Do NOT lose your Grand kids in the Mall!!
A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a
uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"
The cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Jack Daniels whiskey and women with big tits."
disclaimer: this joke is not real nor did it occur to me or anyone i know. there's a high probability that this joke is completely fabricated and has no historical or statistical reference whatsoever to bad parenting or grandparenting. best advice is to laugh and move on. thanks for your time and remember to vote.