Contract of Wifely Expectations

[CDB]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html

Balls, brains or just general derrangement? You decide, I'm still laughing my ass off.

 

[mab904]

LMAO.....this guy is nuts.

 

[CDB]

LMAO.....this guy is nuts.

Gotta love the contract though.

 

[mab904]

Love the shaving/hygiene requirements. He wants to do a measurement check on the hair length.:rofl:

 

[CDB]

I wonder if he got his wife to actually sign that thing. I sent it to a friend, he's going to print it out and see if his wife will sign it.

 

[MarcusG]

omg the laughing is giving me cramps. Absolute gold.

Edit - it says Frey's wife never signed it.

 

[The Experiment]

Sounds like the typical Iowan to me.

 

[Mrs. Gimpy!]

oh my.... lol

i think he would have divorced me in .0002 seconds..

u'd think that if he has all those demands he'd be at least attractive....:blink: