Most Offensive World Records!

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    Most Offensive World Records! (aka trash Biggs thread)


    THE MOST OFFENSIVE WORLD RECORDS!! (courtesy of Hollywood @ FG... thanks for grossin' me out )


    MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED

    Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.



    LONGEST PUBES

    Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.



    MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH

    Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.



    ZITS

    In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1inch.



    WORST DRINK

    The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen ontheir wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.



    MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL

    This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed,but served with a tampon(unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a '**** Pump'.



    GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN

    Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.



    LONGEST TURD

    The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American who, produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.



    MOST PROLONGED FART

    Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds
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    That's some nasty $hit right there.
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    ummm...i think u have waaay 2 much time on ur hands
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    ew....
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    1.7 pints? HOLY ****. Who the **** did she have to blow to get a load like that. An elephant?
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    i was eating man......... Sage
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    Originally posted by msclbldrguy
    ummm...i think u have waaay 2 much time on ur hands
    I second that notion
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    haha thats good man.....you got the shortest dick record didnt you biggin???
    LMAO just kidding bro!!
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    I've beaten that fart record but never verified it...lol...
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    Originally posted by motleybreu
    haha thats good man.....you got the shortest dick record didnt you biggin???
    LMAO just kidding bro!!
    man I ain't gonna verify somethin like that! ssshhhh
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    Originally posted by Biggin


    man I ain't gonna verify somethin like that! ssshhhh
    that means that had trouble actually measuring it
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    Originally posted by jweave23


    that means that had trouble actually measuring it
    I'll admit, it *was* a problem, until they got the yardstick... not sure how the subject arrived where it has though lol, thanks for all the uh... interest... fellas
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    ya, biggin does need a tweezer to masturbate. (ha) Sage
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    And a magnifying glass.
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    Originally posted by jweave23


    that means that had trouble actually measuring it
    they dont make measurin devices that small
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    well well, step right up for the trash biggs thread, lol. more of ya out there I'm sure, let's have it ... what I get for comin' into Off Topic forum with the sodomites
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    Hilarous and nasty!
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