Hypothetical situation: Mothra, Stegosaurus, the original Power Ranger's MegaZord, and Chuck Norris engage in an every man for himself battle in downtown Tokyo.
Which one is the last to survive?
Which one is the last to survive?
I think you're missing the point. The point is to make a prediction; who do you think would win if such a fight were to take place. Considering the fact that two of the fighters are fictional characters, one is of an extinct species, and the other is an actor with a beard; it is impossible to hold such a fight, let alone to see who wins, but we can still sit back and ponder who might have won based upon the strengths and weaknesses of each fighter.its impossible to say, I could have a fight with someone weak and who was not a good fighter and still loose, one thing with real fighting is it is a game of chance, the weak inexperieced fighter might get lucky, or the experienced fighter might make a mistake get punched in his temple and hit the floor,
touche` JayhawkkMy vote is for Mr. Rogers
Did you know Mr. Rogers was a SEAL? He was a sniper in Vietnam and Killed all sorts of people! He turned into a pacifist after the war and the TV show was the result. The reason he always wore long sleeves? He has 2 full tattoo sleeves. And Chuck Norris owns mothra, wool sweater or not!My vote is for Mr. Rogers
:icon_lol: :rofl:Chuck Norris owns this universe and any other universe. He is always the last and first man standing. What a ridiculous question. Whoever asked this question is going to get roundhouse kicked in the face. Guaranteed.
I think Ubi would kill all those posers by sending them nude pics of himself, much like that in his avatar. The pics would make them pass out, cause of the gayness.
We call that "wishful thinking" around here. I'm wearing pajamas in my Avy by the way. It's like your Avy, but more masculine...
If a Mirko LHK and Chuck Norris Roundhouse connected with each other would it end all life as we know it?Mirko CroCop, What tha? calack!
Can you imagine? Like Godzilla against Ultraman. Lasers and helicopters and tiny little Japanese soldiers running around. If those guys met and were that big and then connected to top it off?If a Mirko LHK and Chuck Norris Roundhouse connected with each other would it end all life as we know it?
A sock on your pocket puppet doesnt constitute a PJ Holmes, thats a BJ!We call that "wishful thinking" around here. I'm wearing pajamas in my Avy by the way. It's like your Avy, but more masculine...
Nice thought, but the problem is that Chuck Norris' beard can not be shaved. It's been attempted even by Chuck himself. Even he can not shave his own beard. He was born with that beard and it won't come off. It's impossible. If someone could possibly get one strand of hair off of his beard that would end this world as we know it. It would be cloned and life everywhere as we know it would end.Ok, so here's my prediction:
With intent to sell more Total Gym's Christie Brinkley convincesChuck Norris to shave off his beard; accidentally nullifying his supernatural Chuck Norrisness, similar to the downfall of the biblical character of Samson. You can argue against me all you want, but deep down inside you know that a Chuck Norris without a beard is like a like a stripper without tits: worthless.
Mothra is the first to make a move. With its sites set on eliminating MegaZord, Mothra makes a sky dive towards MegaZord, spearing it in the chest. MegaZord gets knocked to the ground, landing on poor Chuck Norris, who's the first to be eliminated before he's even given a chance to fight.
MegaZord gets back up, and prepares for Mothra's second air-attack. Meanwhile, Stegosaurus is seen eating the leaves off a tree in a nearby park. As Mothra takes it's second swing at MegaZord, he is sliced in two by a brandished MegaZord Saber.
Inside the MegaZord, Kimberly finds out that Jason has been cheating on her with Zach, who at the time was seeing Trini, who was this whole time been having an affair with Alpha 5, and it was somehow brought to Billy's attention that his real parents where Zordon and a Las Vegas stripper named Persephone. (You know, typical high school drama). Anyhow, this causes a huge uproar and a scuffle amidst the MegaZord cockpit, where the emergency self-destruct button is accidentally pushed when Kimberly ***** slaps Zach, who sucker punches Billy, who tries to slip Trini the tongue; only to get kicked between the legs, causing him to back into Jason, who slips and accidentally presses emergency self-destruct in an attempt to regain his balance. Three ticks later, the MegaZord is a pile of molten metal, leaving the victorious, yet pacifist, Stegosaurus to continue eating leaves off of a local park tree.
Nice thought, but the problem is that Chuck Norris' beard can not be shaved. It's been attempted even by Chuck himself. Even he can not shave his own beard. He was born with that beard and it won't come off. It's impossible. If someone could possibly get one strand of hair off of his beard that would end this world as we know it. It would be cloned and life everywhere as we know it would end.
Everything else seems plausible in your theory though. Ultimately though, Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick Stegosaurus in the throat and that would be that. ANy other outcome would just be..............ridiculous.
I too want to root for the underdog with ALMOST every fiber of my being. However, when the underdog is facing Chuck Norris... well, it's just absurd to think he has any chance unfortunately. Chuck Norris, in all his omnipotence, is simply undefeatable. We should both get roundhouse kicked in the face for even having passing thoughts of any other outcome.So you're saying that when megazord gets up off of Chuck Norris, Chuck and his beard are both unscathed by its crushing force. The idea crossed my mind, but sometimes I think my affinity for the underdog affects the accuracy of my predictions.
I too want to root for the underdog with ALMOST every fiber of my being. However, when the underdog is facing Chuck Norris... well, it's just absurd to think he has any chance unfortunately. Chuck Norris, in all his omnipotence, is simply undefeatable. We should both get roundhouse kicked in the face for even having passing thoughts of any other outcome.
One would think. Perhaps his beard and Chuck Norris are BOTH omnipotent, hmmm? Actually, I think his beard is more like a birth mark, something that is just there and can not be removed.Since Chuck Norris is omnipotent, wouldn't he wield the necessary power to remove his beard?
Regarding the beard.One would think. Perhaps his beard and Chuck Norris are BOTH omnipotent, hmmm? Actually, I think his beard is more like a birth mark, something that is just there and can not be removed.
Send in your girl and her friend in with them, and you've got more attitude and 7 titties. Call it "Total Distraction". Yes, I rule.Tony jaa in a trio with the three titty lady and quato from total recall. tony for his physical skills, quato for his psychic skills, and damn man three titties!!!