March for America

  1. tattoopierced1
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    March for America


    Subject: march for America


    AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN
    OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES. SO
    THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK
    OUT OF THEIR HOUSE COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD
    TERRORISTS. CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED.

    FOR THIS ANTI -TERRORIST EFFORT. ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN
    LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO
    DEMONSTRATE THEY THINK IT'S OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND
    TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN. SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT
    APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR
    ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT.

    THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND
    APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

    GOD BLESS AMERICA.

    IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.


  2. Hell, I'll drive down from Canada to support this cause

    jecko

  3. damn Ill be outside even if my neighbors arent!
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  4. I'm only two hours away from the border..I'll drive

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