You came very close to getting banned young man.
DOOD CAN I HAEV SUM MAD TYTE JUICE YO
Because I was getting too fond of my nuts. I want to shrink 'em down and make 'em useless.
Really, I almost got banned for posting about hemmeroids? I knew it would be contraversial and the mods would be watching. Oh well I thought it was a well written piece that was worth sharing.