How tough is Chuck Norris

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    How tough is Chuck Norris



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    That thread's an instant classic
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    I've been checking back on that one for a while now.

    Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris..
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    That **** is too funny.
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    poooor little lamb
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    That was funny as hell.
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    They have one for Vin Diesel and Mr. T too if you guys want, i have the link

    excerpt...

    There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. **** you, team.
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    I saw Chuck Norris last night on Hannity & Colmes, promoting his new book and his fighting federation (like a martial arts version UFC). I found out they are coming to Mohegan Sun, so maybe I'll have to go see the Legend.

    He talked about how he uses his Total Gym and does cardio almost every day, and so on. Then they mentioned the "Chuck Norris Facts" website... so Chuck knows.

    Then Colmes asked him what he thought about the "facts," and Chuck roundhouse-kicked his head off (OK, so I'm exagerrating a little).
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    "The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain." That is just freakin hilarious.
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    Chuck Norris' penis has a toe nail.

    When you look back and only see one set of foot prints.....that's when Chuck Norris carried you.

    Chuck Norris doesn't get cancer; cancer gets Chuck Norris.



    If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you cant see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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    lol amazing, side kicks is chucks best movie!
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    I like:

    "Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris"

    and

    "When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
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    Chuck Norris is 1/16 Cherokee. This has nothing to do with his ancestory; the man ate a ****ing indian.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bean
    "When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."
    That is actually one of Chuck's favorites.
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    More Chuck video from his interview on the "Best Damn Sports Show."

    http://msn.foxsports.com/bestdamn

    Scroll down to the left under "Video" to "Chuck 'Damn' Norris"
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