A string walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve strings here." So the string walks out into the alley and shakes and messes himself all up and goes back into the bar. The bartender says "Aren't you the string that was just in here?" And he replies, "No, I'm a frayed-knot"

Why does a chicken coupe have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan.