Poll: Who is coming out of the fight alive:

Bruce Campbell vs Chuck Norris, Who Ya GOT?

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    Bruce Campbell vs Chuck Norris, Who Ya GOT?


    Official manliest man alive poll

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    This is my boomstick!
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    BTW, I don't own any of the three, although they are all some of my favorite movies...I just added them all to my netflix queue...

    Oh, and Chuck isn't in the same league as Ash.
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    Chuck norris is an actor that can do kung fu, but Bruce is a badass mofo with a chainsaw that sometimes acts
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    Bruce all the way baby!
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    The only thing is Chuck Norris can't lose. In fact, scientists have theorized that if Chuck Norris were to lose, the world would implode into itself.
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    It's not about winning or losing...It's all about who has the biggest boomstick, baby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawkk View Post
    It's not about winning or losing...It's all about who has the biggest boomstick, baby.
    And Chuck Norris wins.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawkk View Post
    It's not about winning or losing...It's all about who has the biggest boomstick, baby.
    We haven't seen Chuck's BOOMstick because he doesn't do porn.















    Yet.
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    I think you guys may have not seen Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2 or Army of Darkness?
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    Evil dead series was a documentary based on Bruce's life
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    Chuck can throw a roundhouse kick in cowboy boots
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    i cant believe the running is so close, i demand a recount!
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    If I have to I will edit this poll in servitude of the Almighty Bruce!
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    delta force...w3rd
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawkk View Post
    If I have to I will edit this poll in servitude of the Almighty Bruce!
    Haha I broke the stalemate........in favor of Norris!!!
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    my vote goes to Jayhawkk, Dsade and Ubi in no particular order
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    yes! my vote for bruce tied this bad boy up. lets be realistic, no one can beat ash.

    and remember, shop smart. shop S Mart
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    Quote Originally Posted by WannaBeHulk View Post
    and remember, shop smart. shop S Mart
    YES!!!!
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    I can see who voted and I hold grudges!


    Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?
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    god, i need to jump these to the top of my netflix queue!!!
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    Let me tell you something- Chuck ain't leading but two things right now- Jack and ****.

    And Jack just left town.
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    Shouldnt this be chuck norris vs superman??
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    Quote Originally Posted by ItsHectic View Post
    Shouldnt this be chuck norris vs superman??
    No.
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    Well, I'm bored at work...apparently Bruce...or ehh, i mean Ash, is putting out a new movie...

    ...Somewhat along the lines of the Evil Dead series...

    It's called My name is Bruce, it was supposed to be out last month, but is still in post production.

    BCO: My Name is Bruce

    My Name Is Bruce is the tale of a small town set upon by demons after a group of teen-agers unwittingly unleash an ancient curse. Campbell, playing himself, is kidnapped off the set of a B horror movie and, despite his protestations that he's just an actor, is forced to play the role of his heroic movie character in order to save the town. Mark Verheiden (The Mask, TimeCop) is writing the screenplay. Production is scheduled for early 2006 in southern Oregon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PumpingIron View Post
    Well, I'm bored at work...apparently Bruce...or ehh, i mean Ash, is putting out a new movie...

    ...Somewhat along the lines of the Evil Dead series...

    It's called My name is Bruce, it was supposed to be out last month, but is still in post production.

    BCO: My Name is Bruce

    My Name Is Bruce is the tale of a small town set upon by demons after a group of teen-agers unwittingly unleash an ancient curse. Campbell, playing himself, is kidnapped off the set of a B horror movie and, despite his protestations that he's just an actor, is forced to play the role of his heroic movie character in order to save the town. Mark Verheiden (The Mask, TimeCop) is writing the screenplay. Production is scheduled for early 2006 in southern Oregon.
    this is going to be the best movie since Army of Darkness, cant wait
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    Good, bad...

    I'm the guy with the gun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Savage View Post
    Good, bad...

    I'm the guy with the gun.
    Hail to the king, baby.
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    David Hasselhof bill kick the hell out of both of them Don't mess with the Hoff!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawkk View Post
    I can see who voted and I hold grudges!


    Now listen up, you primitive screwheads. See this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You *got* that?
    "Now I swear.....the next one of you primates even TOUCHES me.....BOOM!"

    Ash is......GROOVY!
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    Ash!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jminis View Post
    David Hasselhof bill kick the hell out of both of them Don't mess with the Hoff!




    Tom Selleck > David Hasselhoff.

    Magnum got way more trim.

    ...but that's another thread altogether.
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    I would take selleck over hasselhoff any day of the week...
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    i thought Chuck might have taken it over the weekend, looks like Bruce > ALL
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    Bruce fans get on it, Chuck is about to tie for second! **note: a tie with bruce is the same as losing
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    I wonder who Evil Ash would vote for....

    Edit: Its a TIE!??! Ash/Bruce has a invulnerable chin!
    Last edited by Rivet; 03-09-2007 at 09:57 PM.
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    ummm..I cant believe that chuck is even in the running....Ash all the way....Groovy
  

  
 

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