Favorite movie quote

[bigdave2875]

They can be funny or whatever. I am just bored at work and thought this would keep me occupied for a little while.

 

[bigdave2875]

Ezekiel 25:17. 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyrannies of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepards the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brothers' keeper and finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.' PULP FICTION

 

[MaynardMeek]

If he falls.. fine.. if not.. the sword


EDIT!! YES.. the princess bride

 

[bigdave2875]

the princess bride...right???

 

[snakebyte05]

"your best..?! Losers always wine about their best, winners go home and FVCK the prom queen!" --The Rock

 

[brandozzz]

i think i broke a butt cheek
(next friday)

 

[BigCasino]

"Hail to the King baby!"

"Yo she b-i-t-c-h let's go..."

-Ash aka Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness

 

[fbxdan]

I've always liked that quote from Apocalypse Now...

"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving".

 

[bigdave2875]

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

 

[brandozzz]

I've always liked that quote from Apocalypse Now...

"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving".

hell yes :cheers:

 

[brandozzz]

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

"you must find the tallest tree in the forrest and cut it down wiiiiiith a ... herring "
no i wont do it
"oh please"

 

[BigVrunga]

"If it bleeds, we can kill it"

 

[tattoopierced1]

big v: that is a great quote.

one of my favorites off the top of my head is American History X:
You just ****ed with the wrong bull.

 

[myfathersboy]

"Are you stalking me? 'Cause that would be super....."





"You crazy kids and your crazy VD..."

 

[myfathersboy]

" Now all we need is a Spock and Mc Coy and we'll have ourselves an away team...."

 

[Sir Foxx]

"I'm your huckleberry. That's just my game."

"What are you going to do? Just stand there and bleed?"

 

[myfathersboy]

" Cells are bad....My uncle lives in a cell, it's 8' by12' and he has to read the same boring magazine over and over again"

 

[myfathersboy]

If he falls.. fine.. if not.. the sword


EDIT!! YES.. the princess bride

-I don't think Im quite familiar with that term....
-Well I'll explain...and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand you warthog-faced buffoon...
-That may be the first time anyone has dared insult me
-It won't be the last....to the pain means the first thing to go will be your feet at your ankles then your hands at the wrists..
-And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake I do not intend to duplicate today..
-the next thing to go will be your left eye followed by your right...
-And then my ears...I understand, lets get on with it...
-WRONG!!!! Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why: so that every child that cries at your approach, every whisper, every babe that shrieks "dear god, what is that thing" will echo in your perfect ears....that is what to the pain means, It means I leave you in anguish...wallowing in freakish misery forever...


Yeah, I've seen that movie way too many times.....

 

[CRUNCH]

"I came her to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum!"
-They Live

"Have her washed and bring her to me"
-Heavy Metal

 

[myfathersboy]

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

Now go away...Or I will taunt you a second time!!!!!!

 

[Salyers1121]

reality isnt father knows best anymore. its a kick to the face on a Saturday night with a steel toe kodiak workboot. a trip to the hospital, bloody and bashed. reconstructive surgery.
-Cable Guy

 

[bigdave2875]

You tell em I"m coming and tell em Hell's coming with me.

 

[Sir Foxx]

You tell em I"m coming and tell em Hell's coming with me.

I'm telling you there are so many good quotes just from this movie to fill up pages in this thread.

 

[refrieddreams]

Wheres Wyatt?

He's over there walkin on water.

 

[myfathersboy]

Ohh, Refried....don't even get me started on the "Oh Brother" quotes....we could be here all night....

 

[refrieddreams]

I can qoute that entire movie...

I wonder if I can come up with one favorite...hmmm let me think!

 

[refrieddreams]

"Friend, some of yer foldin money has come un-stole"

 

[myfathersboy]

"Take the tiller......Hand me that chopper..."


"Cows.....I hate cows"

"oh, not the livestock"

 

[refrieddreams]

"The world went out and got itself in a big damn hurry!"

Name that movie for bonus points.

 

[CDB]

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

"**** damnation, man! **** redemption! We are God's unwanted children? So be it!"

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your ****ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. "

"In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway. "

 

[bigdave2875]

"The world went out and got itself in a big damn hurry!"

Name that movie for bonus points.

Shawshank Redemption

side note...did you know stephen king wrote it??

 

[refrieddreams]

Yes, I did. I have the double DVD. Its awesome. I love the comentary and so on.

I also have a book of the screenplay, it has different endings and deleted scenes. Very cool.

 

[NUPE69]

Me so horny...suckie suckie, can go a long time.

Full Metal Jacket

 

[Iron Warrior]

Oh man, don't get me going on full-metal jacket, here's just a few of my favorite Sgt. Hartman quotes.
"Who said that? Who the **** said that? Who's the slimy little communist ****, twinkle-toed ****sucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy ****ing godmother said it. Out-****ing-standing. I will PT you all until you ****ing die. I'll PT you until your *******s are sucking buttermilk."

"Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke pieca' **** Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it? "

"This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen."

 

[brandozzz]

"I came her to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum!"
-They Live

"Have her washed and bring her to me"
-Heavy Metal

bro heavy metal was a wild ass acrtoon/movie :head:

 

[brandozzz]

Oh man, don't get me going on full-metal jacket, here's just a few of my favorite Sgt. Hartman quotes.
"Who said that? Who the **** said that? Who's the slimy little communist ****, twinkle-toed ****sucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy ****ing godmother said it. Out-****ing-standing. I will PT you all until you ****ing die. I'll PT you until your *******s are sucking buttermilk."

"Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke pieca' **** Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it? "

"This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen."

ahhhh how could i forget

 

[CDB]

ahhhh how could i forget

"How tall are you?! Five nine?! I didn't know they stacked **** that high!"

 

[brandozzz]

"How tall are you?! Five nine?! I didn't know they stacked **** that high!"

you trying to squeeze an inch on me somewhere ?

 

[okboy63]

Are you not entertained ?

Strength and honor

At my signal unleash hell

Your Emperor asks for your loyalty, Maximus. Take my hand, I only offer it once

Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."

From the movie gladiator
There is a whole website dedicated to quotes for movie


Lonesome dove has some great quotes to. "any man that wouldn't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough"

 

[brandozzz]

frank And Beanz!

 

[mpkonig]

"Did your parents have any children that lived?? I bet they regret that, Your so ugly you could be a modern art Masterpiece"

 

[mpkonig]

"Holy dog Sh** Texas!?! Only steers and queers come from Texas Private Cowboy...and you dont look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down"

 

[mpkonig]

"Do you Suck Di**?!? Are you a Peter Puffer?!?! I bet your the kinda guy that would Fu** a person in the ass and not even have the Goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around....Ill Be Watch YOU"

 

[brandozzz]

From Ow On Your Name Is Private Snowball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahahahahaoh ****

 

[CRUNCH]

What kind of music do you usually have here?

Oh, we got both kinds, country AND western.

 

[brandozzz]

You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done. I know you hurtin' and worryin', I can feel it on you, but you oughta quit on it now. Because I want it over and done. I do. I'm tired, boss. Tired of bein' on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. Tired of not ever having me a buddy to be with, or tell me where we's coming from or going to, or why. Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world everyday. There's too much of it. It's like pieces of glass in my head all the time. Can you understand?



the green mile

 

[brandozzz]

I never saw a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A bird will fall frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself


GI jane

 

[CDB]

"Leave the gun, take the cannolis."

 

[raider1]

Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. CADDYSHACK BABY !!

 

[Iron Warrior]

Some more Gladiator for you, this one gives me the chills


Maximus Decimus Meridius: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

This is the part where he surprises the hell out of the Draccus (sp?)