Originally Posted by thesinner
Ok, so here's my prediction:
With intent to sell more Total Gym's Christie Brinkley convincesChuck Norris to shave off his beard; accidentally nullifying his supernatural Chuck Norrisness, similar to the downfall of the biblical character of Samson. You can argue against me all you want, but deep down inside you know that a Chuck Norris without a beard is like a like a stripper without tits: worthless.
Mothra is the first to make a move. With its sites set on eliminating MegaZord, Mothra makes a sky dive towards MegaZord, spearing it in the chest. MegaZord gets knocked to the ground, landing on poor Chuck Norris, who's the first to be eliminated before he's even given a chance to fight.
MegaZord gets back up, and prepares for Mothra's second air-attack. Meanwhile, Stegosaurus is seen eating the leaves off a tree in a nearby park. As Mothra takes it's second swing at MegaZord, he is sliced in two by a brandished MegaZord Saber.
Inside the MegaZord, Kimberly finds out that Jason has been cheating on her with Zach, who at the time was seeing Trini, who was this whole time been having an affair with Alpha 5, and it was somehow brought to Billy's attention that his real parents where Zordon and a Las Vegas stripper named Persephone. (You know, typical high school drama). Anyhow, this causes a huge uproar and a scuffle amidst the MegaZord cockpit, where the emergency self-destruct button is accidentally pushed when Kimberly ***** slaps Zach, who sucker punches Billy, who tries to slip Trini the tongue; only to get kicked between the legs, causing him to back into Jason, who slips and accidentally presses emergency self-destruct in an attempt to regain his balance. Three ticks later, the MegaZord is a pile of molten metal, leaving the victorious, yet pacifist, Stegosaurus to continue eating leaves off of a local park tree.
