Although I did compile his greatest hits, it was more of an endearing farewell than a petition to bring him back.
As the others have stated, though these people are comedic, they are in a sense patronizing the good will of the Admin, and knowledge of the board. They come on here with one purpose, that purpose being to get us angry, excited, or riled up. When we allow them to succeed, it is like mocking us. So, while they make me laugh too (saluu made me spit oats all over my monitor once) I think we should take the attitude of **** those stupid ****s who ****ing come on here and **** and **** up our nice and ****ing cleanly board ****ing swearing and ****, those goddamn bastard ****s