why the french make good patients

  1. why the french make good patients

    this confirms what i've been thinking for awhile...

    Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

    The first surgeon says, "I like accountants on my operating table, because
    when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

    The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything
    inside them is colour coded."

    The third surgeon says, "No I really think Librarians are the best; everything
    inside them is in alphabetical order."

    The fourth surgeon chimes in. "You know, I like construction workers. They
    always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the
    job takes longer than you said it would."

    But the fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he observes:
    "The French are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no
    balls and no spine. Plus the head and ass are interchangeable."

  2. lol, wow this stuff gets around quick, just got this in my e-mail today also

  3. LMAO, very good stuff.

  4. amen bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. i smiled..... (ha) Sage


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