Just a list of things that bug me...
1)The weatherman, no matter where you go can't refer to rain as rain...EG "We are expecting 2 inches of the wet stuff" Wet stuff? Come on ya freaking tool!
2)The weatherman no matter where you go can't refer to snow as snow...EG "We are expecting 2 inches of the white stuff" White stuff? Come on ya freaking...
3)Girls that think just because they dress like a slut, they automatically think that means they are hot...umm sweetheart, lay off the Taco bell before you cram yourself into that outfit!
4)Guys who think girls are hot just because they dress like a slut.
5)Girls who are self proclaimed princesses...UGH, if you are over the age 7...please do not call yourself a princess.
6)Guys who treat good women bad...this just is wrong...
7)Man haters, just because some dude screwed you over, that does not mean I will do the same thing!
8)Flakes, if you say you are going to be there...heres an idea... BE THERE!
9)Druggies, thanks for draining the crap out of our economy. Good work buddy.
10)Smokers...hey guess what, when you go out for a smoke and then come back in...EVERYONE can smell how bad you stink! Yes you stink...I mean it's pretty bad!
11)Those dudes that try to sell you newspapers at the redlight! I know you are a recovering something or other but heres an idea, get a real job! A job that does not require you trying to get a smile and a wave out of everyone on the road. PS...you are creeping out the kids and old people.
12)AA members that trade one vice for another. I think I would rather be an alcoholic than a chain smoking coffee adict. There should be meetings for chain smoking coffee adicts, and every week it's someones responsibility to bring that crown and coke, then we can all huddle around in a circle in the rain and do shots!
13)Bad breath. Here is some free advice. I usually do not let my good grooming habits out but here goes...Crest PRO~HEALTH RINSE, followed by Aquafresh expressions, followed by a pack of Pocket packs in your pocket at all times.
14)People who do not respect Vets, or those in the military. No matter what your political view, they fight for your right to have that view. So please give then their respect.
15)Protesters. Come on you idiots, you just look silly. There are better ways to get your point known. Has this ever worked? No!
16)Protesters that have no clue what their cause is...all these damn illegal imigrant protesters last week, these kids have no idea what they are protesting. If you have time to ditch school and "take it to the street" pick up a newspaper and read what you are actually protesting! News lady: "So why are you out here today" Ignorant 15 year old girl: "Because we are from Mexico...whoo hoo Viva Mexico...this country was built by my sweat wooo hooo" News lady: "So what do you think the Congress will do with the bill?" Stupid kid: "Huh...what bill?...viva Mexico"
Ok, I think I need to go lay down now...