prison break....

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A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young
couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on Top of her,
kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in
there, the husband whispers over to his wife:

"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably
spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how
he kissed your neck. If he wants s e x, don't resist, don't complain...
do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates
you. this guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us
both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds: "I'm so glad you feel that way because he wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey. I love you, too!"
 
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this day's full of some pretty good jokes!
 

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I have a **** load of jokes on my computer at work from people forwarding them and stuff. I think I will make a joke thread with them.
 

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