my investement in window cleaning business

[mrClen]

I'm an idiot and faile at life. Thanks for listening.

 

[methusaleh]

Albert,

May I suggest you do us a favor and jump through a window, preferably a thick plate-glass one at least five stories above the ground? That would be great. And your wife and kids would have TONS of money as a result! Kill two birds with one stone...er, one window!

 

[Jayhawkk]

I suggest taking a running start before leaping out of the window as it'll reduce the chances that you'll bounce off and not make it through.