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    Talking joke


    A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl named
    Mary on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.

    "Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"

    "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"

    The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for a safety
    violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the
    back of it."

    The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did
    Santa bring it to you?"

    "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

    The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick
    goes underneath the horse, not on top."

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    Ha! Funny!!
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    he shoots he scores! haha
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    Cracked me up.
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    i love it!!
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    LOL thats a good one. Beelz I"m going to be telling that one all throughout the holidays.
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    good stuff bro!
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    and then the cop called for back up while beating the little girl down with a stick?
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    LMFAO Beelz, you have been coming up big time with jokes lately
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    I'm going to have to pull this joke out tomorrow night at the family dinner
  

  
 

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