They can be funny or whatever. I am just bored at work and thought this would keep me occupied for a little while.
Ezekiel 25:17. 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyrannies of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepards the weak through the valley of darkness. For he is truly his brothers' keeper and finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.' PULP FICTION
If he falls.. fine.. if not.. the sword
EDIT!! YES.. the princess bride
the princess bride...right???
"your best..?! Losers always wine about their best, winners go home and **** the prom queen!" --The Rock
i think i broke a butt cheek
"Hail to the King baby!"
"Yo she b-i-t-c-h let's go..."
-Ash aka Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness
I've always liked that quote from Apocalypse Now...
"I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving".
I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
hell yesOriginally Posted by fbxdan
"you must find the tallest tree in the forrest and cut it down wiiiiiith a ... herring "Originally Posted by bigdave2875
no i wont do it
"If it bleeds, we can kill it"
big v: that is a great quote.
one of my favorites off the top of my head is American History X:
You just ****ed with the wrong bull.
ADVANCED MUSCLE SCIENCE STRONGEST ON THE MARKET
"Are you stalking me? 'Cause that would be super....."
"You crazy kids and your crazy VD..."
" Now all we need is a Spock and Mc Coy and we'll have ourselves an away team...."
"I'm your huckleberry. That's just my game."
"What are you going to do? Just stand there and bleed?"
" Cells are bad....My uncle lives in a cell, it's 8' by12' and he has to read the same boring magazine over and over again"
-I don't think Im quite familiar with that term....Originally Posted by MaynardMeek
-Well I'll explain...and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand you warthog-faced buffoon...
-That may be the first time anyone has dared insult me
-It won't be the last....to the pain means the first thing to go will be your feet at your ankles then your hands at the wrists..
-And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake I do not intend to duplicate today..
-the next thing to go will be your left eye followed by your right...
-And then my ears...I understand, lets get on with it...
-WRONG!!!! Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why: so that every child that cries at your approach, every whisper, every babe that shrieks "dear god, what is that thing" will echo in your perfect ears....that is what to the pain means, It means I leave you in anguish...wallowing in freakish misery forever...
Yeah, I've seen that movie way too many times.....
"I came her to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum!"
"Have her washed and bring her to me"
Now go away...Or I will taunt you a second time!!!!!!Originally Posted by bigdave2875