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    Talking joke of the day


    Do NOT lose your Grand kids in the Mall!!
    A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a
    uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"
    The cop asked, "What's he like?"
    The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Jack Daniels whiskey and women with big tits."


    disclaimer: this joke is not real nor did it occur to me or anyone i know. there's a high probability that this joke is completely fabricated and has no historical or statistical reference whatsoever to bad parenting or grandparenting. best advice is to laugh and move on. thanks for your time and remember to vote.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beelzebub
    Do NOT lose your Grand kids in the Mall!!
    A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a
    uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"
    The cop asked, "What's he like?"
    The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Jack Daniels whiskey and women with big tits."


    disclaimer: this joke is not real nor did it occur to me or anyone i know. there's a high probability that this joke is completely fabricated and has no historical or statistical reference whatsoever to bad parenting or grandparenting. best advice is to laugh and move on. thanks for your time and remember to vote.

    Did you lose your little brother in the mall or something. I dont get it, thats not funny.

    Just kidding!
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    Did that really happen to you??? Gramps has good taste!
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    I think bobo has it set up where I cant give Beelz any points. Everytime I try it says, spread it around. I dont wanna give it to some dubmass just to give it for a good reason? Anyways, Beelz, here are some fake points.

    1,000,000 points with an increase in rep power of 75!
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    sweet, thanks bro

    nah, i think you have to rep 10 other ppl before hitting up the same dude again. (sounds bad no matter how you look at it)
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    Lmao For some reason I laugh at comments more than at jokes lately.
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    I always laugh when it says " You must spread it around some more." LOL I never have been told to give it up MORE!!
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