Something I left out...
Just the other day, (Monday), I asked to take my daughter to Nashville with me. She thre a fit but then said ok if I signged these papers saying that I would return her on a certain date.
I get that, I do. But, the way she went about it was wrong. She brought a friend with her to do the talking, and just made me look like an ass right in front of my daughters school.
Then I get the "Do you want to get back" call 2 days later, I was like WTF?
So...
I went to a concert last night with this incredibly hot girl, and when we got back to my palacial estate...(1 room love nest)
There was a big envelope on my door from her lawer.
I still have yet to open it as I was being a good host to the lady.
So how am I doing? Tired, confused and I just got my ass chewed out by the "Girlfriend"
Thanks for asking...