Contract of Wifely Expectations

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    Contract of Wifely Expectations


    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...contract1.html

    Balls, brains or just general derrangement? You decide, I'm still laughing my ass off.

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    LMAO.....this guy is nuts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mab904
    LMAO.....this guy is nuts.
    Gotta love the contract though.
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    Love the shaving/hygiene requirements. He wants to do a measurement check on the hair length.
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    I wonder if he got his wife to actually sign that thing. I sent it to a friend, he's going to print it out and see if his wife will sign it.
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    omg the laughing is giving me cramps. Absolute gold.

    Edit - it says Frey's wife never signed it.
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    Sounds like the typical Iowan to me.
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    oh my.... lol

    i think he would have divorced me in .0002 seconds..

    u'd think that if he has all those demands he'd be at least attractive....
  

  
 

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