lol at the fat girl
btw, who would take a cat rafting?
You should see what some of my clients do. Try taking a pot bellied pig golfing, and the ****ing thing keeps trying to eat the orange balls. Just the orange ones for some reason, which happened to be mine. I hate golf and I'm no good at it but I have to do it occasionally and I kept worrying the thing would attack my ball just as I was teeing off and I'd kill it by accident.
Actually the whole pet/outdoor sports thing isn't too bad. I go kayaking with some friends pretty often and their dog loves to go kayaking. Got her own life jacket and everything. Funny bit is if you just hold her out over the water she starts swimming in mid air. Hard to explain but it's pretty hilarious. Her other dog had it's eyes removed because of severe eye problems of some kind, and tended to walk off the pier whenever we went so they don't bring her anymore.