Cop Owns Lawyer In Court

  1. Cop Owns Lawyer In Court


    f you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as
    sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman’s credibility…
    Q: Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?
    A: No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the
    description of the offender, running several blocks away.
    Q: Officer — who provided this description?
    A: The officer who responded to the scene.
    Q: A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?
    A: Yes, sir. With my life.
    Q: With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?
    A: Yes sir, we do!
    Q: And do you have a locker in the room?
    A: Yes sir, I do.
    Q: And do you have a lock on your locker?
    A: Yes sir.
    Q: Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?
    A: You see, sir — we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.

    The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year’s Best Comeback line — and we think he’ll win.


  2. lol nice, do you know what state this was in?

  3. That was sweet. That Lawyer got PWNED Bet he'll think twice next time he tries to be a smug smartass!
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  4. , nice goin officer this will teach some snoppy lawyers to back off their horses,

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