shown to put on clean LBM gains in the range of 30 - 80lbs of pure muscle while actually stimulating intelligunce levals boosting normal everyday Gym Monkeys and laymen into Mensa / ultra hot male model physiques / greek gods.

We are looking for 1000 testers all of which will receive free product for 1year. No logs ( pff who cares ) needed, no bloodwork, 100 % legal / DSHEA authorized!!!

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Qualifying regulations:

No USA requests

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No EUR requests

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If you qualify and would like to try this amasing supplement please reply below with " I love to suck back man chowder by the gallon"

Thank you very much to all those who reply but only a few USA residents / BB'rs who are hooked up with the supps companies / reps will receive this stuff I mean really because only they can log / test it properly, not like you nubs ...er ha hem I mean thanks for applying but only those that qualify will be contacted.

[celc5]

Originally Posted by neoborn

I do believe that some of your products are infringing on my patent industry leading supp!

transdermal protein?

[thesinner]

Originally Posted by celc5

transdermal protein?

Jizz-a-derm.
The worlds first transdermal protein supplement: IT'S THE MONEY SHOT!!!!!!

While most protein shakes can only elevate nitrogen levels for a small period of time (typically about 2 hours), Jizz-a-derm is the first protein supplement with sustained transdermal release, lasting 12 hours.

Just splatter a big wad of jizz-a-derm all over your chest and rub it in. Within minutes your blood nitrogen levels will be crazy high (borderline renal nephropathy) and stay that high for 12 hours.


Testimonies

"I love the feeling of a quick protein blast of warm jizz-a-derm
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"I started using jizz-a-derm last week. Just poured that all over my chest, and I was good to go. Jizz-a-derm truly is the money shot when it comes to protein supplementation." ~ Dixie Rection, porn star



Warning: Do not apply Jizz-a-derm to genitals or inner thighs, especially if female.

[Hank Vangut]

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[neoborn]

I think I already purchased some of this, been using it daily...mm warm...splash..

Originally Posted by thesinner

Jizz-a-derm.
The worlds first transdermal protein supplement: IT'S THE MONEY SHOT!!!!!!

While most protein shakes can only elevate nitrogen levels for a small period of time (typically about 2 hours), Jizz-a-derm is the first protein supplement with sustained transdermal release, lasting 12 hours.

Just splatter a big wad of jizz-a-derm all over your chest and rub it in. Within minutes your blood nitrogen levels will be crazy high (borderline renal nephropathy) and stay that high for 12 hours.


Testimonies

"I love the feeling of a quick protein blast of warm jizz-a-derm
all over my chest. It's such a great feeling, and the results from taking it were nothing short of phenominal. I've built muscle, burned fat, and using jizz-a-derm makes me hella horny." ~ Person who wishes to remain anonymous.

"I started using jizz-a-derm last week. Just poured that all over my chest, and I was good to go. Jizz-a-derm truly is the money shot when it comes to protein supplementation." ~ Dixie Rection, porn star



Warning: Do not apply Jizz-a-derm to genitals or inner thighs, especially if female.

[BeastMode]

say it aint so, but i heard that congress is putting The Anabolic Sink on the class III banned substance list? NOOOOO!!!!!!!

[BeastMode]

Transdermal WMD

Let us make one thing perfectly clear, mistakes have been made, but regardless of our track record, or potential risks associated with this product, you will see something happen. Beast Nutrition has teamed up with the Iraq Survey Group and based on reports of WMD’s in Iraq, has designed its newest anabolic “Methyl-WMD”. Why do you think President Bush never found WMD’s in Iraq? The answer is simple, we stole them and put them into our newest formulation. Take that mother f*ckers.

Transdermal WMD has been clinically proven to stimulate brain receptors, and has demonstrated the ability to take monotonous lives and make them worth living! T-WMD users have experienced various effects such as Skin Searing Fat Loss attributed to radiation and Insane Pumps and LBM Gains due to genetic mutations.

Supplement Facts:
Servings Per Container: 1 (its all you need)
Serving Size: There’s only one serving, take a friggin guess.
BN’s Proprietary WMD blend – 1kg Random Unknown Micronized WMDs
Other Ingredients: Isopropyl alcohol, propylene glycol, ocytl salicylate, triglyceride complex, water, d-limonene.

Directions: Empty Bucket of Transdermal WMD into bathtub. If bathtub instantly disintegrates, you’re SOL, no refunds, f*ckin skank. If bathtub DOES NOT instantly disintegrate, jump in. Let soak until all penetrate has fully absorbed. After penetrate has fully absorbed, reap all of the benefits of T-WMD! That’s it! So Easy your 4 year old sister can do it!

Warning: Side Effects include: Teleporting, Sex with Goats, Shooting Lasers out of Genitalia, Male Pregnancy, Eating entire rolls of cookie dough right out of the tube, growing spaghetti instead of hair, and randomly singing and knowing the entire dance to Michael Jackson’s Thriller.

[thesinner]

Originally Posted by BeastMode

Transdermal WMD

Let us make one thing perfectly clear, mistakes have been made, but regardless of our track record, or potential risks associated with this product, you will see something happen. Beast Nutrition has teamed up with the Iraq Survey Group and based on reports of WMD’s in Iraq, has designed its newest anabolic “Methyl-WMD”. Why do you think President Bush never found WMD’s in Iraq? The answer is simple, we stole them and put them into our newest formulation. Take that mother f*ckers.

Transdermal WMD has been clinically proven to stimulate brain receptors, and has demonstrated the ability to take monotonous lives and make them worth living! T-WMD users have experienced various effects such as Skin Searing Fat Loss attributed to radiation and Insane Pumps and LBM Gains due to genetic mutations.

Supplement Facts:
Servings Per Container: 1 (its all you need)
Serving Size: There’s only one serving, take a friggin guess.
BN’s Proprietary WMD blend – 1kg Random Unknown Micronized WMDs
Other Ingredients: Isopropyl alcohol, propylene glycol, ocytl salicylate, triglyceride complex, water, d-limonene.

Directions: Empty Bucket of Transdermal WMD into bathtub. If bathtub instantly disintegrates, you’re SOL, no refunds, f*ckin skank. If bathtub DOES NOT instantly disintegrate, jump in. Let soak until all penetrate has fully absorbed. After penetrate has fully absorbed, reap all of the benefits of T-WMD! That’s it! So Easy your 4 year old sister can do it!

Warning: Side Effects include: Teleporting, Sex with Goats, Shooting Lasers out of Genitalia, Male Pregnancy, Eating entire rolls of cookie dough right out of the tube, growing spaghetti instead of hair, and randomly singing and knowing the entire dance to Michael Jackson’s Thriller.

I highlighted in red, the parts that I thought made this something worth buying. Nice job with this one.

*ring*ring*ring*

is that the Muscletech Advertising team I hear calling you?

[neoborn]

Originally Posted by BeastMode

Transdermal WMD

Let us make one thing perfectly clear, mistakes have been made, but regardless of our track record, or potential risks associated with this product, you will see something happen. Beast Nutrition has teamed up with the Iraq Survey Group and based on reports of WMD’s in Iraq, has designed its newest anabolic “Methyl-WMD”. Why do you think President Bush never found WMD’s in Iraq? The answer is simple, we stole them and put them into our newest formulation. Take that mother f*ckers.

Transdermal WMD has been clinically proven to stimulate brain receptors, and has demonstrated the ability to take monotonous lives and make them worth living! T-WMD users have experienced various effects such as Skin Searing Fat Loss attributed to radiation and Insane Pumps and LBM Gains due to genetic mutations.

Supplement Facts:
Servings Per Container: 1 (its all you need)
Serving Size: There’s only one serving, take a friggin guess.
BN’s Proprietary WMD blend – 1kg Random Unknown Micronized WMDs
Other Ingredients: Isopropyl alcohol, propylene glycol, ocytl salicylate, triglyceride complex, water, d-limonene.

Directions: Empty Bucket of Transdermal WMD into bathtub. If bathtub instantly disintegrates, you’re SOL, no refunds, f*ckin skank. If bathtub DOES NOT instantly disintegrate, jump in. Let soak until all penetrate has fully absorbed. After penetrate has fully absorbed, reap all of the benefits of T-WMD! That’s it! So Easy your 4 year old sister can do it!

Warning: Side Effects include: Teleporting, Sex with Goats, Shooting Lasers out of Genitalia, Male Pregnancy, Eating entire rolls of cookie dough right out of the tube, growing spaghetti instead of hair, and randomly singing and knowing the entire dance to Michael Jackson’s Thriller.

Another satisfied customer: