3am wake up call
- 05-23-2006, 11:20 AM
3am wake up call
i have no idea what i was dreaming or what i was thinking but at 3am this morning, i decided to punch myself square in the left eye. i jumped out of the bed like i was under attack looking for the perpertrator.....noone except the wife (dead asleep) and the dog (snoring) at the foot of the bed. it wasn't a delicate punch either, it was a 'i'm seeing stars' punch. that ever happen to ya'll? surprised if the bastard doesn't turn black.
- 05-23-2006, 11:23 AM
05-23-2006, 11:30 AM
05-23-2006, 11:42 AM
05-23-2006, 11:43 AM
05-23-2006, 12:03 PM
I jumped on my girl one night when I was deep asleep and she put her leg on me and I thought it was a snake.
I really didn't wake up either... she told me I yelled out "stupid snake" as I am doing a chest compression on her... rolled back over and went on sleeping like nothing happened.
05-23-2006, 12:19 PM
i havent hit myself while sleeping, but sometimes I sleep so sound, my wife will soccer kick me in the ribs to wake me up when my son is crying...most of the time I dont wake up from even those, although I've had some nice bruises when I wake up and have no clue how I got them..
05-23-2006, 12:31 PM
BTW...I locked up and put the key back under the doormat.Originally Posted by Beelzebub
05-23-2006, 12:34 PM
05-23-2006, 12:43 PM
05-23-2006, 01:29 PM
That's just your body telling you how much it likes lugging around all of that weight.
That is downright hillarious, though. You need to set up a sleeping cam.
05-23-2006, 01:44 PM
05-23-2006, 01:58 PM
One of my friends dreamt that he took a bite out of his GF's deodorant and he woke up with a terrible taste in his mouth. He checked the deodorant and there was a piece bitten off. i told him to lay off the pot for a while.
05-23-2006, 02:13 PM
I have never punched myself while sleeping but I do everytime I make the decision to look at one of RevDrew's threads.
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05-23-2006, 02:51 PM
lol, nice.Originally Posted by CROWLER
it's a reoccuring theme for me. a few years back, i judo chopped myself in the throat while sleeping and couldn't breathe for a few. another one, i dreamed i was drowning in a pool and i woke up to find myself holding the pillow over my face. self-destruct mode, lol.
05-23-2006, 03:03 PM
Now I have dreamt I was in HELL, and I could not wake up for awhile. I kept screaming in pain, and in my dream I was screaming and telling myself to wake up. Now that was some scary ISH... college years though so I cannot take responsiblity for that one
05-23-2006, 03:19 PM
Originally Posted by Beelzebub
I think ur wife needs to padlock ur ass to the bed whenever you lay down for the night, hahah. One day ur gonna just all out mutilate urself bro!
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05-23-2006, 04:22 PM
That is too funny. I broke a toe kicking the wall, and I split my head open rolling out of bed and hitting it on the corner of a table--I didn't even wake up.
I fear for your wife's well-being
05-23-2006, 04:50 PM
05-23-2006, 07:04 PM
05-23-2006, 07:12 PM
Yeah, padlock him to the bed so instead of him beating the **** out himself he'll just take the bed with him on his rampage knocking his poor wife through the ****in window or something. I'd opt for letting him beat himself
05-23-2006, 07:17 PM
My girlfriend says sometimes she wakes up in the middle of the night, to me trying to **** her while im still asleep.
05-23-2006, 07:17 PM
05-23-2006, 07:20 PM
I didn't try, I actually did that while testing Powerfull by USP.Originally Posted by Chewster
05-23-2006, 07:23 PM
Anyone else have pictures of rambo on the mattress attached to the electricty just now? hahahahjay, it prepares me for a POW scenario
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