why the french make good patients - AnabolicMinds.com

why the french make good patients

  1. msclbldrguy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Posts
    344
    Rep Power
    316

    Reputation

    why the french make good patients


    this confirms what i've been thinking for awhile...


    Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

    The first surgeon says, "I like accountants on my operating table, because
    when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

    The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything
    inside them is colour coded."

    The third surgeon says, "No I really think Librarians are the best; everything
    inside them is in alphabetical order."

    The fourth surgeon chimes in. "You know, I like construction workers. They
    always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the
    job takes longer than you said it would."

    But the fifth surgeon shuts them all up when he observes:
    "The French are the easiest to operate on. There are no guts, no heart, no
    balls and no spine. Plus the head and ass are interchangeable."

  2. jweave23's Avatar
    Stats
    6'0"  237 lbs.
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Posts
    2,612
    Rep Power
    1452

    Reputation

    lol, wow this stuff gets around quick, just got this in my e-mail today also
  3. Iron Warrior's Avatar
    Stats
    6'0"  265 lbs.
    Join Date
    Feb 2003
    Posts
    5,328
    Rep Power
    13068

    Reputation

    LMAO, very good stuff.
    •   
       

  4. Biggs's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Posts
    1,285
    Rep Power
    786

    Reputation

    ha!
  5. windwords7's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Posts
    2,297
    Rep Power
    1555

    Reputation

    LOL!
  6. BigAl's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Age
    48
    Posts
    23
    Rep Power
    155

    Reputation

    amen bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  7. sage's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2002
    Age
    33
    Posts
    1,606
    Rep Power
    955

    Reputation

    i smiled..... (ha) Sage
  

  
 

Similar Forum Threads

  1. What made the French believe creatine provokes cancer?
    By Conceptions in forum Supplements
    Replies: 13
    Last Post: 08-22-2011, 06:47 PM
  2. The perfect protein bar: why nobody's making it?
    By AutoKal47 in forum Supplements
    Replies: 22
    Last Post: 08-19-2011, 07:34 AM
  3. Replies: 109
    Last Post: 11-10-2009, 09:56 AM
  4. mag-10 dosing..why the discrepancies?
    By NYUCKAH! in forum Anabolics
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: 08-18-2003, 06:58 PM
  5. When will the Americans come? (good article)
    By Bean in forum General Chat
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 03-13-2003, 01:02 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Log in
Log in