Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her ****.
Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC
At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ
Make love, not war. Hell, do both - GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
Revolution Books, New York, New York.
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
Men's restroom, House of Representatives, Washington, DC
Express Lane: Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ
You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom, ****'s Last Resort, Dallas, TX