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Old 04-13-2007, 09:09 AM   #1
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Brotelligence rant
BROTELLIGENCE ALERT!

Summary: There's a couple regulars that I see every morning at the gym. One is US marshal (we'll call him Agent Smith), one is training and trying to pass the physical req's to get into the marshal program (we'll call him Johnny).

Well, there was another dude in there working out that I had never seen before (we'll call him Bro). I overheard heard them talking about how Johnny is scared he isn't going to pass (primarily from psyching himself out). So, Bro goes onto this big speal about how Johnny really needs to go buy NO Xplode this weekend at GNC and take it before he attempts his tests. Which, I suppose is a fair recommendation.

BUT, Bro goes onto attempting to explain the benefits of NO Xplode with his massive amount of brotelligence, and how NO Xplode is the end-all to supplements. I even heard, "Yeah, man. It says it right there on the bottle." come out of his mouth. I can't recall ALL the BS that came out of his mouth, but it had me shaking my head. I just let him go on.

I recommend a simple dose of caffeine before his tests, and both Bro and Agent Smith shoot down this idea as absurd. So, I politely mention that NO Xplode contains a decent amount of caffeine. Bro and Agent Smith attempts to inform me that NO Xplode doesn't contain caffeine because, "that would go against the pumping effects because it's a constrictor, so it can't have caffeine."

I shake my head again.

So, Bro leaves. As Johnny was heading out, I suggested that IF he was going to try NO Xplode to not wait and take his first dose right before his tests. I told him it would be better to take at least a few servings during the weekend to see how he reacted. I mentioned that some people don't react well to it and he needed to see where he stood BEFORE his important physical test. Agent Smith chimed in that that wasn't necessary because people that get sick take like 3-4 scoops, not the 1 scoop that was recommended. He is partially correct. BUT, watch a person allergic to peanuts eat 1 peanut or 3 peanuts. I bet the reaction will be almost identical... SICK AS F*CK.

So, to sum up my rant, don't listen to bro's. Bro even mentioned that he's been taking NO Xplode for 8 months and somehow he's failed to notice that NO Xplode contains caffeine... it says it in black and white right there in the supplement facts. I even told him it might be labeled as "methylxanthine", because some companies do that instead of simply putting "caffeine". Funny thing is, the NO Xplode label says, "Methylxanthines (Caffeine)", so I was right on both accounts. Bro still refuted my statement.

Okay... sorry. Had to get that out.

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Old 04-13-2007, 10:33 AM   #2
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Yup, too many of those types out there
 
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Old 04-13-2007, 10:38 AM   #3
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he probaly bought the decaffeinated version of it. it's the one with the orange cap, you know like the decaffeinated coffee at denny's.

 


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Old 04-13-2007, 11:36 PM   #4
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So wait a minute...so, was like the bro not right then?

LOL, let'em eat crow with their NO Xplode and perhaps some Muscle Tech for dessert.
 
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So wait a minute...so, was like the bro not right then?

LOL, let'em eat crow with their NO Xplode and perhaps some Muscle Tech for dessert.
Mmmm Gakic with some whipped cream on top.
 


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I did that during college but I learned to enjoy other's stupidity LOL. Once had a lady with McDonald's asking me for a weight loss pills. She also said she didn't have time to work out, she admitted to eating like crap, but wanted a pill to help her lose 30 pound in a month for a wedding. She of course then went on to say that she must have some thyroid issue because she can't lose weight
 
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