Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo...

  1. Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo...


    Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
    Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl
    in the world."
    Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
    Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the most disgusting person in the world."
    So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to
    have their claims verified.
    Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy.
    "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."
    Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the
    smallest person in the world."
    Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and
    says."Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell ?


  2. Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawkk View Post
    Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
    Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl
    in the world."
    Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
    Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the most disgusting person in the world."
    So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to
    have their claims verified.
    Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy.
    "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."
    Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the
    smallest person in the world."
    Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and
    says."Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell ?
    someone should send this to Trump headquarters.
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  3. LOL, good one jay. Needed that one this morning.
    ~ Nothing can kill the Grimace!!



  4. hopefully she sleazes her way onto another show so Trump can continue a weekly bashing segment on Jimmy Kimmel
  

  
 

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