Alter Boy Confession

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    Alter Boy Confession


    "Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been having sex with a loose woman."

    "The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"
    "Yes, Father, it is"

    "And who was the woman you were with?"
    "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

    "Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
    "I cannot say."

    "Was it Teresa Volpe?"
    "I'll never tell."

    "Was it Nina Capelli?"
    "I'm sorry but I cannot name her."

    "Was it Cathy Piriano?"
    "My lips are sealed."

    "Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"
    "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

    The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

    "Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, What'd you get?" "Four months vacation and five good leads........"

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    three gay men are in the shower, (you know who you are) One of them looks down at the base of the tub and sees a spot of jizz. He immediatley looks up at his chums and spouts off........................... .............................. ................



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