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    When I see a kid rolling by a in pair of Heely's, I want to......


    For those of you who don't know, Heely's are a these ugly shoes that have rollers in the heels, so if the user were to put their weight on their heels, he or she would roll along.

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    i hate those damn things...i was in an airport one time and this kid with those things ran into me and his punk ass brother was like hey man watch where your goin...it was all i could do not to beat both there asses!
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    lol@ "touch a farm animal"
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    Daaaaady?


    I can only imagine the law suits in a decade when people find out that kids walking more on their toes to keep from rolling and then placing all that stress on the heels causes all kinds of foot/knee problems.
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    It's real annoying when these little jerks run into you on the streets. In NYC, every freakin' kid has a pair and is rude as hell. Their nannies don't care if they hit ya because they don't get paid enough to.

    With that being said, I still want to try a pair out

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    Quote Originally Posted by riseboi View Post
    lol@ "touch a farm animal"
    LOL, was that your vote?
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    I need an option 5 that combines 1 and 4. Clothesline the little bastard and take his (if they are too small then cut a hole in the toes) and then take them for yourself.

    Its always better when you can kill two birds with one stone.
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    LOL, I was going to say the same thing.
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    i know you put #2 on there for me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OCCFan023 View Post
    I need an option 5 that combines 1 and 4. Clothesline the little bastard and take his (if they are too small then cut a hole in the toes) and then take them for yourself.

    Its always better when you can kill two birds with one stone.
    Maybe if they were a pair of Airforce One's.
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    I work at a home improvement store and it's big. There is always little kids flyin around on these things....THEY SUCK! Annoying. I hope one turns a corner and runs into me so they feel like they hit a wall. I almost feel like dropping something in their way Big Daddy style. "here comes one...ready....NOW!" hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by MentalTwitch View Post
    I work at a home improvement store and it's big. There is always little kids flyin around on these things....THEY SUCK! Annoying. I hope one turns a corner and runs into me so they feel like they hit a wall. I almost feel like dropping something in their way Big Daddy style. "here comes one...ready....NOW!" hahaha
    LOL! yeah that would be awesome to have a fat kid run into me full speed and then watch his tubby ass hit the deck. then you`d have to step over him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chad View Post
    LOL! yeah that would be awesome to have a fat kid run into me full speed and then watch his tubby ass hit the deck. then you`d have to step over him.
    A. Step on him and say "oh i din't see you like you din't see me"
    B. Rip his shoes off and dispose of them
    C. When you see his parents tell them he should be running not wheelsing his tubby ass around.
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    i do find myself thinking about farm animals more,after i see a kid skate by in heelys.........how the hell did you know that....
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    Why did Tripdog cross the road while wearing a pair of Heely's?...
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    Quote Originally Posted by stxnas View Post
    Why did Tripdog cross the road while wearing a pair of Heely's?...
    hey don' t hate..that's some good cardio....
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    LMAO is sooooo feel like just hookin err kid aimlessly flying around on those things with a good clothesline, or i wish i could have a pair of my own and sprint at him head on then wheely joust with the kid when hes not expecting it.... lol....

    good point about the feet probles too.. i was thinking of that just the other day, same way that kids now have more dexterity in thier thumbs and what not from all the video games, remotes and texting they do i wonder what negitive/positve effects this will have on these kids feet, legs and posture in the long run???
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    Where can you find these things in size 12?


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    Pretend I'm stretching my arm and clothesline the little bastard.
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    My choice is to tackle the little punk **** Butkus style
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron Warrior View Post
    My choice is to tackle the little punk **** Butkus style
    Head tackle FTW!
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    buy a pair myself, and THEN cross check them
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    i picked the pedo ice cream option lol




    damn things dont really bother me.
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    i hate those things,.... funniest thign i saw was a family of 4 all roll by me... mom and dad too...

    def wanted to clothesline them... or spill some marbles infront of them
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    try the heeley's website
    i think my friend got a size 10.5 or 11

    Quote Originally Posted by CROWLER View Post
    Where can you find these things in size 12?


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    there are kids that skate around the gym i work at. some day a banana peel is mysteriously going to slip under their heel. mysteriously
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    when i used to waitress (those days sucked!!!) , damn freakin heely children would fly past me when i was carrying a bunch of stuff, made me so pissed... what makes me even more irrate is the parents who let their kids do that....
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    Little lazy bastards of America as I call it

    This is right up there with my post on little fat lazy kids some time back

    Ride a bike you lazy little bastards
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    in lowes last week itossed a 2x4 in front of one of them. i hate those ****ers i hope they all break thier legs
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    Why does this thread keep bumping up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by thesinner View Post
    Why does this thread keep bumping up?
    hahah this was a good one!!! wish i thought of it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TripDog View Post
    hahah this was a good one!!! wish i thought of it!
    That's why my sh*t is bananas and yours is not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawkk View Post
    Daaaaady?


    I can only imagine the law suits in a decade when people find out that kids walking more on their toes to keep from rolling and then placing all that stress on the heels causes all kinds of foot/knee problems.
    I just mentioned this to my wife the other day, since 2/3 kids now have those stupid things and they cannot walk straight.
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    Hell i'd buy a pair to cruise around the e.r.........however if there happened to be some little kid that crossed my path wearing them he'd surely encounter mister forearm
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    Well, whenever I see a little kid on heely's, I just want to pull down my pants and clothesline them with my penis....male or female.


    Unfortunately this was not an option in the poll.

    man, I really know how to spoil a post...hehe
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    Wow I guess none of you guys were ever kids or have kids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thesinner View Post
    Why does this thread keep bumping up?
    each time somebody votes it bumps the thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by brass monkey View Post
    Wow I guess none of you guys were ever kids or have kids.
    We're just really conservative.

    This product so totally takes away any novelty factor of finding a frozen water-puddle or ice patch in the winter time.

    Not to mention.......it's so annoying.
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    All right, who said they'd buy the kid an ice cream cone? I hope you make sure to spike it with anthrax or something.
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