Spider farts

[glg]

So i was laying in bed the other night and suddenly my sinus' totally plugged up. I was thinking that the heater fan was blowing around some dust etc. Then I noticed that one of the larger spiders that hang out in the basement was on the wall by my head.

So in a totally chaotic thought process i ran tru the following;

Maybe I'm allergic to the spider.

Spider dandruff?

(just then one of my dogs passed gas and THE LIGHT BULB WENT OFF)

Spider farts.

I may be allergis to spiders passing gas.


So.. do spiders even excrete anything other than webs and venom?

Do they urinate or have excrement?

The universe is hanging on this question...I mentioned it to my wife and she told me to take my sleeping pills.

HELP!!!!

 

[tattoopierced1]

not heard of that one.. only thing related to spiders and farting that i've ever heard are the infamous "barking spiders" that people use to cover up farts...