Paris Hilton ?

[ReaperX]

Paris Hilton just got released out of jail today and the world stopped turning because it was that important (not really). She wrote to a fan that her expierence has changed her and given her a different 'outlook'.

Is Paris Hilton really changed or is she going to still be that twiggy anorexic girl partying all the time ?

 

[CRUNCH]

I can't believe the hype around the whole thing. Absolutely rediculous.

 

[ReaperX]

I can't believe the hype around the whole thing. Absolutely rediculous.

CRUNCH-


Yeah no sh-t. They for awhile actually aired her going to jail on CNN since that clearly is more important than the American soldiers in Iraq.

 

[CRUNCH]

I just saw on CNN all the crap with her getting out. Huge crowds, the papararzi (sp?), people with signs that said "liberate Paris". I don't understand why people are so fascinated with her and what she does.

Although the sex video was good, more of those would be ok!

 

[ReaperX]

I just saw on CNN all the crap with her getting out. Huge crowds, the papararzi (sp?), people with signs that said "liberate Paris". I don't understand why people are so fascinated with her and what she does.

Although the sex video was good, more of those would be ok!

Well, because of the video you can't say she is ENTIRELY a disservice to society......how about that 1 Night in Chyna video ?

 

[flytrapcan]

Funny when someone mentions her I can only think of that commercial where she is spinning around in the undies, ummmm undies.

 

[CRUNCH]

Well, because of the video you can't say she is ENTIRELY a disservice to society......how about that 1 Night in Chyna video ?

The sex vid was fun! What's 1 Night in Chyna??

 

[ReaperX]

The sex vid was fun! What's 1 Night in Chyna??

My friend, you haven't see anything yet. The former WWE wrestler Chyna (black haired female) made her own spin off of 1 Night in Chyna with one of the male wrestlers and there is a zoom in on her c.lit which pertrudes a good inch due to AAS usage. Search for it on the web. Its disturbing.

 

[CRUNCH]

I'll try to find it later, unless somebody has a link. I'd love to see that!!

 

[ReaperX]

I'll try to find it later, unless somebody has a link. I'd love to see that!!

I would, but I'm at work so someone else will have to find that.

 

[Beau]

It looks like a Vienna Sausage. It is REALLY scary.

 

[DmitryWI]

Link please?

 

[rockhard_4eva]

Id rape her. Sorry, is that what this thread is about.

Regardless, I'd do rape on her.

 

[CDB]

I think the announcement that she found God in prison is one of the most hilarious things to have happened this year, hands down. As soon as I heard that, I decided the whole 24 hour news coverage of her was worth it just for that laugh. I was doing sit ups on one of those big silver balls, I have the damn thing and still don't know what it's called, and I laughed so hard I let a major turtle head poke involuntarily and made a bee line for the can. The only thing better would have been for her to become a Muslim. Then I would have **** myself on the spot.

 

[CDB]

Id rape her. Sorry, is that what this thread is about.

Regardless, I'd do rape on her.

Why? From what I hear all you need to do is ask and take a number.

 

[thesinner]

I'll try to find it later, unless somebody has a link. I'd love to see that!!

Today it's giant clits, tomorrow it'll be small penises

 

[CDB]

http://www.ruid.com/photos/27857/chyna_clit_sm_jpg

I think that's it. Don't go there if you want to eat tonight.

 

[Beau]

http://www.ruid.com/photos/27857/chyna_clit_sm_jpg

I think that's it. Don't go there if you want to eat tonight.

Oh that is it, all right. Suddenly, I'm not feeling very good.

 

[thesinner]

http://www.ruid.com/photos/27857/chyna_clit_sm_jpg

I think that's it. Don't go there if you want to eat tonight.

wow, that seriously looks like an uncircumsized penis. I'm actually too shocked to even be disgusted by it yet.

 

[CRUNCH]

Today it's giant clits, tomorrow it'll be small penises

Not a big penis fan, big or small. Except of course, my own!

I can't look at the video, I'm at work. I'll check it out tonight when I get homel. Thanks CDB (I think).

 

[Beau]

It looks like R2D2, only bigger. And it sort of looks ... angry.

 

[ITHURTZ]

I mean what do you say when a girl tells u to suck it? Im not gay?

 

[CDB]

I mean what do you say when a girl tells u to suck it? Im not gay?

You could pay ring toss.

 

[Beau]

You could pay ring toss.

And you could use a ring holding a full set of master keys from a large office complex.

Is anyone else thinking about the movie "Tremors"?

 

[somewhatgifted]

What a great ice breaker that is, talk about gender issues. Imagine if certain types of ASS abuse caused mini vaginas in men? "I dunno i thought i dropped some turkey bacon on my lap , but its on there good"

 

[ITHURTZ]

haha mini vaginas. ur pee hole enlarges and u start to grow lips

 

[CRUNCH]

haha mini vaginas. ur pee hole enlarges and u start to grow lips

Ewwww!

 

[Totality]

I have seen the video before, but the picture alone is making me ill

 

[CRUNCH]

Ok, I just looked. That pic is nasty!!

I still can't find a video though.

 

[EasyEJL]

I think the announcement that she found God in prison is one of the most hilarious things to have happened this year, hands down.

I didn't know he was lost, but even funnier he was hiding in a womens prison in california!

Heres a link to that video BTW, damn i'm going to go puke.

eFukt.com | Viral Porn - 1 Night in China

 

[CRUNCH]

Heres a link to that video BTW, damn i'm going to go puke.

eFukt.com | Viral Porn - 1 Night in China

Nice...although the actual screwing part is pretty lame. Looks like it's in a dressing room too, maybe before/after a show.

 

[EasyEJL]

Nice...although the actual screwing part is pretty lame. Looks like it's in a dressing room too, maybe before/after a show.

ech I couldn't watch it that long, I hate seeing a woman with a penis bigger than ReaperX's

 

[ReaperX]

ech I couldn't watch it that long, I hate seeing a woman with a penis bigger than ReaperX's

That's how I roll baby.

 

[Wendy21]

i really don't see how she could change being in jail for such a short amount of time, she really annoys me!

 

[EasyEJL]

It just goes to show how just by having your parents have money you can be a celebrity if you are a big enough jackass. If she was poor, she'd just be another piece of trailer trash, not even interesting enough to break out of the trailer park ( like brittney spears)