Wardogs trip to the public pool

  1. Registered User
    shady's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    dont know
    Posts
    65
    Rep Power
    177

    i loved this thread at bb.com. there were also some great repies to it.

  2. Registered User
    jweave23's Avatar
    Stats
    6'0"  237 lbs.
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    PA
    Posts
    2,628
    Rep Power
    1459

    BUMP!

    This is easily one of the best threads I've ever read on bb.com!! Pure classic, glad it was brought out again, maybe I'll bump it again over there so newbies can read it!

    If anyone wonder why some bro's really love bb.com, this is one of the reasons, check out the humor in this one, a fine bunch of guys they are.
  3. Registered User
    wardog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    Wherever I may roam
    Posts
    640
    Rep Power
    465

    Wardogs trip to the public pool


    By popular demand, here it is:

    Well, this weekend I have my daughter, and she wanted to go to the pool. Being the good Daddy I am, I took my dear 12 year old in her first *growls* bikini. After hanging with her a while, I was quickly ditched by her when some of her friends showed up, so I had plenty of time to people watch. Based on this, I have some ideas that others should follow in a public pool.

    #1 Ladies, when you arrive with shorts and a tank top over your bikini, PLEASE..remove it slowly. This makes my day watching you strip down..rushing it ruins all my fun..so in the future, kindly keep me in mind when sliding those shorts down your fine legs.

    #2 If you are a fat woman, PLEASE stick to one piece suits..thats just plain nasty.

    #3 Young girls..you should be ASHAMED of yourselves. You are 17-20 and the women with 3 kids look better than you in many cases. Thise bikinis that you wear that are hip huggers..look terrible when you own fat hips. What is with all the teenagers with their fat hips and guts?? You should be in the best shape of your life at that age..and you look awful!!

    #4 To the absolutely gorgeous woman sitting on the corner of the pool. You were very entertaining, sitting with your legs open at the corner of the pool. I was admiriing your full lips, your wonderful figure, and your great legs. Then you go and RUIN it by screaming across the pool "Get your fu*king a*ses back in the shallow end NOW!" Just so you ladies know, unless it is in the bedroom, there is nothing worse than a foul mouth on a beautiful woman.

    #5 To the fat teenage girls checking me out. Do you REALLY think that someone who denys himself of many of lifes pleasures when it comes to food, tortures himself under sick amounts of weight, and takes pills by the handfull to look like this..is interested in ANY WAY in your twinkee eating, swimsuit swelling saggy breasted body? Letting yourself look that bad..is a disgrace. I realize fat girls need loving too..but find someone else to give it to you!

    #6 To the "could be breathtaking" woman sitting next to me. You have a beautiful face, peaches and cream skin, and a frame that could be a complete knockout!! Instead, you have allowed your a*s to swell and your thighs to get those nasty "hammer marks" on them. I ask you WHY? Drop 15-20 pounds, tone up a touch, and you will turn every guys head there. You have so much potential..can't you see it?? Such a waste...it bothered me.

    #7 To the skinny highlighted hair wanna be stud. Bro, you have a great tan, but NO muscles. Stop strutting around with extended lat syndrome. Go hit the gym hard, and perhaps in a year or two..you will actually have the build that you imagine you do. By the way, yes..the female lifeguards WERE laughing at you.

    #8 To the long haired 120 pound guy with the 250+ plus girlfriend. Bro..stop making out with her all the time. I realize your trying to show us she is yours..but trust me..none of us want her...she is ALLLLLLLLL yours.

    #9 To the woman with 3 kids in her late 30's who has a beautiful tan and gorgeous muscle tone. You go girl!! You looked better than every teen there..and you have had 3 kids. You should be the poster girl for women who have let themselves go under the excuse of "Well I have had 2 kids". You certainly impressed and inspired me. May the woman I one day marry look just half as good as you at your age.

    #10 To the fat guys wearing those small swimtrunks..DO YOU OWN A MIRROR? You look like a "Body by budwiser" poster..and you should NEVER be wearing something like that...you also..are a disgrace, and probably the types of guys who comment when your skinny wives gain 2 pounds.

    FINALLY To the 14-17 year old boys hitting on my daughter. I was young once too..I know those "swim by and brush against" tricks you play. And yes, that large man over there IS her father. The one giving you the dirty look. I suggest you watch out, because during the lifeguard switch, I will go swimming, and when I accidentally pin your throat against the pool bottom with my foot..there will be no one to save you. Just remember..you have a whole life ahead of you. There are many other girls out there..now go find one.

    Needless to say, I enjoyed my trip to the pool today
    •   
       

  4. Registered User
    Bone's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    In The Belly Of The Beast
    Posts
    247
    Rep Power
    268

    LMAO!!!! Thats some funny **** bro!!! I know the type of guys you're are talking about!! "Great tan, no muscle at all" HEHEHE! That made my night

    Peace

    Bone
  5. Registered User
    windwords7's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    Oregon
    Posts
    2,318
    Rep Power
    1565

    I had forgotten how funny that was bro! Thanks for bringin it over to our new home!

     

    WW7
  6. Board Supporter
    ShadowJack's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Posts
    134
    Rep Power
    230

    Wardog, this is one of the best posts ever from bb.com. IMO. Very good to read it again.

    Also enjoyed your "1-test and roll" post that was bumped about a week ago. You tell hilarious stories, bro!
  7. Banned
    YellowJacket's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    In front of a computer. At all times.
    Posts
    0
    Rep Power
    0

    Yes, this is a true classic.....I suggest printing it out and reading it before cardio to get your spirites up....
  8. Registered User
    MadChild's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Posts
    58
    Rep Power
    173

    Being a lifeguard myself I can attest to the truthfulness in that post. Good one!
  9. Registered User
    DarCSA's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    0
    Rep Power
    0

    Great post. I never read that at bb.com. Good info on what to look for at the pool. I want the 30 year old mom. YJ you can have the fat chick. LOL See you guys later.
  10. Registered User
    scotty2's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    on the pay no mind list
    Age
    41
    Posts
    1,140
    Rep Power
    715

    Funny ****. I started a thread yesterday at bb.com entitled search button to have a little fun like this. Some douche bag closed it. That place has gone to hell like it was wearing gasoline drawers. GODDAMMIT!
  11. Registered User
    scotty2's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    on the pay no mind list
    Age
    41
    Posts
    1,140
    Rep Power
    715

    Oh yeah, BTW, in response to all the talk, my gf has gained quite a few and is beginning to look like **** at 29, so, I know first hand of what you speak, wardog.
  12. E-BOLLER
    Board Sponsor
    Supa Freek 420's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    Land of Hiero
    Age
    38
    Posts
    434
    Rep Power
    361

    This one is a classic indeed. Thanx for bumping it ova here.
  13. Registered User
    Blindfaith's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    Vancouver, Canada
    Age
    35
    Posts
    57
    Rep Power
    13786

    i never read that one before! thats ****ing classic dude! LMAO!
  14. Registered User
    wardog's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    Wherever I may roam
    Posts
    640
    Rep Power
    465

    Thanks guys, glad you like it.
  15. Registered User
    Lifeguard's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Location
    LA County, CA
    Age
    30
    Posts
    602
    Rep Power
    447

    Originally posted by MadChild
    Being a lifeguard myself I can attest to the truthfulness in that post. Good one!
     

    YUP!!!!!!...I know ALL about this thread....I saw it everyday over the summer.

     

    Especially the guy thats the same height as me, and weighs about 20#s less and thought he was all big, trying to pick up on the ladies.....

    .....and then he saw me up on my stand, and all the girls were going for me, not him

     

    LG.
  16. Registered User
    BrKonman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Posts
    191
    Rep Power
    240

    Originally posted by Lifeguard
     ....Especially the guy thats the same height as me, and weighs about 20#s less and thought he was all big, trying to pick up on the ladies.....

    .....and then he saw me up on my stand, and all the girls were going for me, not him  
    So that WAS you, you little bastard! j/k

    Seriously though, that was one of the damn funniest-true posts wardog. I gotta go check the 1-test and roll thread. Keep 'em coming!
  17. Gold Member
    Clintdogg's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Age
    38
    Posts
    51
    Rep Power
    169

    i cant find the 1-test and roll one, i searched. post it when you find it
  18. Banned
    ndn diablo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Posts
    67
    Rep Power
    0

    Originally posted by BrKonman


    So that WAS you, you little bastard! j/k

    Seriously though, that was one of the damn funniest-true posts wardog. I gotta go check the 1-test and roll thread. Keep 'em coming!
    This was possible the best post i ever read on bb.com

    Sure did enjoy it
  19. Registered User
    labrad's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Posts
    241
    Rep Power
    264

    That was great. I never saw that b/4 at bb.com. You can definitely tell a story. I could picture everyone you described perfectly.
  20. Board Supporter
    ShadowJack's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Posts
    134
    Rep Power
    230

    Originally posted by Clintdogg
    i cant find the 1-test and roll one, i searched. post it when you find it
    Here's a link to the thread:

    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...highlight=test

    Wardog's post is absolutely classic. Excellent read.
  •   

      
     

Similar Forum Threads

  1. Howwedo's trip to the darkside...forever!!!
    By howwedo107 in forum Cycle Info
    Replies: 2006
    Last Post: 11-19-2012, 02:43 PM
  2. First trip to the dark side...
    By teteak in forum Anabolics
    Replies: 26
    Last Post: 12-10-2009, 02:49 PM
  3. My trip to the Laundrymat
    By refrieddreams in forum General Chat
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 09-07-2007, 08:31 PM
  4. Getting ready for my trip to the Vet....
    By Cyrus in forum Anabolics
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 02-27-2003, 07:50 PM
  5. Wardogs trip to the public pool
    By John Benz in forum General Chat
    Replies: 16
    Last Post: 02-21-2003, 04:11 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Log in

Log in