Why You Never Question A Drunk

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> A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
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> > A half-gallon of 2% milk,
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> > A carton of eggs,
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> > A quart of orange juice,
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> > A head of romaine lettuce,
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> > A 2 lb. can of coffee,
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> > And a 1 lb. package of bacon.
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> > As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
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> > drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of
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> > the cashier.
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> > While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
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> > stated, "You must be single."
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> > The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued
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> > by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
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> > She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
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> > unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her
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> > marital status.
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> > Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what,
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> > you're absolutely correct, but how on earth did you know that?"
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> > The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
 

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