Cop Owns Lawyer In Court

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    Cop Owns Lawyer In Court


    f you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as
    sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman’s credibility…
    Q: Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?
    A: No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the
    description of the offender, running several blocks away.
    Q: Officer — who provided this description?
    A: The officer who responded to the scene.
    Q: A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?
    A: Yes, sir. With my life.
    Q: With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?
    A: Yes sir, we do!
    Q: And do you have a locker in the room?
    A: Yes sir, I do.
    Q: And do you have a lock on your locker?
    A: Yes sir.
    Q: Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?
    A: You see, sir — we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.

    The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year’s Best Comeback line — and we think he’ll win.

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    lol nice, do you know what state this was in?
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    That was sweet. That Lawyer got PWNED Bet he'll think twice next time he tries to be a smug smartass!
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    , nice goin officer this will teach some snoppy lawyers to back off their horses,

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