motiv8er
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Subject: PERFECT DAY....
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>> > PERFECT DAY FOR A WOMAN:
>> > 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
>> > 8:30 Weigh 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday.
>> > 8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants.
>> > 9.15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil.
>> > 10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer.
>> > 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out.
>> > 12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe.
>> > 12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs..
>> > 1:00 Shopping with friends.
>> > 3:00 Nap.
>> > 4:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from a secret admirer.
>> > 4:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage
>> > 5:30 Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror.
>> > 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.
>> > 10:00 Hot shower. Alone.
>> > 10:30 Make love.
>> > 11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
>> > 11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.
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>> > PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN:
>> > 6:00 Alarm.
>> > 6:15 Blowjob.
>> > 6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section.
>> > 7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and coffee.
>> > 7:30 Limo arrives.
>> > 7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport.
>> > 8:15 Private jet to Augusta, Georgia.
>> > 9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
>> > 9:45 Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under par.
>> > 11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
>> > 12:15 Blowjob.
>> > 12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par.
>> > 2:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
>> > 2:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap.
>> > 3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.
>> > 4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin-1249 lbs.
>> > 5:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked supermodel.
>> > 7:00 Watch CNN Newsflash. Clinton resigns.
>> > 7:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon, 20 Oz. New York
>> > strip.
>> > 9:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
>> > 10:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs.
>> > 11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi.
>> > 11:45 Go to bed.
>> > 11:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the
>> > room.
>> > 11:55 Laugh yourself to sleep.
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>> > PERFECT DAY FOR A WOMAN:
>> > 8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
>> > 8:30 Weigh 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday.
>> > 8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants.
>> > 9.15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil.
>> > 10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer.
>> > 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out.
>> > 12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe.
>> > 12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs..
>> > 1:00 Shopping with friends.
>> > 3:00 Nap.
>> > 4:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from a secret admirer.
>> > 4:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage
>> > 5:30 Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror.
>> > 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.
>> > 10:00 Hot shower. Alone.
>> > 10:30 Make love.
>> > 11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
>> > 11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.
>> >
>> > PERFECT DAY FOR A MAN:
>> > 6:00 Alarm.
>> > 6:15 Blowjob.
>> > 6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section.
>> > 7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and coffee.
>> > 7:30 Limo arrives.
>> > 7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport.
>> > 8:15 Private jet to Augusta, Georgia.
>> > 9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
>> > 9:45 Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under par.
>> > 11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
>> > 12:15 Blowjob.
>> > 12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par.
>> > 2:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
>> > 2:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap.
>> > 3:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.
>> > 4:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin-1249 lbs.
>> > 5:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked supermodel.
>> > 7:00 Watch CNN Newsflash. Clinton resigns.
>> > 7:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon, 20 Oz. New York
>> > strip.
>> > 9:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
>> > 10:00 Have sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs.
>> > 11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi.
>> > 11:45 Go to bed.
>> > 11:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the
>> > room.
>> > 11:55 Laugh yourself to sleep.
