Mike Tyson's New Job

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    Mike Tyson's New Job


    Mike Tyson Finds New Job As Male Escort

    November 17, 2006 6:40 a.m. EST


    Maira Oliveira - All Headline News Reporters
    Los Angeles, CA (AHN) - If you thought Mike Tyson's infamous ear-biting incident was scandalous, then you ain't seen nothing yet.
    It's confirmed: Mike Tyson will soon be making his grand entrance at Hollywood's Heidi Fless' brothel for women in Nevada.
    Although the thought of the convicted rapist seducing his clients is rather disturbing, the former boxer is set to work his kinky magic as a male escort.
    Legendary Heidi - who at one point had a prostitution ring with celebrity clients - recently bought 60 acres of land in the state where the former heavyweight world champion plans to "get it on." Quite comical but true, Heidi's Stud Farm is set to be Tyson's new paradise island.
    The Hollywood Madam says she's excited about the 40-year-old working for her - and the ladies - since he's every woman's dream man. Yeah, okay, Heidi.
    According to breakingnews.iol.ie, she explained, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson."
    Tyson also admits he's looking forward to his new job and thinks any man would love to walk in his shoes for a day and bring the "ladies" to ecstasy.
    He said, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it."

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    Who's first ladies?
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    >scratching head< Who would....why would.....never mind.


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    I bet Jayhawkk would hit that.
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    This is one of the most hilarious things I have heard of.
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    isnt he supposed to fight a female boxer? what happened to that? you mean he doesnt have a new career in female boxing?
  

  
 

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