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    Valentine's Day Joke


    Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that
    > they
    > learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
    >
    > "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish,"
    > she
    > asks,
    > "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
    >
    > Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God
    > would
    > get
    > mad. Who do you want to give a Valentine to?"
    >
    > "Osama Bin Laden," she says.
    >
    > "Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock.
    >
    > "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
    > could
    >
    > have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think
    > that
    >
    > maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.
    > And
    > if
    > other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love
    > everyone a
    > lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone
    > how
    > much
    > he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
    >
    > Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new
    > found
    > pride.
    >
    > "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
    >
    > "I know,"Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the
    > Marines
    > could shoot the ****er."

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    that was hillarious!!!
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    LMAO Did not see this coming. I have tears in my eyes so hard I'm laughing.
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    Saw it coming. Delta is all about shooting ****ers.
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    Hehe. Good ****!
  

  
 

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