World's smallest penis contest on Howard Stern
- 06-06-2006, 11:50 AM
- 06-06-2006, 12:06 PM
oh my....... i didnt know they could be so small...... if i were a guy i would be an80 yr old virgin.....
its not the size of the wave that matters, but the motion of the ocean......
<cough><cough> you need at least SOME size....
- 06-06-2006, 12:06 PM
Whats wrong with those dudes. They should get a prosthetic.
06-06-2006, 12:09 PM
Strap-on!Originally Posted by Spartan117
06-06-2006, 12:11 PM
There's no ocean there. More like a drop. Ain't too much motion in a drop.Originally Posted by Mrs. Gimpy!
06-06-2006, 12:14 PM
Sucks to be them
06-06-2006, 12:43 PM
Hell, it's possible that if they lost some of that weight there would be something there.
06-06-2006, 01:09 PM
WOW! Those guys are probably looking at a life of hookers. Is there a woman out there that would want to marry somebody like that...fat AND a tiny ****????
06-06-2006, 05:32 PM
If I were them I would probably look into plastic surgery... perhaps.
06-06-2006, 07:08 PM
Wow, this just made my life a whole lot easier/happier. Whenever I think I got the short end of the stick, some other chaps get shafted way more than me. Damn!
06-06-2006, 07:12 PM
I can't believe Brent would exploit himself like that on TV.
06-06-2006, 07:13 PM
06-06-2006, 08:15 PM
Forgot to add Demi-Mods...My status alone caused thousands of men to instantly go sterile and turn gay. It was the only way to balance my supreme dominance of masculinity and all things testosterone.
People had to suffer but with great gifts come great suffering...err responsibility.
06-06-2006, 08:17 PM
...nevermindOriginally Posted by Rogue Drone
06-06-2006, 09:03 PM
Alright - who posted this video of Beelzebub???
06-06-2006, 09:08 PM
06-06-2006, 09:44 PM
lol so harshOriginally Posted by jmh80
06-06-2006, 10:14 PM
That's tight for them, but keep inmind when your 20lbs over weight u lose a 1/2" on your **** because the pouch of fat you get around your ****, so if these guys were smart they'd drop 50lbs like they need to and atleast they'd have a 2 incher, lol.
06-07-2006, 01:18 PM
talk about getting the short end of the stick.
06-07-2006, 01:21 PM
Damn you BP. I was looking at this yesterday and didn't have time to get a zinger in on you. You did it to yourself, son of a *****.Originally Posted by bpmartyr
06-07-2006, 01:23 PM
Originally Posted by bpmartyr
No shet man 1 day mine will be that big
06-09-2006, 12:51 AM
why would he even wear that ? Someone remind him he's the linebacker for the Green Bay Packers, not some flashy wanna be Deion Sanders like DB.Originally Posted by Rogue Drone
06-09-2006, 01:44 AM
Classic.Originally Posted by Rogue Drone
06-09-2006, 10:13 PM
Rouge - I know we differ on our opinions of the Fiasco Bowl - but we are united in HATING the OSU* Buckeyes (Suckeyes?).
Awesome work bro! Reps for you!
06-09-2006, 11:38 PM
I take offense to calling me a bandwagoner.
Where do you get that from??
06-09-2006, 11:55 PM
Well - I'm a bit on the sensative side with that. I get that crap alot solely because I didn't go to school at Miami. (I went to Tennessee because they have chemical engineering - Miami doesn't.)
I merely grew up watching football to the Jimmy Johnson-led Canes....
Apparently to the rest of America, one can only root for the team one attendend, but you are still allowed to make comments on the above situation even if you've never attended college period and yet still ravinously root for your local college.
06-10-2006, 09:13 AM
It is an awesome feeling when you've been there though the rough times and they come out on top to win a national title....
06-10-2006, 10:48 AM
That would be the vast majority of Raider "fans" who can't name anyone else on that team besides Randy Moss and Warren Sapp, some don't even know Charles Woodson isn't with the team anymore LOL.Originally Posted by Rogue Drone
06-10-2006, 12:12 PM
I can't say anything. I refuse to accept that Jerry ever played for anyone else....
06-10-2006, 12:21 PM
I know, it was hard watching him go to the darkside, especially because he was basically given the boot for JJ StokesOriginally Posted by jmh80
06-10-2006, 01:25 PM
Damn, those poor bastards.
Couple of those guys didnt even look like they had a weiner.
One looked like he had a vagina.
Kinda makes you want to count your blessings, these guys probably cant even HAVE sex even if they did find a willing participant. I mean Denise Masino's clit is like 3x's the size of any of those guy's ****s.
06-10-2006, 01:52 PM
Ahh classic...Penis to football thread. If I had a dime for every...
06-10-2006, 04:35 PM
damn their packin some heat!
j/k, thats horrible, i feel bad for them.
They got some BALLS for showing that to the world. ( if irony were made of strawberries, we'd all be drinking alot of smoothies right now -SP)
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