Gym etiquette rules

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  1. Gym etiquette rules


    There have been a couple of things that really pee me off at the gym recently, and so I thought I would write down my own "gym rules". It made me feel much better to get it off my chest - feel free to add as many as you wish.

    1 – If I arrive with a baseball cap over my eyes and my earphones in – I do not want to talk to anybody.
    2 – Tapping me on the shoulder, making me remove my earplugs, just to say “hi” really annoys me – again I do not want to talk to anybody.
    3 – If I am working out on a machine and can barely breathe – please stop trying to talk to me.
    4 – A gym may be where you usually pick up girls, but they are usually in the cardio section – go over there and pick them up – leave me alone.
    5 – If I pick up some weights, don’t feel that you have to pick ones up heavier than mine, then struggle to do the exercise – it will make you look - stupid.
    6 – The gym is not a fashion parade, if you must wear only thin strips of spandex, please have the type of body that looks good in it.
    7 – I do not care or even look at how much weight you can lift, so trying to show off is only going to give you an injury.
    8 – Small grunting noises while working out are fine – sounding like you are having wild passionate humpies is not cool.
    9 – Walking at 1mph on the treadmill while chatting to your girlfriend on the phone is not really a workout – you will get more exercise pacing up and down on the phone at home –so go home and stop hogging the equipment.
    10 – I can see that you are staring at me, please go stare at somebody else – or at least do it inconspicuously. Standing right next to me watching me work out is freaky!
    11 – The chat up line “so, do you work out?”, never works in a gym – think about it.
    12 – Working out for 10 minutes, then going over to the smoothie bar for an oreo, double chocolate chunk shake, is not going to help you lose weight. Note – smoothie does not equal healthy.


  2. And this is why I never make direct eye contact to females in the gym. I figure I like my workout time uninterupted and i'm sure they do as well.


    Sounds like you had a bad day KG. Hope it goes better
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  3. tattoopierced1
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    to add to that, no other male should squat naked in front of another male. this is just uncalled for.

  4. Now you tell me...Next time you better let me know prior to oiling up.

  5. Don't wear underwear that may easily split during squats
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  6. Anyone found sitting on a bench or standing in a rack on their cell phone not using said bench or rack will be beaten with a 45, no questions asked...
  7. tattoopierced1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawkk
    Now you tell me...Next time you better let me know prior to oiling up.
    sadly that truly happened at the gym one day...

  8. Ha Ha I love it karategirl, let me add a few.

    1. If you can't do the exercise with AT LEAST good form DROP the damm weight!!!!

    2. Spend more time lifting weights, less time flexing in the mirror thinking your big!

  9. Quote Originally Posted by Ziricote
    Don't wear underwear that may easily split during squats
    This actually happened to me during a powerlifting meet.

  10. If your on a machine, don't use the one next to it as a towel, journal, or waterbottle rack. That always pisses me off!

  11. If I see another C0%ksukr, doing curls in a Power Rack, I'm gonna split his head open. Okay, so that's more a statement, but you get the point

  12. If you don't want me to look at your body - don't wear those short..tight outfits that scream "HOT BODY" on the floor.

    loose baggy sweats and a large t-shirt will hide things just fine and are just as good for working out as the above.

    'Cause as far as I'm concerned if you show it and it's any kind of good looking - I'm going to OGLE IT - so get over it...get over yourself.

    my own gripe - If you're gonna rest for more than 15 sec. get off of the !@#ng bench/machine etc!! Let me work on thru.

  13. I'd also like to add something...and I'm not some crazy narcissist. I'm 5'10" 265 lbs (contest weight is 240-245 to give an idea of how much roly poly I'm carrying around) and I had my own gf watch a few girls do this to confirm that i wasnt going crazy...and it makes me uncomfortable if and when i notice it...

    - If you (female) are working out with your boyfriend, f%$k buddy, or even a gay friend, please stop staring at ME. It leads to insecure man syndrome (dirty looks, trying to lift more than me, following me around and flexing, orgasmic sounds bellowing out of them while benching 225)

    - If I'm wearing a tank top to the gym it's not to show off my "guns", it's becaue its motherfu$%in hot and i sweat like a bastard

    I must say, I've worked out at many "types" of gyms, from health clubs to gyms like powerhouse, golds, tiny local gyms, everything; and all I can say is that there certainly are some social faux pas' that occur across the board.


    Oh and for the record, I have never tried to pick up a girl at the gym. The only thing I pick up are heavy ass weights.

    (and if you are a guy trying to pick up a girl at the gym and see me smiling...yes, I'm laughing at you)

  14. Quote Originally Posted by Viperspit
    If I see another C0%ksukr, doing curls in a Power Rack, I'm gonna split his head open. Okay, so that's more a statement, but you get the point
    A-******-men!

    **Edit**: The only exception to this rule would be if said person was curling >135#. Then I may let it slide.

  15. Quote Originally Posted by Ziricote
    Don't wear underwear that may easily split during squats
    I've lost at least three pairs in the last few months

    At least I know I am not doing those sissy half squats.

  16. Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf
    I've lost at least three pairs in the last few months

    At least I know I am not doing those sissy half squats.

    You mean you dont load up the bar with 405, do 2 reps moving the weight 6 inches, and then get a hi-five from your training partner!!??

  17. I think the gym could actually be a good place to meet girls. At least that way you know you share something in common. That being said, the "do you workout" line is garbage, and you have to read a girls body language to figure out if she is interested.

  18. My most annoying not removing your weights or putting them back in the proper place when your done. I hate removing someone elses weight from a Bench or Rack

  19. Amen, and yea if you Fukr's can't read the damn DB Rack plates that clearly specify which DB's go where, then go home, call up your local school and enroll in a GED program. I fukin hate it when your luggin 100's + back to the rack and find a pair of 30's sitting in it's place.

    Quote Originally Posted by mixedup
    My most annoying not removing your weights or putting them back in the proper place when your done. I hate removing someone elses weight from a Bench or Rack

  20. Quote Originally Posted by karategirl
    12 – Working out for 10 minutes, then going over to the smoothie bar for an oreo, double chocolate chunk shake, is not going to help you lose weight. Note – smoothie does not equal healthy.
    but there soooo gooood

  21. Quote Originally Posted by NickyNoNames
    but there soooo gooood
    Yes they are, but if you are 150lbs overweight, and didn't even manage to break a sweat in your workout, I am not sure you deserve one
    (I had a particular person in mind when I wrote that one).

  22. I also find it hilarious when out of shape guys walk around like they have a 60 inch chest. You all know what I'm referring to. That spread out arm look like they're trying to hug a barrel

  23. Gym Myths:

    1. If you looked at it, considered using it or your sweat is on it, then that bench is yours.

    2. Ask the biggest guy in the gym, he knows everything.

    3. That girl with the spandex butt from heaven loves it when you watch her constantly.

    4. If someone tells you, you look great.. then it's true.

    5. Runners love to be called skinny.

    6. Meat heads never frequent the cardio area and the civilized human never clangs the weight.

    7. Just jump in. Nobody expects you to ask everytime you wish to use the equipment they are currently using.

    8. Air guitar and drums is quite acceptable while you are relaxing on the only bench available.

    9. Water fountains are great location to gather or hibernate.

    10. If it is heavy you must drop it.

    11. 15 1 inch reps are better than 1 full rep.

    12. Careful you may get too big!

    etc...


    PS. karategirl - nice back.

  24. Oh the irony of this all. I have a website coming very soon that covers much of what you have all expressed!

  25. Quote Originally Posted by Rocky82
    You mean you dont load up the bar with 405, do 2 reps moving the weight 6 inches, and then get a hi-five from your training partner!!??
    No, that is a waste of time. I load up the bar with 5 plates, wait around for a while then take them off. At that point I take out my scissors and cut a whole in my underwear. Man, what a workout

  26. Quote Originally Posted by Rocky82
    I'd also like to add something...and I'm not some crazy narcissist. I'm 5'10" 265 lbs (contest weight is 240-245 to give an idea of how much roly poly I'm carrying around) and I had my own gf watch a few girls do this to confirm that i wasnt going crazy...and it makes me uncomfortable if and when i notice it...

    - If you (female) are working out with your boyfriend, f%$k buddy, or even a gay friend, please stop staring at ME. It leads to insecure man syndrome (dirty looks, trying to lift more than me, following me around and flexing, orgasmic sounds bellowing out of them while benching 225)

    - If I'm wearing a tank top to the gym it's not to show off my "guns", it's becaue its motherfu$%in hot and i sweat like a bastard

    I must say, I've worked out at many "types" of gyms, from health clubs to gyms like powerhouse, golds, tiny local gyms, everything; and all I can say is that there certainly are some social faux pas' that occur across the board.


    Oh and for the record, I have never tried to pick up a girl at the gym. The only thing I pick up are heavy ass weights.

    (and if you are a guy trying to pick up a girl at the gym and see me smiling...yes, I'm laughing at you)

    This is soo true, but my wife is the one who gets mad at me like I ask the women to look at me. I am bulking right now, and I am fat, and even contest time I was 9% fat by bb'ing standards, and I still had women and male groupies interrupting my damn workout. I even wear shirts that say shut up and train, and I am not here to talk, and then they come up to me and say cool shirt get a clue!!!

  27. Quote Originally Posted by UHCougar05
    This actually happened to me during a powerlifting meet.
    lmfao...my friend thought I'd broken my leg or something when it happened to me

  28. Quote Originally Posted by Apowerz6
    This is soo true, but my wife is the one who gets mad at me like I ask the women to look at me. I am bulking right now, and I am fat, and even contest time I was 9% fat by bb'ing standards, and I still had women and male groupies interrupting my damn workout. I even wear shirts that say shut up and train, and I am not here to talk, and then they come up to me and say cool shirt get a clue!!!
    I really wish my work schedule were more flexible and I didnt have to wake up at 6 AM everyday, because I'd love to train much later in the day. The gym is empty, the posers are long gone, and it's just me and the weights (and a few other folks that actually train, not "lift").

    And as to the person above who was saying their pet peve were people who dont re-rack weights...just today I was waitin on a leg press to do calf raises and this talk lanky guy had 11 plates on each side, no knee wraps or anything. So he gets all psyched up and does 3 reps. And calling them reps is being way too generous. I swear the sled moved about a foot each way. Then to top it off, the ass walks away and doesnt take the plates off.

    I think we could all go on for days with countless stories. Unfortunately the money that these morons use to pay for their gym memberships are just as good as ours. Like I said, I wish i could train later

  29. I get interrupted too KG - but not with dudes trying to get in my pants (at least I hope not - contrary to popular belief, I'm not the female contained in my signature).
    But - it's with the meatheads that have learned that I know about these new fangled pro-hormones.
    Only - most don't get "it" the first time I tell them. So, I have to beat it in their heads.
    It gets annoying.

    So, yeah, if you wanna ask me if Arimidex is OK for PCT (or 6-OXO) or about Superdrol - please wait until I'm done lifting (because I'll get quite animated talking to your dumbazz).

  30. Quote Originally Posted by karategirl
    There have been a couple of things that really pee me off at the gym recently, and so I thought I would write down my own "gym rules". It made me feel much better to get it off my chest - feel free to add as many as you wish.

    1 – If I arrive with a baseball cap over my eyes and my earphones in – I do not want to talk to anybody.
    2 – Tapping me on the shoulder, making me remove my earplugs, just to say “hi” really annoys me – again I do not want to talk to anybody.
    3 – If I am working out on a machine and can barely breathe – please stop trying to talk to me.
    4 – A gym may be where you usually pick up girls, but they are usually in the cardio section – go over there and pick them up – leave me alone.
    5 – If I pick up some weights, don’t feel that you have to pick ones up heavier than mine, then struggle to do the exercise – it will make you look - stupid.
    6 – The gym is not a fashion parade, if you must wear only thin strips of spandex, please have the type of body that looks good in it.
    7 – I do not care or even look at how much weight you can lift, so trying to show off is only going to give you an injury.
    8 – Small grunting noises while working out are fine – sounding like you are having wild passionate humpies is not cool.
    9 – Walking at 1mph on the treadmill while chatting to your girlfriend on the phone is not really a workout – you will get more exercise pacing up and down on the phone at home –so go home and stop hogging the equipment.
    10 – I can see that you are staring at me, please go stare at somebody else – or at least do it inconspicuously. Standing right next to me watching me work out is freaky!
    11 – The chat up line “so, do you work out?”, never works in a gym – think about it.
    12 – Working out for 10 minutes, then going over to the smoothie bar for an oreo, double chocolate chunk shake, is not going to help you lose weight. Note – smoothie does not equal healthy.


    Bhahahahah I love it, and have seen everyone of the above in my new gym,although my fav is when someone trys to talk to me, with my mp3 player, baseball cap on....get the hint, leave me alone....

    Good one KG
    RIP Ryan, :(
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