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ArnoldIsMyIdol

ArnoldIsMyIdol

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An oil man man was in Japan for as business meeting. He arrived a day early and went to a Japanese whore house. The girl he got spoke no English but soon their passions exploded and in the heat of intercourse she began yelling "Ohai Gazime" and wriggling wildly. He knew he had pleased her.
The next day, after his meeting, he played golf with his Japanese colleagues. One of his Japanese partners made a hole in one on a 165 yard par 3. Everyone went crazy and began yelling excitedly in Japanese. Wanting to impress his friends, the Texan joined in and began yelling, "Ohai Gazime, "Ohai Gazime."
Suddenly everyone became quiet. After a moment of silence, one of the Japanese turned to him and asked: "`Wrong hole? What do you mean wrong hole?"
 
ArnoldIsMyIdol said:
An oil man man was in Japan for as business meeting. He arrived a day early and went to a Japanese whore house. The girl he got spoke no English but soon their passions exploded and in the heat of intercourse she began yelling "Ohai Gazime" and wriggling wildly. He knew he had pleased her.
The next day, after his meeting, he played golf with his Japanese colleagues. One of his Japanese partners made a hole in one on a 165 yard par 3. Everyone went crazy and began yelling excitedly in Japanese. Wanting to impress his friends, the Texan joined in and began yelling, "Ohai Gazime, "Ohai Gazime."
Suddenly everyone became quiet. After a moment of silence, one of the Japanese turned to him and asked: "`Wrong hole? What do you mean wrong hole?"
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ahah nice. I figured they were gonna scream on a bad shot or something, but thats why I dont write jokes I guess :toofunny:
 
A man tell his pal he is going golfing with his wife.

Upon is return, his pal asks the man "So how did it go?"

The man responds "Well it was a beautiful day and we were having a great time until the injury."

His pal: "Injury? What injury?"

The man: "My wife was bitten by a snake."

His pal: "Oh my, how horrible. Where did it happen?"

The man: "Bewteen the first and second holes."

His pal: "Wow she must have a really wide stance."
 
Beau said:
A man tell his pal he is going golfing with his wife.

Upon is return, his pal asks the man "So how did it go?"

The man responds "Well it was a beautiful day and we were having a great time until the injury."

His pal: "Injury? What injury?"

The man: "My wife was bitten by a snake."

His pal: "Oh my, how horrible. Where did it happen?"

The man: "Bewteen the first and second holes."

His pal: "Wow she must have a really wide stance."
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