i would hire him. he knows his $hit.
guys there is nothing wrong with being gay, a toad, or chad, or all three. or a cow.
PI you are also gracing the tri-state area with your manliness? what great location.
im actually from clinton township, new jersey. right near flemington and about 20mins from PA down I-78 (watch out for the coppers).
great place to raise the kids, observe farmland, observe cows (or buy them finaplix carts), buffalo farm..., thats about it.
im pretty sure the top 4 professions around here are
1. waiter
2. landscaping
3. vetrinarian
4. supermarket cashier
PS Chad, i used to lifeguard at a country club pool. beware. BEWARE the fat rich women.