This smart girl thinks I am really smart...details inside

[refrieddreams]

So, I was going to go out with this chick who is really edumicated and very book smart. I am very street smart but not very book smart...anyways...

I was waiting for her to come over, drinking a glass of wine watching Jeaopordy. As I saw her pull into my drive, final Jeoperdy had just ended, so I flipped to the other channel I get ( yes I am proud to say I do not have cable) And It's another episode of Jeopordy. I figure if it was on when she walked in it might make me look a bit more intelectual than I am...

It was the same episode! She asked if I was ready, I asked if she didn't mind sitting with me and watching Jeopordy, she kinda grinned like "OK, you watching Jeopordy?"

Well needless to say I ran just about every category, I was quoting Shakespere, operas the whole nine, I was so close to laughing but stood my ground! She wass surprised, I even saw the woman missed pronoundced someones name in her answer, but ALex didn't pick it up till after the commercial. So I was like "NO way..protest...that is BS she pronounced it wrong" The girl was like calm down man...I said "well I hate it when they let this **** slide" So after the commercial Alex informed the player of the mistake and had to deduct $1000 from her score.

The chick was quite impressed! Now how do I keep up this smart guy image?

 

[Beelzebub]

PIITB

smart move IMO

 

[refrieddreams]

HAHA thanks for the well though out advice, I will go do that now!

 

[Jayhawkk]

haha, that's funny as hell. She went out with ya before the show so I thnk you can just act normal and mature. No need to falsefy things unless it's just for a date or two then who cares.

 

[Beelzebub]

HAHA thanks for the well though out advice, I will go do that now!

oh and as for that question you asked through comments, never used it.

 

[Jayhawkk]

I had to look up PIITB

 

[Beelzebub]

Lmao

 

[refrieddreams]

Google PIITB and I am sure tons of stuff come up...thats funny JH

 

[delta314]

So, I was going to go out with this chick who is really edumicated and very book smart. I am very street smart but not very book smart...anyways...

I was waiting for her to come over, drinking a glass of wine watching Jeaopordy. As I saw her pull into my drive, final Jeoperdy had just ended, so I flipped to the other channel I get ( yes I am proud to say I do not have cable) And It's another episode of Jeopordy. I figure if it was on when she walked in it might make me look a bit more intelectual than I am...

It was the same episode! She asked if I was ready, I asked if she didn't mind sitting with me and watching Jeopordy, she kinda grinned like "OK, you watching Jeopordy?"

Well needless to say I ran just about every category, I was quoting Shakespere, operas the whole nine, I was so close to laughing but stood my ground! She wass surprised, I even saw the woman missed pronoundced someones name in her answer, but ALex didn't pick it up till after the commercial. So I was like "NO way..protest...that is BS she pronounced it wrong" The girl was like calm down man...I said "well I hate it when they let this **** slide" So after the commercial Alex informed the player of the mistake and had to deduct $1000 from her score.

The chick was quite impressed! Now how do I keep up this smart guy image?

Whatever you do, don't let her read anything you have written. When she see's how you spell, she'll know the truth!:icon_lol:

 

[refrieddreams]

HAHA, I know. It's not that I suck at spelling...I just type fast.

 

[DmitryWI]

LOL that's funny **** right there.

 

[Brent]

Take an acting class and start memorizing quotes.

 

[delta314]

Take an acting class and start memorizing quotes.

"How do I love you, let me count the ways"
on top, on bottom, doggie style, asian basket............

 

[unitas27]

How smart is this girl? Like advanced molecular engineering smart, or a literature smart type of chick?

 

[unitas27]

Bust out some bodybuilding science (leave out the Prohormone stuff), I'm sure you have learned a lot here on AM to wow her with your knowledge of the human body and general chemistry. She prob won't have a clue what your talking about.

 

[MaynardMeek]

if you want to look really smart.. all answers are posted on line before the show airs... sooo remember it.. and you will be swimmin in butter!

 

[klugman]

I would suggest that you stop using expletives in her presence.

Chronic use of foul language would demonstrate a narrow and egregiously underdeveloped lexicon.

 

[MaynardMeek]

are you ****ing serious??

 

[50joe]

I would suggest that you stop using expletives in her presence.

Chronic use of foul language would demonstrate a narrow and egregiously underdeveloped lexicon.

lol, i dont know, some of the genuinely smart people i know have sailor mouths. haha. The ones who can memorize things and take tests like monkeys (lol i guess jeoprady people) are the ones who talk 'proper english' but have no real smarts at all.

 

[klugman]

are you ****ing serious??

you bet your f*cking c*ck s*cker a#@ I am !!!

 

[refrieddreams]

if you want to look really smart.. all answers are posted on line before the show airs... sooo remember it.. and you will be swimmin in butter!

No way! What a good scam this could be...

 

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